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    Brotherhood of Butter-Yellow - a Kaiserreich AAR

    Hello everyone and welcome to my new aar.
    I will play as Croatia in Kaiserreich.
    Sorry for any language mistakes.

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    PROLOGUE

    January 1, 1936, on top of highest building in Zagreb.

    Head of State, Alojzije Stepinac: What a beautiful view! Don't you think Vlad?

    Head of Government, Vladimir Laxa: *cough* Why have you... *cough* Brought me... *cough* Here...
    *cough* Mister President? *talking to himself* Those stairs almost killed me.

    Stepinac: *rises his telescope* Do you know what color our nation has?

    Laxa: It's butter-yellow, why?

    Stepinac: Yes, we need to paint the world with that color! *passes telescope to Laxa* Take a look dear Vlad.

    Laxa: Your plans for world expans...

    Stepinac: Just take a look!

    Laxa: Uhmm, Yes Mister President. What should I see?

    Stepinac: As you know we can't beat the world on our own.
    We need to expand and connect with our brothers around the world!

    Laxa: Brothers? We don't have any brothers out there...

    Stepinac: Look to the north!

    *Laxa rises telescope*

    Stepinac: Up there to the north! Do you see?

    Laxa: Uhmm, no Sir.

    Stepinac: *talking to himself* Moron...

    Laxa: Ahhh, yes I see! They have the same color as we have!

    Stepinac: Finally... Dear Vlad, we need to connect with them and then dominate the world!

    Laxa: But they are so small, smaller than we are... Oh and they washed out their eagle.
    Why would they? Everyone have black eagles...

    Stepinac: Quit mumbling Vlad. We need more brothers. Look to the west.

    *Laxa turns around*

    Laxa: I don't see...

    Stepinac: Down below France...

    Laxa: Oh, Yes! They are so BIG! Wait, their name... Hahaha! When you repeat quickly "painS"...

    Stepinac: *sigh* This world domination will be harder than I thought. Now Vlad, look to the east.

    Laxa: Wow! Huge mountain! I think it's Evere...

    Stepinac: Look closer, not that far away!

    Laxa: Yes, I see. They are big too!
    Wait, wasn't those three hundred Persians defeating thousands of Greek nations?

    Stepinac: Doesn't matter. We need them too.

    Laxa: Haha, I see a guy next to the well. He is shouting something. Something like "THIS IS..."

    Stepinac: *standing on a staircase* Vlad! Come down, we need to do some war preparations.

    Laxa: Of course Mr. President! I'm coming! *talking to himself* This guy near the well... He looked like... MADNESS!

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    Congratulations on making the first ever Croatia AAR!
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    EPISODE 1

    January 1, 1936, Secret Vault deep under the Zagreb.

    Stepinac: Gentlemen, generals, we have gathered here to consult our future strategy.
    Vlad, bring the map.

    Laxa: Yes sir. Here are the maps you requested. Map of Croatia:


    Map of Poland:


    Map of Spain:


    And here is map of Persia:


    Stepinac: Thank you Vlad. Gentlemen, as you can see, we have a common thing. Our national color.
    The Holy Butter-Yellow! We need to expand, connect and rule the world!

    Chief of Staff, general Fedor Dragojlov: With all respect Sir, do you suggest open conflict with every neighbour?

    Stepinac: Not all at one time. But we must be prepared for Hungary and eventually Austria.

    Chief of the Army, general Friedrich Navratil: How can we conquer them all with only 3 militia divisions?

    Stepinac: We can't. Minister Kvaternik, please release those soldiers to their homes and order new equipment for our future army.

    Armaments Minister, Dido Kvaternik: Yes Sir!


    Minister of Security, Vilko Pecnikar: This is insane, you all are insane! I'm not going to cooperate with you!

    Stepinac: As you wish. Guards! Throw this man into worst prison possible!

    Pecnikar: You can't! I AM... *sound of cracking skull*

    *Everyone in the room went gravely silent*

    Stepinac: Well done general Navratil! I see you are loyal to our cause.

    Navratil: *hiding his silenced pistol* We must erase any problems if we want to success.

    Stepinac: Indeed. Vlad, call for Viktor Vida. He will be our new Minister of Security.

    Laxa: Yes, right away Sir.

    Stepinac: So, gentlemen, our first enemy will be Serbia. I await for your war plans. You have time till next meeting. Dismissed!

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    Subscribed! This will be interesting.

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    I'm sorry to say this but there is a new sheriff in town - Darkest Hour - so I think I'll move there. For now this AAR is on hold.

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    Why not play Croatia in DH-KR?

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    This will be a tasty AAR!

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