Hello everyone and welcome to my new aar.
I will play as Croatia in Kaiserreich.
Sorry for any language mistakes.
January 1, 1936, on top of highest building in Zagreb.
Head of State, Alojzije Stepinac: What a beautiful view! Don't you think Vlad?
Head of Government, Vladimir Laxa: *cough* Why have you... *cough* Brought me... *cough* Here...
*cough* Mister President? *talking to himself* Those stairs almost killed me.
Stepinac: *rises his telescope* Do you know what color our nation has?
Laxa: It's butter-yellow, why?
Stepinac: Yes, we need to paint the world with that color! *passes telescope to Laxa* Take a look dear Vlad.
Laxa: Your plans for world expans...
Stepinac: Just take a look!
Laxa: Uhmm, Yes Mister President. What should I see?
Stepinac: As you know we can't beat the world on our own.
We need to expand and connect with our brothers around the world!
Laxa: Brothers? We don't have any brothers out there...
Stepinac: Look to the north!
*Laxa rises telescope*
Stepinac: Up there to the north! Do you see?
Laxa: Uhmm, no Sir.
Stepinac: *talking to himself* Moron...
Laxa: Ahhh, yes I see! They have the same color as we have!
Stepinac: Finally... Dear Vlad, we need to connect with them and then dominate the world!
Laxa: But they are so small, smaller than we are... Oh and they washed out their eagle.
Why would they? Everyone have black eagles...
Stepinac: Quit mumbling Vlad. We need more brothers. Look to the west.
*Laxa turns around*
Laxa: I don't see...
Stepinac: Down below France...
Laxa: Oh, Yes! They are so BIG! Wait, their name... Hahaha! When you repeat quickly "painS"...
Stepinac: *sigh* This world domination will be harder than I thought. Now Vlad, look to the east.
Laxa: Wow! Huge mountain! I think it's Evere...
Stepinac: Look closer, not that far away!
Laxa: Yes, I see. They are big too!
Wait, wasn't those three hundred Persians defeating thousands of Greek nations?
Stepinac: Doesn't matter. We need them too.
Laxa: Haha, I see a guy next to the well. He is shouting something. Something like "THIS IS..."
Stepinac: *standing on a staircase* Vlad! Come down, we need to do some war preparations.
Laxa: Of course Mr. President! I'm coming! *talking to himself* This guy near the well... He looked like... MADNESS!