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lordreaven448

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Well, it happend. I am writing an AAR. It will be one of a seriesi call "Worst WritAAR" since i suck at these things. And a guide for new people that after they read, will know what not to do:D. Now the "why Saruhan?". Well, because I sad SO!

(HUGE EDIT: Read my next post please...........wait the one after that. Thank you
 
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Okay, since i made a mistake with the poll (it was 1404, not 1402 :facepalm* my bad). I'll restart the Campaign from scratch then. And i maybe able have good lucky events (My 1404 save, in only 2 years had 5 stabilty hits form events, so hopefully that dos't happen again). I'll update in a few hours then. I'll update the First post when i get back.
 
I agree. Lets get Rolling.:rofl:


First here's our Pretty green "Kingdom".
saruhanaarpicone.jpg
Love That green. Now lets looks at our sliders
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Pretty good imo. (By the way, I'm playing as we type, so if i get annexed this will probebly be a VERY short AAR, worthy of its name:rofl: )

So now we plan our course of action. Normally i would attack Mentesse first, but lest try something differet. I'm Thinking of attacking Karman. Normally that would mean death for us, but using Mercs and regular troops i maybe able to win this war. (and i'm crazy:wacko: ). So I'm going to move my slider towards offensive inorder to get a moral bonus (and more discipline).
saruhanaarsliderpic2.jpg
Silly nobles, thinking i know nothing when i really don't.

Well, since the game is paused i will declare war on Karman, then try to get a royal marrige with Mentesse. While doing this i will recruit some Mercs. And Convert my ruler into a general.
saruhanaargeneralpic1.jpg
w00t, i am getting lucky:p. And sadly i think i just found a bug, i acidently clicked merc cavalry and then removed them from my que, but i was missing half the money, and i stupidly tested again:mad:. So my Leader is an awesome commander, but sucks with money:rofl:.

Well Candar accepted my Marriage proposal, but Mentesse told me where to put it. (Oh, all I have in advisers is a lvl 2 Statesman, but money bug got me). I also Put minting at Full inorder to fund my war.

Nobody likes me:eek:
saruhanaarresponses1.jpg


Seriously?
saruhanaarinsultsreciev.jpg


Okay, I am the scourge of the earth apperantly:mad:
saruhanaarinsultsreciev.jpg


RIGGED!
saruhanaarwarsdeclaredo.jpg


And to think, these die rolls are al i get and i had a -5 hill penalty, and a -3 river penalty all becasue they made it there 1 day before me:mad:
wowtf.jpg
I think this may become the shortest and worst aar. I hit my Pic limit so i'll save right now and start on the next post:D.
 
Well desperate times call for desperate measures, i have taken 4 loans in an attempt to either slow, or halt my imminent defeat.
saruhanaarloans1.jpg


Ofcourse they make it there before me:rolleyes:
saruhanaarbattlescreen1.jpg


After 2 ping pongs, its over
saruhanbattleresults1.jpg


Interesting note, i think the otto's collapsed
saruhanaarottomancollap.jpg


Even on my death bed i am hated
saruhanaarwarsdeclaredo.jpg


ANNEXATION!
annexation.jpg


What have i learned? Karma(n) is a *********:rofl:
 
Damn. That was short. Reminds me of the Papal State AAR I wrote for a class... though I doctored that slightly to make it more interesting.