Agrippa should have talked some of those mercenaries into taking over the Vandals during his life. It would have been so easy!
The High-Priest
This Vandal is charged with the critical task of consulting the Omens, making ineffectual and insulting sacrifices to the gods, and sharing with the Tribe the latest punishment the gods have visited on them for their foolishness. The High-Priest, and the other priests, are strangely enamored with the consumption of human brains as a way to transmit knowledge. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, they continue to do this frequently.
Thanes
Whenever an unfortunate subject people falls to the Vandals, the High-Chief appoints a Thane to directly rule a subjected region. This way, misrule and cruelty can feel more 'hands on' for the unfortunate victims. Most Thanes will rebel, so the High-Chiefs make sure to appoint only the most incompetant and foolish to this post. A double-boon for the subjects of the Vandals.
Aren't the Vandals Germanic people? Clearly they are lacking in the proper, Prussian, skill of chilling effectiveness.
Maybe that effectiveness was something they picked up from locals in the Baltic. Clearly the proper Germanic (including English at this point) way of tackling a difficult administrative problem was to drink vast amounts of beer until a cunning plan emerged or everyone got into a big (messy) fight. Unfortunately, most of the cunning plans would have been ruled out by their wives in the morning:
"No dear, we can't sell all our livestock to pay for an invasion of Gaul. Now go and finish fixing the fence." *Threatening whack of wooden spoon on crudely made table*.
Agrippa should have talked some of those mercenaries into taking over the Vandals during his life. It would have been so easy!
It stands to reason that most problems will quietly go away if you don't care about them. Yes.
I thought the Administrator's job would be pretty well fulfilled by all the civil wars anyway.
Wow, administrators like that make Caligula's court look like a model of efficiency. Horse Consul included.
Aren't the Vandals Germanic people? Clearly they are lacking in the proper, Prussian, skill of chilling effectiveness. The fact that the Vandals can barely manage to hold on to their second province does not inspire confidence in their long-term survival. Of course, I must allow that not gaining any provinces beyond their starting realm puts off contact with any civilized nation for quite a while, so it might actually be the only logical survival strategy the Vandals could follow!
Why would anyone be a mercenary for the Vandals, unless they have no brains left to give away?
Maybe that effectiveness was something they picked up from locals in the Baltic. Clearly the proper Germanic (including English at this point) way of tackling a difficult administrative problem was to drink vast amounts of beer until a cunning plan emerged or everyone got into a big (messy) fight. Unfortunately, most of the cunning plans would have been ruled out by their wives in the morning:
"No dear, we can't sell all our livestock to pay for an invasion of Gaul. Now go and finish fixing the fence." *Threatening whack of wooden spoon on crudely made table*.
Plus ça change...
Then the vile creature sprung his horse into action, riding down and killing the freewoman. “This woman has died, thus the law makes these children their father’s and therefore slaves.
I suspect they come from the "Vandalic" cultured barbarian provinces. People the Vandals consider barbarians? God, those must be awful!
Indeed, many animal societies, such as a wake of vultures or colony of rats, seem to possess a far more civilized grasp of Law
Then he sentanced Thusenelda to 50 lashes and a lifetime in prison for lying to a Law-Speaker and bringing false charges against a fellow slave.
Suscribed.
These law-speakers seems like the fathers of my country's judicial system.
I'm left speechless by the lawless law speakers
These Law-Speakers make Judge Dredd look like Andy Griffin...
One wonders what the owner of Thusenelda thought when he was deprived of her services in perpetuity.
I smell a blood feud coming on!
The old 'one strike and you're out' rule, eh? At least the Vandals don't have problems with prison overcrowding. Also, the victims of the lawspeakers seem to be fewer than the victims of blood-feuds, so it is progress - of a sort!
Now that is swift and dare I say irrevocable justice. And uncommon wisdom.
King Salomon turns in his grave...
They love the sea, for they came from here. http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanda
And went away, thanks to the sea.
makes perfect sense, when the law doesn't quite fit the circumstances, make the circumstances fit the law
However, going back to these mercenaries, viz:
since
is also true, then just who on earth (probably literally) are these people. I think we need a special update on such matters ... please