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Bread, Butter and Orange Jews: A Duchy of Khazars AAR

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Country: The Duchy of Khazars
Difficulty: Very Hard
AI Aggressiveness: Aggressive

Index

Chapter 1: Isaac of Itil
 
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Quite entertaining. :)

Consider me subscribed!
 
I assume you used that pagan switcher or something to play as Khazars? <3


In which case, what'll you do when you get a bunch more Jewish counts and dukes and such that you want to grab their titles?... Titles, I said TITLES.
 
Beautiful concept, beautiful dialogues :D.
 
A snappy start.

Also the first reference to turkish delight I have seen in an AAR (which has to be a good thing).
 
The funniest AAR I have ever read, and it's bound for death and female akwardness. " Let's hitch" " It must be love"
 
I'm very glad I noticed this! Excellent work so far, easily on par with anything phargle or Alfred Packer have done. Utterly hilarious - especially the bits with God. This is going in my sig, and I hope it gets the readership it deserves. :)
 
ROTFL. In Cuman Russia, updates laughs at you :D.
 
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:rofl: Okay, this is a classic! Keep it coming, this AAR is great! In Cuman Russia, update needs you!

(I hope the Cuman war goes well... I'd be rather sad if Sharu-khan's need to 'pasture his wives' and 'entertain his horses' wipes the Khazars out too soon...)
 
I am sure that with Dogan to lead your forces the Cumans offer no real threat. Anyway, who could resist an Arab, sorry Turkish man in a dress AND a goat. Sharu-Khan would have to be mad to turn down such a fine piece of diplomacy.

The chapters keep on getting better. Well done.