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    This happened to me when I left five-province landlocked Inca alone and I got those colonial events. The next thing I know is that Paraguay declares independence from me and Inca. They're Inca cultured, Catholic, republican dictatorship, with western tech speed but 0/0/0/0/0 tech. Obviously there were some colonial separatists or Paraguayan nationalists running around Inca.
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    Quote Originally Posted by esk1m0 View Post
    Quest for Dixican independence

    People in some backwater turdhole colony would like to be free. They have this funny idea that they could govern themselves more effective than your Royal Highness, King of kings, Emperor of Earth, Duke of Ryukyu, Pope of awesomeness, Chuck Norris could do.

    [Nah, as if they could ever get free]

    This happened to me when I left five-province landlocked Inca alone and I got those colonial events. The next thing I know is that Peru declares independence from me and Inca. They're Inca cultured, Catholic, republican dictatorship, with western tech speed but 0/0/0/0/0 tech. Obviously there were some colonial separatists or peruvian nationalists running around Inca.
    Thanks for posting this. I couldn't read the pale-blue-on-grey text in your last Rage Comic either, so this is very helpful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenT View Post
    Thanks for posting this. I couldn't read the pale-blue-on-grey text in your last Rage Comic either, so this is very helpful.
    My last? There were no blue text, you've clearly mistaken me for someone else.

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    I've just discovered this thread... and gone through it... it's a pure delight

    except possibly the repeated mockeries on France, my country
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    Quote Originally Posted by gigau View Post
    I've just discovered this thread... and gone through it... it's a pure delight

    except possibly the repeated mockeries on France, my country
    You are French then?
    I don't know why but I always had you pegged as Belgian. Any reason for that or am I just making stuff up?

    Also, the French are lily-livered surrendermonkeys that smell of ze cheese!

    I didn't mean that
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    Quote Originally Posted by gigau View Post
    I've just discovered this thread... and gone through it... it's a pure delight

    except possibly the repeated mockeries on France, my country
    Of course. Didn't you know that neither the Vicomte de Turenne, the Seigneur de Bayard or François Eugène de Savoie-Carignan were french?
    Please inform me if I make any grammatical mistakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gigau View Post
    except possibly the repeated mockeries on France, my country
    Il faut bien les laisser s'amuser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1990 View Post
    You are French then?
    I don't know why but I always had you pegged as Belgian. Any reason for that or am I just making stuff up?
    I've been living in Belgium for 7 years now.. i really like that strange country


    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1990 View Post
    Also, the French are lily-livered surrendermonkeys that smell of ze cheese!

    I didn't mean that


    At least our cheese have a strong and nice cheesy-smell
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    The usual end to a Russia campaign ...




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    Quote Originally Posted by garudamon11 View Post
    The usual end to a Russia campaign ...
    [Giant Ming]
    How can wind speed up a land army? Because Ming's armies moves a lot faster since the Divine Wind started blowing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haccoude View Post
    How can wind speed up a land army? Because Ming's armies has moves a lot faster since the Divine Wind started blowing...
    Land yachting of course!

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    I think that the wind is little off the course. About 6000km

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    Quote Originally Posted by gigau View Post
    except possibly the repeated mockeries on France, my country
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    Since when is Belgium part of France ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Internetnubje View Post
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    Since when is Belgium part of France ?
    Well if yourpolitiicans continue... might be

    More seriously, i'm a fench dude living in your nice country... after all you got beers, french () fries, and chocolate
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    Quote Originally Posted by garudamon11 View Post
    The usual end to a Russia campaign ...



    You suck!

    XD

    EDIT : Because lithuania should not stand chance to you when you reach ming...

    Ps: ENGLAND?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwanow View Post
    You suck!

    XD

    EDIT : Because lithuania should not stand chance to you when you reach ming...
    Ming reached him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by th3freakie View Post
    Ming reached him.
    That's why he sucks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gigau View Post


    Well if yourpolitiicans continue... might be

    More seriously, i'm a fench dude living in your nice country... after all you got beers, [u]french[/] () fries, and chocolate
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    Quote Originally Posted by DislexicPanda View Post
    Who would get Ze germans? don't forget Ze Germans!
    Luxembourg, of course. Alternative would be selling it for lots-o-money to the Suiss. >.> Should not be handing anymore lebensraum to them germans.


    Unless of course it's french territory. I mean, who wants that. Say, the Elsas... Eiffel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HanSime View Post
    Luxembourg, of course. Alternative would be selling it for lots-o-money to the Suiss. >.> Should not be handing anymore lebensraum to them germans.


    Unless of course it's french territory. I mean, who wants that. Say, the Elsas... Eiffel...
    Pfft! We are sooo over that concept. Lëtzebuerg can have them for all we care.

    More important is the question of who gets juicy Vlaanderen.
    You guys want to give it another try? You should maybe do it differently than last time though.
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