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    Quote Originally Posted by handbanana69 View Post
    lol Tyrone might actually manage to form Ireland, and I've seen Holland inherited twice already
    That is unlikely that Tyrone will form Ireland. I seen that before many times and no Ireland although i haven't been playing much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warcry View Post
    That is unlikely that Tyrone will form Ireland. I seen that before many times and no Ireland although i haven't been playing much.
    Its related to a stronger Scotland in DW.
    England will usually suffer when fighting against them during the early game - and the resulting WE usually allows to slip Irish provinces from the English grip.

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    Btw, you guys realise that the screenshot stuff ought to be in strange screenshots thread, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciaphas Cain View Post
    *snicker*

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    EU3:C Norway starts in a personal union led by "Erik VII" or Erik of Pomerane (actual name Boguslaw). Starting in a PU isn't so bad when its led by an AI Denmark that doesn't think twice about attacking Bohemia or the Teutonic Knights. By the time the jerk's rule ends (around 1420-1430, but historically 1439/42) you can have good Land Tradition (a general who doesn't contemplate his navel) and Prestige by choosing your battles. Here I am after warning Morrocco gives me CB. I screwed up by declaring war too early. I really want to land these troops in Mellila, where demoralized knights are holding the province, but...



    I made some tests later, and it turns out that those Moroccan ships will sail from Toubkhal if I leave port in Valencia - 3 big units away!
    Looking at it now, I should have put "ZOMG" instead of "Oh no!", that would have been a better fit with the rules of this thread.
    Last edited by KarlMonster; 09-01-2011 at 21:19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KarlMonster View Post
    Looking at it now, I should have put "ZOMG" instead of "Oh no!", that would have been a better fit with the rules of this thread.
    Do it

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    Year: 1456. Really just happened. I'm still not recovered from the RAAAGE!
    Definitely the naval bug...I think?
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    Yeah this is realy pissing of if you loose such battle...

    EDIT: Not having general, sry!
    Last edited by Iwanow; 10-01-2011 at 00:01.

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    The French Armada?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goggles89 View Post
    The French Armada?
    now known as the English Armada. >=(
    bunch o' pissants.
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    Probably stormtrooper effect and the the Brits are the protagonists of this story, the same thing happend at traffalgar and with the Spanish armada, can't be a coincidence.

    How the hell did they get another transport if you haven't lost any?
    EU3 is a grand attempt to reverse engineer history.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DislexicPanda View Post
    Probably stormtrooper effect and the the Brits are the protagonists of this story, the same thing happend at traffalgar and with the Spanish armada, can't be a coincidence.

    How the hell did they get another transport if you haven't lost any?
    1. the Brits just sent a bunch of burning pieces of wood against the Spanish Armada and sank it that way. I kind of wish they had fire ships of sorts in EU3, but that would lead to some really cheesy tactics and/or rage.
    2. Traffalgar was a mistake. Napoleon probably made a RAAAGE! post after that one.

    3. We all know Very hard AI gets magic boats. Derrrp.


    EDIT: what's the stormtrooper effect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_Richard_XI View Post
    Playing Italy actually. Basically, I guaranted the Inca and saved them from Brandenburg and Scandinavia. And then all the blobs attacked Inca and I could do nothing.
    If you can't fight a blob, you failed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the zealot View Post
    if you can't fight a blob, you failed.
    exactly!

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    In order to maintain purity of rage I've just deleted a string of posts here: screenshots, comments on them, etc. Keep the rage pure bright and burning white please!

    Screenshots into the thread dedicated to that artform please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewT View Post
    In order to maintain purity of rage I've just deleted a string of posts here: screenshots, comments on them, etc. Keep the rage pure bright and burning white please!

    Screenshots into the thread dedicated to that artform please.
    I see that mods have sense of humor . That's good ... whatever...

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    its totally on topic! i wanted to keep playing eu3 but she screwed my plans ...it's subtile but it's eu3 stuff no? *cough*
    and yes let's cleanse this topic of all the non-raaage heresy

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcruzintopgun View Post
    need more life-inspired raaaaggee!

    OMG I totally get it now. You has a beer and want to beat the snot out of some poor blob that you spent the ENTIRE day planning to kill, but then your girly wants you to come to bed, but you're like "fuck no". But asians are so adorable that you can't resist. The blob lives another day!
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    10/10!

    edit: adorable yet deadly
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    EU3:C - Same Norway game as my last offering, but this happened about 1405? Denmark basically takes advantage of Sweden's huge forcelimits and a lot of loans to eventually secure Holstein. Then Denmark goes after Bohemia in order to cause more revolts in Denmark's core provinces. As Norway, my provinces are far from being endangered so its free land tradition for me. What worked out really well for me (until the depicted moment) was that Burgundy was running around in Bohemia too. That lifted much of the fog in the Bohemian provinces. Since I believed I was seeing all armies in nearby provinces, I saw an opportunity to engage a smaller group that had apparently drawn by Denmark's siege of Niederlausitz.



    Naturally, this is a simplified version of what I saw. Apparently, 4 divisions that had been pursuing Burgundy in the opposite direction suddenly changed their minds. I had been paying attention, and was absolutely mystified when Bohemian forces swelled. Since I had no commander, and weakened forces from previous engagements, this quickly became a frantic search for the [RUN AWAY!] button.
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