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You can just imagine what the Venetians where thinking during this whole endeavor.

"Doge, it appears Ulm, a tiny trading focused republic, wants Military Access."
"Well, I can't imagine they'll do much with it, but i'd rather not soil relations. Let them have it."
"...it would appear they're stationing troops in our land."
"Well, how many could they posssibly have?"
"Er... quite a lot Doge.."
"Crikey... that is a lot. Ah well, they wouldn't possibly declare war. They can't take all those stability hits."
*Few Weeks Later*
"Doge! Quick! Ulm has declared war!"
"But, their stability?!?"
"It's... +3 my liege..."
"What the... STUPID OPM RULES! I'll be the laughing stock of half of Europe..."
 
Ulm? Famous things....hm....maybe the church, but else?

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
 
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.
 
But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.

Could be true, but if the question is "What is Ulm famous for, anyway?" then "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm" is certainly a valid answer.

After all, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is famous (though you could make a case against this as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is specifically known for not being remembered) and from Ulm.
 
When doubt, ask yourself: W.W.J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K.S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o.U.D.? ;)
 
When doubt, ask yourself: W.W.J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K.S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o.U.D.? ;)

What does the very last D stand for then?
 
Please stop this. It's spamming nonsense and not that funny.

I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". :D Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.

When doubt, ask yourself: W.W.J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K.S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o.U.D.? ;)

:rofl: Awesome!

EDIT: Vaximillian: do :)
 
I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". :D Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.
Indeed. :)
EDIT: Vaximillian: do :)
/me slaps mah fore'ead
stoopid me!
 
What would J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K.S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o.U. do?
 
You sir, are a comedic genius! Every update leaves me incapacitated by fits of laughter :D(Not to mention the fact that even your inkwell post made my sides hurt).
 
[video=youtube;yYMRjnM6j6w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w[/video]

For the people who doesn't get it
 
Brilliant AAR. Ulm seems to be more cold and calculating in the later updates.
 
I apologise for the lack of updates, so here is one!

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Oh woop.
 
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