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It would still be nice if he could make that official, though, if that is indeed the case. I mean, I still check this AAR with a fair regularity . . .Svip has probably more important things to do with his life now. It had a good run and it's not bad to end before it becomes dull and boring.










Guys, come on. We all check this thread, but give Svip a break. He may be very busy and the last thing any of us need to do is hound him on making an update. Give it a rest. He will be here when he is ready, if ever.
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Stop the off topic posts.
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I just wanted to pop by and say what a great AAR! It's AAR's like this that convinced me to join these forums and buy paradox games almost a decade ago! You're doing a great job Svip, and its very original! Also, you did an amazing job making stats funny on the most recent update.
I only checked the table of contents of this AAR for updates, I didn't read the thread much after I read a few of the mod posts, but I haven't seen an update in a while. I just hope you haven't become discouraged! Please keep up the good work if you can! I know sometimes real life gets in the way though...
So Once again, Good Luck, Great AAR, AMAZING AAR, Very Funny, and I can't wait to see Ulm trash France!
Hey Svip, second time poster, long time lurker... 2 days of reading to get to last page. Great work so far. Most entertaining AAR I have read. Funny, witty... pun-tastic!
Allez les Ulmers!!! erm.. I mean... LADUNG ULMERS!!! ( according to google translate, that should be Charge Ulmers ).
I know that everyone thinks this AAR is awesome, I just mention it now, so Ulm does get back to the first page!
The mod team understands that you are all waiting for a new update. So are we! However, some of you have the problem that they cannot contain their feelings about this AAR and behave according to the rules. The latest example would be Infocalypse' post, which can be condensed to one word: "Bump!", except that it is a bit more nicely worded.
As such the mod team has decided that it is in your best interest to close the thread until Svip feels ready to update again, which will hopefully be in the near future.
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Svip is back, thread open.
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Thank you, Mr Capitalist.
I would first like to apologise for all those who have waited intensely for an update. I understand some of you will argue that because I am providing a free service, I shouldn't be apologising, but you are thus misunderstanding what I am apologising for. I have no problem with not updating my AAR when I feel like it, but I had a problem with not at least giving clarification on why.
The truth is, I do not really want to talk about why. I am going through a crappy period in my life and I am looking for distractions everywhere. I also prefer easy choices, and I must admit the whole war with France made me nervous if I could actually pull it off.
I wish I could have made this update more special than it is, but I guess that's the cost of doing business. And I hope to updating semi-regularly from now on. While not exactly a crappy period coming up (although my life will probably continue to suck, but that's beside the point), it will be a busy period for me until the end of May.
Enjoy.
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Why does zooming in not work like on CSI?![]()
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AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (finished), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.
It's back!
YAY!
Sorry to hear about your life being crappy right now though.![]()
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Great to see this back! I liked the song.At least you got a small vassal out of that war and got out without trouble.
Here's hoping that RL takes a turn for the better for you.
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Welcome back svip, I remember when you said you were going to do it on IRC, been following ever since, will follow forever, for the glory of Ulm.
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