I`m still waiting for France to get crushed.![]()
I`m still waiting for France to get crushed.![]()
Honorary Dutch Citizen by appointment of Hellvink
Never smile! It`s contagious.
It sure will. I don't mind powerful vassals, is far more amusing when you are a TPM (I assume M will become Major in this case, hehe).
And we are just getting started.
Hey hey, we also need to focus on the Empire, right?
Hm, now I know how Ulm wants his martini.
Corfu is Byzantine, silly!
Bohemia is not what it used to be, huh?
Ask and you shall receive:
This is the income of Ulm as of 1488. I have the largest income of anyone in the world at this point. It should also be noted that this screen is from after the events I have told of so far, so some has happened, but I won't reveal exactly what just yet.
Oh yus. OPMs can be quite fun.
Nah, I also used to use spies heavily in HTTT. Never played IN for real or any expansion before that, so I cannot comment on those.
Of course. And I have not given up on that yet, but we need to ensure that our vassals are not thoroughly intimidated by the Ottomans or other powerful entities. Our business in the Empire is rather safe for now.
Indeed. DW did the right thing and added Ulm.
The unfortunate reality is that France have gotten quite strong. And Ulm's grudge against France was merely that they had conquered his nemesis.
AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (ongoing), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.
Money money money!!!
... it's a rich man's world!
Ius Hibernicum, in nomine juris. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
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Burgundy: A Dream of Lotharingia (a Death & Taxes AAR - currently on hiatus)
The Three Certainties of Life (a Byzantine D&T AAR - updated 03.06.12)
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According to the game the term is 'Ulmer'.
I did wish that the game would write the name over vassals disconnected from my main territory. I would have liked 'Ulmer Byzantine' over Greece. A man can dream though, a man can dream.
AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (ongoing), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.
Do you have a settlement policy in place over Venice? Ulmer provinces should have rheinlander culture!
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
It's really neat to see you expanding your empire without using force of arms (well, at least not your own armies!). I should try that sometimes, perhaps get the Byzantium achievable using patriotic rebels, yes?![]()
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I have to say, this is my favorite by fAAR.
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Just found this. It's 'mazing!
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Bismarck was right about you, Hapsburg!
Oh the crazies.
AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (ongoing), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.
Awesome as always!![]()
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Sunday night MP Megacampaign: God Will Know His Own
The Great Game III MP Mega-Campaign: Children of the Fatherland , Day of Glory (finished)
Proprietor of one Lord Strange Cookie. ●, WritAAR of the Week: Feb. 6, 2011
BEST EVAR and I was one of the first to see it in the IRC I DEMAND A MEDAL FOR THIS
###Goldmattress###
You have lost The Game.
In Europa Universalis, Ulm vasalizes you
crazy Austrians...sending you mixed signals. Next thing you now they want to 'French' you
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Maybe Byzantine just needs to get big enough. It seems to me the game holds back on creating text that is too long. Ulm appears easy because it is short, but Ulmer Byzantine? Yeah, I am going to give the game the benefit of doubt. We'll see, once Byzantine finally rises!
On an unrelated note, FrozenWall did a nice update for his AAR (well, not just his, I guess) using a similar styled comic. Thumbs up from here.
AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (ongoing), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.
Austria is playing some head games. Also, ALL AARS ARE NOW COMICS
I think he'll be to Rome
As is the osprey to the fish, who takes it
By sovereignty of nature.
Wait, there is more?
AARs of Sir Svip OLIR:
Ulm plays Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods as Someone (ongoing), Victoria 2: Heart of Darkness as Austria (finished), March of the Eagles as Russia (finished)
Winner of: Hats.
Glory for Ulm A Flagland AAR (ended)
Winner of: Europa Univeralis: The Musical, Cities in Motion DLC: Ulm, AARtist of the Month (June 2011), ● (Royal Dutch Cheese of Anti-Frognessship), ● (Swedish Meatball of Volvo and Björn Borg), ● (Cyan Blue Cookie of Awesomeness), ● (Lord Strange Cookie of British Awesomeness), ACA 2010 Q4: EU Comedy, ● (Paradox Cookie), WritAAR of the Week (2011-01-30), "Best everything, ever" award, ● (Irish Shamrock Cookie) and being in this signature.
Failure for Württemberg A Flagland Victoria 2: A House Divided Beta mini-AAR (finished)
Winner of: Having my name attached to it.