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    I think that this is more fitting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurken View Post
    I think that this is more fitting

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    You can just imagine what the Venetians where thinking during this whole endeavor.

    "Doge, it appears Ulm, a tiny trading focused republic, wants Military Access."
    "Well, I can't imagine they'll do much with it, but i'd rather not soil relations. Let them have it."
    "...it would appear they're stationing troops in our land."
    "Well, how many could they posssibly have?"
    "Er... quite a lot Doge.."
    "Crikey... that is a lot. Ah well, they wouldn't possibly declare war. They can't take all those stability hits."
    *Few Weeks Later*
    "Doge! Quick! Ulm has declared war!"
    "But, their stability?!?"
    "It's... +3 my liege..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sather View Post
    Ulm? Famous things....hm....maybe the church, but else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malurous View Post
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
    But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

    And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurken View Post
    But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

    And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.
    Could be true, but if the question is "What is Ulm famous for, anyway?" then "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm" is certainly a valid answer.

    After all, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is famous (though you could make a case against this as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is specifically known for not being remembered) and from Ulm.
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    Please stop this. It's spamming nonsense and not that funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telesien View Post
    When doubt, ask yourself: W.W.J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K. S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o. U.D.?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sather View Post
    Please stop this. It's spamming nonsense and not that funny.
    I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.

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    Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malurous View Post
    I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.
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