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    I think that this is more fitting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurken View Post
    I think that this is more fitting

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    Yes, that is the one I ment. Althought I chose to write it because it is also OOTS reference
    "'Religious faith. Belief in daemons, belief in spirits, belief in an afterlife and all the other trappings of a preternatural existence, simply existed to make us all more comfortable and content in the face of a measureless cosmos. They were sops, bolsters for the soul, crutches for the intellect, prayers and lucky charms to help us through the darkness. But we have witnessed the cosmos now, my friends. We have passed amongst it. We have learned and understood the fabric of reality. We have seen the stars from behind, and found they have no clockwork mechanisms, no golden chariots carrying them abroad. We have realized there is no need for god, or any gods, and by extension no use any longer for daemons or devils or spirits."


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    You can just imagine what the Venetians where thinking during this whole endeavor.

    "Doge, it appears Ulm, a tiny trading focused republic, wants Military Access."
    "Well, I can't imagine they'll do much with it, but i'd rather not soil relations. Let them have it."
    "...it would appear they're stationing troops in our land."
    "Well, how many could they posssibly have?"
    "Er... quite a lot Doge.."
    "Crikey... that is a lot. Ah well, they wouldn't possibly declare war. They can't take all those stability hits."
    *Few Weeks Later*
    "Doge! Quick! Ulm has declared war!"
    "But, their stability?!?"
    "It's... +3 my liege..."
    "What the... STUPID OPM RULES! I'll be the laughing stock of half of Europe..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sather View Post
    Ulm? Famous things....hm....maybe the church, but else?
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malurous View Post
    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
    But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

    And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurken View Post
    But Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm was more or less only an artist, no?

    And Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm can not in any degree measure to the machivellian mastermind behind the power of Ulm.
    Could be true, but if the question is "What is Ulm famous for, anyway?" then "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm" is certainly a valid answer.

    After all, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is famous (though you could make a case against this as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm is specifically known for not being remembered) and from Ulm.
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    Please stop this. It's spamming nonsense and not that funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telesien View Post
    When doubt, ask yourself: W.W.J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K. S.G.G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o. U.D.?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sather View Post
    Please stop this. It's spamming nonsense and not that funny.
    I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malurous View Post
    I strongly disagree with the "not funny" part. Though you may be onto something with "nonsense". Those aren't the only reader jokes in this generally lighthearted thread (tends to come with the territory with comedy AARs) and they're on topic (Ulm) to boot. Not my idea of spam.
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    What would J.G.d.v.A.S.C.F.D.D.D.D.D.B.v.K.T.A.B.H.T.G.K.S.G. G.S.K.H.B.G.B.E.N.B.G.M.W.L.H.G.S.K.M.A.v.H.o.U. do?
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