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    The Faraboulimineuse story of Belgium

    The Faraboulumineuse story of Belgium

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    Chapter Ouno : The war of chips


    Come of distant one galaxy (in fact he pitifully wallowed with his saucer) Eternien meets we do not know how on the Earth in 1836.
    More exactly in Belgium, this small country pleases our alien and it thus decides to help it in its development.
    First stage an alliance with the Swiss, this country with numerous attractions such the chocolate, the cows dyes purple and Ricola candies.

    At the same time on October 30th 1836, Eternien grants crossed by the territory in French, that will allow in their wine to circulate ^ _ ^
    Stupefaction on January 2nd 1837!
    The Netherlands declares us the war O_O
    They say that our chips are a gastronomic shame, Eternien had not planned the blow and the army is always the one of base. Well are we mobilize and happens that will can.

    On January 26th a diplomat learns us that France in annexed the Ashanti, but what that can make me, I am in full war I indicate you coconut!


    Two days later, it is with enjoyment that I learns that England joins me in the war, yippee with them I few not to lose (On the other hand they take the direction of the operations)


    My army wins its first battle in Antwerp on February 18th 1837, made cracked the sparkling wine for the occasion.

    The party is short-term, because I land a sacred slap the same day to Middleburg
    31 350 soldiers for Netherlands against 9000 soldiers Belgian

    While I wonder what what waits for English to come to help me, I learn that the Russian ogre comes to participate in the quarry!
    This time I say to myself that it is finished.
    Fortunately most of the satellite countries of England come to the rescue.

    On May 7th 1837, France meets in a war separated against the Netherlands and Russia, their objectives is the conquest of Catalonia.
    During this time I take shaken on shaken and meet more than with an army of 12 000 mens, but where are the English ?! (And in more my debt of loan really begin to be salted)

    Well sometimes it happens that I manage to conquer a territory or that I free from it in my country.


    In October 16th 1837, it will not be said that the Belgian army is a weakling, us buttons the enemy of our capital.

    December 30th, 1837, English appear finally and spins me a good help, this war which in some resumed failed ended with a humiliating defeat begins in returned to my advantage.

    During this time to Véra Cruz h'm in the Ottoman Empire, we learn that they annexed Tripoli.


    On May 3rd 1838, a treaty is signed between France and Russia, country of the cheese and the wine in managed to obtain Catalonia.
    Switzerland signs a white peace with Russia, are strained of pleurisy.

    The coming of Eternien have modify in a way the timeline of the Earth and the war for the taking of Alsace-Lorraine of the Prussia against France will take place on April 16th 1838.


    December 4th 1838, the War of chips is officially ended, England in managed to negotiate a white peace with enemies.
    Now everybody returns at home (thin we are there already) whereas England repeals the laws on the grain.


    Belgium pays its debt ( 11k ), maintaining the country are going to be able to build itself really, but the Dutch insult will not erase of right after reports(memoirs) and one day we shall charge hundredfold to these smokers of jars what they made us undergo.


    Voila that's it for now, well I know it is short and really fictionalized, but good I have not really the habit to make that.
    Sorry for the very relative English, it is a translation make with my knowledge and the help of Reverso.
    I forgot to specify that at the moment or I had begun the game, the patch was not still thus went out I continued with the basic version (with 1.2 the save does not work)

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    Relative English? Quite fictionalized? Both fine to me! I actually find the English fine and in the spirit of Eternien's landing. If I had made such a crash to the Victorian era, the Swiss'd be one of my first choices for alliance as well; those Ricola's are pretty rockin'.
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    Thank you very much :-)

    Here the next episode.

    Chapter deuzio : The chips of the desert



    During some years he(it) does not take place much in Belgium, the life is soft
    Crunchy chips and the beer flows like water.

    However, the country has to get bigger, at the moment the hour to take revenge for Netherlands is not
    still come, Eternien says to himself that it would be not so bad to leave a place in the sun.

    But where?

    Further to a very serious comparative research (in fact he made turned a map of the world then the finger pointed at random), Morocco was thus the happy winner and the victim of the first war of colonization.


    During this time (but not to Vera Cruz) the United States try so-so to satisfy his population of cowboy.


    Eternien was hardly raised when he heard shouting out voices; furthermore it came from the outside.
    This was surprised perceiving a just assemblage at the bottom of its balcony.
    It was Belgians, which came to let know «that they were not satisfied then they bawl»

    The extraterrestrial promises to do his best to arrange everything and that this evening it would be free fried and beer for everybody.


    On July 3rd 1842, our general-in chief came to see us to announce with enjoyment that now the troops will benefit from the real vocational training thanks to Védior Ter.
    (For the story, there is in France a company of work on an interim basis named Védior Bis (the continuation of bis being ter)


    On July 22nd 1842, Eternien learns that England annexed Gwalior, but good Eternien does not even know where that is and makes fun of it as of his first silver surf.

    In January 1843, the war in Morocco takes place tranquillou (not trade for this word), said that the soldiers fight fingers in the nose.


    The trainings on the ground get by Védior Ter make gain earnings of interest for the army and an impact on the mobilization is decreased in 5 % there.

    Undoubtedly the little guys from Védior Ter do not any more stop surprising Eternien.
    He learns that her limp has to create a Naval School.


    In April 25th 1843, according to the newspaper "Le Choux de Bruxelles" the freedom reigns in Belgium.

    And we did it, Eternien has finally a place or to go to sunbathe, henceforth Morocco is a part of our nation, to celebrate that everybody made crack the sparkling wine.


    Do not miss ours next episode!
    There will be of the action) «ah ah ah, bursts communist decay!»
    Of the emotion «oh my god they killed Kenny!»
    Plantations «made turn makes turn»
    And still full of toil which put into verse - ions there

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    Chapter tri : chips do not ski



    In July 1848 Coke is discovery, not the one that we sniff nor even the drink but the coal enriched in trace elements and rich in omega 3


    *with the german accent* Art what that it, we are not any more a major power!
    Big misfortune


    In January, 1849: thanks to our Minister of the internal affairs Mister Empereur Nicolas, we are better to inform as regards the diverse parties politics.
    Like the fact I forgot to say that I was at war against Tunis, objective the Moon .heuuu I want to say annexation.


    Thanks to the telegraph the army has a better organization and that it is glop.
    On August 6th, 1849 the annexation of Tunis is folded a new territory in the sun for Belgium.


    On February 4th we find the status of Major power, the sparkling wine flows in stream into the streets of the capital.

    In October 1st, 1850, the creation of a Naval School are going to increase the organization of our navy. (in the navyy in the navyyyyyyyyyyyy)


    One month later this discovery confer a social status to the officers.

    A reform in the unpronounceable name was made for the countries of Krisprolls.


    To finish here a world map in 1851

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    Now that you're a major power, it seems only natural that since the moon is out of the question... You must kidnap Jules Verne and force him to create a moon-ship of some kind! Or failing that, take some nice island chains. All this talk of chips makes me hungry and reminds me I did not make dinner yet tonight, hrmn...
    When the chips are down, just keep trying!
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    Thank you for comments, that pleases.
    In my party I am almost at the end, many things took place.

    On the base I had not settled of objectives and it came to the fur to measure of the events in games.

    At the moment it is the battle for colonized Africa between me and France.

    But all this will be told in the next summaries.

    But with the work, will be it not before Friday evening;-)

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    Hurry go for the sequel !


    Chapter quarte quinte plus : we want a little more of chips


    In July, 1851 China is pricked the region of Yunnan for the benefit of England.
    In the new conquered territories a colonial incident takes place, a shed with chips was plundered by the autochtons, this is inadmissible, the operation " Belgian Fury " is started up.


    Two months later a botanical expedition makes us win of the prestige thanks to the discoveries of exotic florae.

    In June, the Belgian stock exchange is established, certain co-workers of Eternien tell to have seen him turned and danced in everything the senses in his office by shouting " money money money ! "


    During this time to Vér h'm in the Transvaal, the Die Groot Trek is introduced from June 26th, 1852.

    A Walloon rebellion take place on the territory of the metropolis, apparently these kids would like to have their independence, Eternien will make them spend the taste of the revolt with knocks of balls in their behind.


    The ceaseless harassment of our traders Darfour makes us gain a casus belli against them.
    But we shall not have time to take advantage of it because in March, 1853 the Netherlands declares us the war follow-ups by his ally Spain.


    In the province of Ifni the hunting in big game is declared speechless just to calm a little the spirits.

    The organization of the navy increases with the training in military posts, it is great even if I was poured some ships.

    During this time Portugal annexes Butua, I do not know or that is and frankly I make fun of it a little especially in full war.

    The discovery of the Medicine will help me for the provisioning of the troops in these time disturbed a lot.


    In June 5th, 1854 signature of a white peace with the Netherlands, what are going to give me hands free to conquer the region of Taza which belongs at present to Spanish.


    From November 2nd, 1854 insurance companies begin to open almost everywhere on the territory.
    The same day the universal ballot is decreed in right to vote. (Even if Eternien remains the leader all the same does not need to mess around either)


    The implementation of the chemotherapy is indirectly going to decrease the wear of the army and that it is glop.

    A grave insult of Hedjaz concerning our chips reaches us, as we are in full war, I decide to let run.


    My researchers inform me that they discovered that they existed bacteria, quite small tiny creatures which would enter our body to make him sick.
    Fortunately to fight against, the researchers worked out the principles antiseptic.

    In January, 1856, the positivism will be taught from now on the school.


    Finally in April, 1856 Spain accepts our peace conditions, Taza is finally between our hands, the sparkling wine are going to flow in stream this evening.

    In April 26th of the same year, an economic treaty is published in the newspaper of the Belgian stock exchange, what makes us very proud.


    In September 11th, 1856, our botanical expedition is blocked what makes us lose 100 £.

    The return on factories are going to increase by 10 % thanks to the mechanized production, forward the turbines!

    This gives rise to several new inventions, the Belgian brains are on the boil, it is the zombies which are going to be satisfied.


    A world map in 1857.

    That's it for the moment.
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    Ah - it seems to me that the new flora that was discovered was most likely some series of extremely rare potato - call it a wild guess? Keep sending people to explore - I'm sure the secrets shall yield themselves eventually.

    And it seems that you've got enough brains to satisfy a legion of zombies, But is it enough to satisfy Belgium's need for Science?!

    Ah! Une question. Ou allons-nous?
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    I almost finished my party.

    But otherwise, it are going to have a war for the conquest of Spanish territories in North Africa there.

    The ownership of the Suez Canal is also in check list of Belgium.

    Have more countries in my sphere.

    Dominion of the world h'm not of the galaxy of the universe ah ah ah ah, chips will be everywhere! ^_^

    Nice french ;-)

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    Merci! Je fais de mon mieux- (et priez! xD )

    Let's see, complete and utter domination of the universe? Sounds like it could be a perfect scenario! All things conisdered - it'd mean the universe 42% happier! I like your short-term goals though; without it's North African territories, Spain won't be so conquering-happy (I hope?) and with the canal, Belgium will have access to the Entire World! And it's potato supply shall be complete.
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    Chapitre Cinquo : Chips Forever


    Thanks to the vaccination the mortality of the population will decrease little, what is good to have more staff military.


    At the same time the other discoveries are made, as the mechanical saw and the mechanized slaughterhouse, yummy that makes more stuff all this.

    Transvaal annexes Lozi on September 21st, 1858


    Some specialist realize that the war that kills, they thus decide to set up the Medicine of Fight from November 3rd, 1858.

    I did not know it at this moment, but Two Sicily will betray me at the first opportunity.


    November 18th, 1858, the Foreign Legion is creates in France, that expects nothing good for me all this!


    The hierarchy and the classification of the work is invented, so many things for complicated the life of the workers.


    Yemen offends us diplomatically by refusing our commercial boats come sell our chips, for the moment we spend the insult.

    In March 20th, 1860 the Doctrine of column of Battleship is invented by captain Igloo


    In May 24th, 1860 the long-awaited moment came, quiet returned for some years our reputation international enough went back up, the operation " Couscous Garbit " is engaged


    In October 28th, 1860, in France they have no chips but they are big headed, the Garnier palace is built.

    Genetic heredity in what adorned that that is called the new discovery, apparently needs not to couple between persons of the same family, in any case it is that says the scientists and the scientists they are tremendously smart.


    And hup on June 2nd, 1861 another three discoveries more, are really strong these big head.
    The Tactics of fast operations, the Threshing machine of Pitts (not he is no musician of a group) and the disease prevention of the malaria.

    In September 28th, 1861, companion we can henceforth join!


    It is as the Port Salut (a french cheese) it is above marked.


    The harvester of Hussey and McCornik is going to simplify us the spot and that it is glop, declares Eternien to her people.

    The Matébélés territory is annexed by the Transvaal.


    On January 20th, 1862, Eternien decides of granted a derisory pension to the old men of the country.

    And Voila on March 29th, 1862 Algeria belongs to us, the couscous of the place is fast replaced by our chips fried gilded and crunchy.


    On June 3rd of the same year the specialization of the work begins to make its appearance.

    In November 15th, 1862, these Spanish traitors declare us the war!


    Two Sicily (treasons!) and Greece join them!
    During this time we discover the primitive railroad.

    So not need to be really explicit on what takes place in front of your screen it is marked.


    As the war takes place well, we take advantage of it to add "take Sétif " in the war objectives, so Est and the West of our African lands will be connected.

    In July 2nd, 1863, Dahomey is annexed by France these eaters of camembert cheese!


    According to reports our traders would be harassed by Khiva, but at the moment I have not too much the time to occupy me of that.

    In January 8th, 1864, during this time but not in a city of Vera Cruz's name, Wurtemberg finalizes the cutting edge intelligentsia.


    In March 3rd, 1864, white peace with Two Sicily (but I would not forget their treasons)

    In April 19th, 1864, now rifles will be loaded by the cannon.


    In June 22nd, 1864 England annexes Burma, no interest in that.
    Also on behalf of Portugal which annexes Kasanje.
    White Peace with Greece proposed by these after the view of the arrival of my landing troops.

    Finally on January 9th, 1865 espagouins offers me for what I ask, my troops had to land in their territories to decide on them.


    The peace returned and my African territory is quite connected, now we are going to calm down a little and see what I am then going to make.



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    Cunning, using that gambit to replace couscous with chips - but as chips replace the world food supply as the one and only 'true food' is not likely that the worlds potato supplies diminish? Is this Eternians' true plan! L'humanitie! With such brilliant scientists and overworked - ah, efficient - workers, things shall go perfectly, however. They already are!
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    Yes, everybody in the Earth has to eat chips.

    Chapter six : Chips on holidays


    Henceforth Belgium will be endow with Steamers (in October, 1865), a vast operation of modernization of the boats of transport are going to be put in construction site. (Roughly I produces steamers and I delete as one goes along the ancient boats)

    In December it is the Business Raider which it is possible to build, I don't know to what that is of use I puts be also going to add it to my fleets.


    The same month a local stock exchange is built in Turnai, what is "excellent" assert Eternien. (Voice of Mr Burns)

    In January 18th, 1866, apparently a vast social movement gets ready in mainland France, but nobody will not know about what it is because of a blunder at the level of the printing of the news.


    Implementations of boats factory in September, needs to work more!
    Trusty System is set up in Rabat in March, 1867
    " It is a system too much tip top " assert the persons in charge to Eternien.


    Always in March, the structuralization of the market is set up, before it was a little intuition, now have part on sure things.

    Eternien: trace elements?
    Minister: no, oligopolistique
    Eternien: Kézako?
    Minister: it is the structure which allows to have few companies but large-sized.
    Eternien: gné?
    Minister: that brought back a lot of cash
    Eternien: ah OK


    Belgium sees itself seriously offended by Nedj which refuses the entrance of a scientific expedition to their countries!

    On July 13th, 1868, Belgium welcomes a regional trade fair


    The discovery on November 8th, 1868 of the engine high dirty work pressure by the engineer Scimince are going to increase the efficiency of factories.

    On December 4th, 1868 all the nations agree to sing the praises of Belgium, lands of liberties of brotherhood and productivity and full of things which finishes-é (oups no that in french there.)


    On July 3rd, 1869 the Regional Trade fair is opened, it assures an gain of not insignificant prestige to our country.

    In August 13th, 1869, a botanical expedition returns empty-handed, Eternien is really not satisfied and are going to sulk during a whole week.


    In September an engineer philosophizes who likes the chess publish
    "Ideological Thought"
    Then next month, the Treated on a hierarchical basis Order is set up in all the factories of Belgium what will avoid beautiful messes.

    Undoubtedly brains warm in Belgium with 3 other new discoveries.


    On January 3rd, 1870, England wins a small revenge on its ancient colony of the United States in their taking New England further to a war.

    In March the Collectivism is set up in the country.

    In May 12th, 1870, further to a great safari with a foreign ambassador in lands recently conquered, Belgium still wins of the prestige.


    June 3rd, 1870 is an important date because it is this day that the region of Ajdir becomes officially a national region!
    Rabat will follow on September 1st of the same year as well as Sawira and Taza.


    All of this upset the research in what we would say, on October 1st 3 new discoveries are made.
    Egalitarianism, the competitive market and the monetary emission according to needs.

    In Hesse-Darmstadt they finalize a thing in the unpronounceable name.


    On February 23rd, 1871 a botanical expedition is sent for the exotic part of the country of Boffa.
    What will make us win of the prestige.

    Atheism becomes more and more present in the country

    In March 21st, 1871, Orange sets up the Convention of Orange River.

    In May 3rd, 1871, floozy at one go like that people begin having a social consciousness, tightened that a monetary system decimal is set up in the country.


    A terrible lockout take place in July in the region of Rabat, it is declared
    "anticonstituchose" by Eternien.

    During this time somewhere else in the world, Ovimbutus are annexed by Portuguese.

    To finish, here a world map on January 3rd, 1870.

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    Chapter Seven : Super Chips


    25 September 1871, The strategic mobility is create by our generals, now have no longer will say than "the armies flee" but than "the armies set up a strategic redeployment"

    In the month of January 1872, Eternien in his so huge magnitude that same King Kong this is a washout to quotation, decides to establish a salary minimum. At the same time, the system of Belgium becomes officially a industrial-military complex.


    In March (and that sets off again) the first detachment of transmissions are integrated to the armies. The same months, echos arrive to the office of the big boss, Tanger would find our discriminatory school system, if this is as that and bah have will leave them in the ignorance, not but!

    The discoveries pop themselves to an infernal rhythm, to believe that the scholars took Red Bill.
    In April "country fortifications" is perfected, in May the secularization of the institutions begins and in July the re-provisioning of the navy will be more effective thanks to the new ones "plans of naval campaign"

    On 8 August we host a regional trade fair (again)


    And presto!
    In November two new discoveries


    The same month, we learn the existence of a North African poet in Taza fascinates the crowds, bah I like his poem so I left alone.

    January 2, 1873
    General Plaza: Head Chef!
    Eternien: yes?
    General Plaza: now we'll finally learn to correctly identify the enemy
    Eternien: it's great that finally our troops don't more unsolder them
    General Plaza: thank you Chief
    (Brief identification of the enemy discovered)

    January 21, 1873, the race to discover the source of the Nile is launched, we decided to send an expedition, it will be led by Lord Gigau Agno.


    Now the silver standard is the official currency of Belgium (previously they used chocolate coins)

    May 2, rationalism began to emerge in the territory

    And here is another discovery!
    They are strong these scientists


    July 14, a North African Congress held in Rabat, Eternien worried a little.
    Perhaps the social justice system in place from August 2 will calm down people.

    Eternien which is so nice then the Bisounours go to infamous dictators in comparison, sets up unemployment in the country from November.


    Robert Torrens who is he and what is the discovery?
    This is what wonders Eternien on the morning of January 4, 1874.

    Tunisia is now part of the national territory.
    And in May, the iron becomes less expensive.
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    That this will be it for this week, yes I know two chapters in a row without any war, it is surprising but do not worry not long in going to Belgium to resume its military expansion

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    Double post sorry.

    It's to say, this weekend, I do not think there'll update because with the fiesta of the end of year
    I might have for two days before i will sober you up completely XD

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    Happy new year people of the Earth ^_^

    And as a gift, here come the new chapter.

    Chapter ocho : The chips going to war


    January 7, 1874: Everybody pulls our safaris in Tarfaya, it increases the prestige of our nation.

    At Leclerc the iron is cheaper ^ _ ^


    Moreover with our Bessemer steel production increased by 5%, the chips are thoroughly turbines, it'll swing!

    But apparently some are never happy, July 23, 1874, the Belgian Chamber of Commerce protested against the excessive incursion in their affairs.
    As Eternien scheming a little and do not want it known, he decided to drop the pout and make some small adjustments.


    September 2, Eternien asleep in a meeting when the Minister of Education and Research explained the process leading to ignition of iron ore.

    January 9, 1875, The world is shocked (well not really seen that I expected that my infamy down)
    Belgium declares war on Egypt without a casus belli, just like that for fun (Canadian accent to the last sentence)
    In fact for both the bottom who do not intend to Eternien to seize the Suez Canal and for that he should declare war on its owner.
    The goal is to capture the region of Dumyat (and maybe more), although on that cut the country in two, but that's okay, Belgium will have a foot in the place.


    May 13, there are some problems with North African soldiers, gives Eternien instructed the Staff to have a strict discipline.

    July 9, Johnny Kea invents Functionalism.

    September, horror and damnation!
    The Rabat region is infected by typhoid, quarantine is declared immediately, do not spread this scourge!


    September 29, when they are in full war against us, the ruler of Egypt, Mohammed Ali, decided to undertake reforms in the country, he'd better take care of us last fight ...if he can.

    On 1 January 1876, we add Assyut in our war aims, which is really just, infamy is the limit, all the ministers of Eternien begged him not to engage other hostile actions if he don't wants to find with all the Great Powers against us.

    February 9, now the artillery will be charged by mouth.

    February 12, in France a national banking act was passed, it is important enough that Eternien hear about them by one of his ministers.

    June 5, Setif officially became a national territory

    September 2nd, two new discoveries were made by the indefatigable Belgian researchers.


    In fact a month later is the fire control system of the navy is improved.

    And voila, February 22, 1877, Belgium gets regions Dumyat and Asyut, which means that we are not only owns the Suez Canal but also that we have a foothold in a strategic location.


    Al Felou Allin, a researcher Maghreb Belgian, invented the optical rangefinder.

    The first groups of railways transport make their appearance in the Belgian armed with effect from 1 July 1877.

    October 29, merchant banks are beginning to settle in the country.

    November 10, Abyssinia who had taken advantage of our declaration of war on Egypt to do the same, gets the Negele.


    31 January 1878 Tarfaya officially became a national territory.

    Nejd has severely insulted, they did not know at this point, but it'll tainted our diplomatic relations just as it no longer possible from that.

    April 24, Eternien is happy (and when he is happy he vomits)
    Belgium is a powerful country, and proud to modern armies, industry thriving and more is a Great Power, everyone must admire the splendor of our country.

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    Chapitre Neun : Blitz Frite
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    May 28, 1878: They wished they had (in their a. .. heuuuu're not rude)
    In fact we did it for the Egyptians, I'm too nice.


    Moreover, since September 11, our troops can charge their weapons breech. A month later, Professor Druss demonstrates the benefits of "the pressure chamber for thoracic surgery."


    By the way development of the "liquidation" not going to please everyone

    A demonstration of women in Tarfaya!
    And they want more rights for indescribable things
    Good and the report on the Exchange or is it?


    March 3, 1879, Eternien asleep during a meeting or Admiral chief says "the fire control gyrostabilized"

    20 March, striking North African rites Ouazane

    August 19, Eternien nationalize the bank's agricultural of Agadir while singing "money money money"


    October 31, Ay Carumba !
    The Belgian army have the first machine gun, it will swing in the cottages


    1 January 1880, in a place called Lippe Detmold, Woldemar (not Voldemort) died childless.

    May 1, the avant-garde intelligentsia is implemented in Hesse-Cassel.

    November 9, published the essay "State and Government" by Twichy


    December 10, peace finally reigns again.

    ^_^

    January 4, 1881, Twichy publishes this time trying the "Bureaucracy vs. Nepotism"

    February 2, a regional trade fair was opened but does not indicate in which region it happens, congratulations intelligence: P

    February 3, two discoveries made


    March 22 at Sawira (not "ah ça iras" hum better wordgame in french), women still claim things, but it does not go!
    Go back to the kitchen!


    May 21, the Brussels World Exhibition is open! !

    July 18, raw materials have been found very valuable in the soil of Tlemcen, Eternien decides he must dig deep and greedily


    August 13th, our ambassador to the United States was insulted "potato eater, " we shut our embassy down there.

    September 5, the prolific writer published his new book "Meritocracy vs. Aristocracy"

    September 8, in Rabat is a picket line set up by those people call "suffragettes".
    Eternien going there and after a night (very agitated: whistle with the group's leader, decided to lend a more attentive ear to their demands.


    October 25, the issue of money now will be done through private banks.

    Finish for this time.
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