The Faraboulumineuse story of Belgium
Vic II (whith Mod Afrique Tribal of the_dude)
Chapter Ouno : The war of chips
Come of distant one galaxy (in fact he pitifully wallowed with his saucer) Eternien meets we do not know how on the Earth in 1836.
More exactly in Belgium, this small country pleases our alien and it thus decides to help it in its development.
First stage an alliance with the Swiss, this country with numerous attractions such the chocolate, the cows dyes purple and Ricola candies.
At the same time on October 30th 1836, Eternien grants crossed by the territory in French, that will allow in their wine to circulate ^ _ ^
Stupefaction on January 2nd 1837!
The Netherlands declares us the war O_O
They say that our chips are a gastronomic shame, Eternien had not planned the blow and the army is always the one of base. Well are we mobilize and happens that will can.
On January 26th a diplomat learns us that France in annexed the Ashanti, but what that can make me, I am in full war I indicate you coconut!
Two days later, it is with enjoyment that I learns that England joins me in the war, yippee with them I few not to lose (On the other hand they take the direction of the operations)
My army wins its first battle in Antwerp on February 18th 1837, made cracked the sparkling wine for the occasion.
The party is short-term, because I land a sacred slap the same day to Middleburg
31 350 soldiers for Netherlands against 9000 soldiers Belgian
While I wonder what what waits for English to come to help me, I learn that the Russian ogre comes to participate in the quarry!
This time I say to myself that it is finished.
Fortunately most of the satellite countries of England come to the rescue.
On May 7th 1837, France meets in a war separated against the Netherlands and Russia, their objectives is the conquest of Catalonia.
During this time I take shaken on shaken and meet more than with an army of 12 000 mens, but where are the English ?! (And in more my debt of loan really begin to be salted)
Well sometimes it happens that I manage to conquer a territory or that I free from it in my country.
In October 16th 1837, it will not be said that the Belgian army is a weakling, us buttons the enemy of our capital.
December 30th, 1837, English appear finally and spins me a good help, this war which in some resumed failed ended with a humiliating defeat begins in returned to my advantage.
During this time to Véra Cruz h'm in the Ottoman Empire, we learn that they annexed Tripoli.
On May 3rd 1838, a treaty is signed between France and Russia, country of the cheese and the wine in managed to obtain Catalonia.
Switzerland signs a white peace with Russia, are strained of pleurisy.
The coming of Eternien have modify in a way the timeline of the Earth and the war for the taking of Alsace-Lorraine of the Prussia against France will take place on April 16th 1838.
December 4th 1838, the War of chips is officially ended, England in managed to negotiate a white peace with enemies.
Now everybody returns at home (thin we are there already) whereas England repeals the laws on the grain.
Belgium pays its debt ( 11k ), maintaining the country are going to be able to build itself really, but the Dutch insult will not erase of right after reports(memoirs) and one day we shall charge hundredfold to these smokers of jars what they made us undergo.
Voila that's it for now, well I know it is short and really fictionalized, but good I have not really the habit to make that.
Sorry for the very relative English, it is a translation make with my knowledge and the help of Reverso.
I forgot to specify that at the moment or I had begun the game, the patch was not still thus went out I continued with the basic version (with 1.2 the save does not work)