Enewald: A challenge?
I don’t mind the British strength in either V1 or 2. I like the challenge and fear it brings.
aldriq: I hope not. I’m a’feared of them enough as it is. I’m not sure what they need to become Germany but Bavaria is probably it.
A little off topic to all, the DB story won’t be updated until its’ completely written so I can post it all at once. Expect to see that in two or three weeks.
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Welcome back to the never-ending insanity that you’ve come to know and loathe, Brandenburg III’s Belgium. Just coming into the new century the OE lost their African holding to France and I began work on 66 cruisers. See what I mean about a ton of cash once you become a GP? I’ve got nothing else to spend my money on so we build more ships.
Meanwhile, in Central America I didn’t want Panama to become a liability and I didn’t want to waste 12,000 men guarding the single province so I gave it its independence. They built a statue in my honor... unfortunately they strangely chose D.T. Suzuki for the model. Don’t ask me why. At least I received a State CB against the Netherlands to alleviate my wounded pride. But they are allied to the UK so I’m going to have to wait a little while.
Late in the month of July, the Country Formerly Known as Prussia broke their alliance with Denmark. So with no one covering Denmark, I called up my doctor and asked what to do. He handed me something and I asked, “What is this?”
“Your prescription.”
“But it says, ‘Two hookers.’”
“That’s right. Take two hookers tonight and call me in the morning.”
“Why?”
“Because I want to know how it goes.”
“That wasn’t what I meant. But anyway, how are two hookers going to help me?”
“How are they not? Its two hookers.”
I was expecting more from him but what can you do when Freud is your doctor? Anyway, he was right. Who was I to argue with that kind of logic? And it wasn’t like I wasn’t going to take the prescription. Hookers covered in Hepatitis A-Z was better than shoving a cake frosted with self-loathing and hate down my throat for the third night in a row. Oh, and the doctor also told me to declare war on Denmark. This ones for you, Freud.
I’m going after Greenland, Iceland and all that fun stuff.
A few months later the OE went after Egypt knowing I couldn’t help and Austria/CFKAP blew up after decades of silence with an Austrian declaration of war.
At the start of the year my war against Denmark wasn’t going too badly.
After a series of occupations, blockades and the fall of their capital, they accepted peace on 13 May 1901.
It was around this time that I discovered capitalists still build despite living in a SC styled economy. 12k working on a Fertilizer Factory in Vlaanderen. At least its something.
The next few years were pretty quiet. I expanded colonies, boldly cut the French of from expanding deeper into Central Africa and the Conservatives (Reactionaries) won 48.08% of the vote. Initially I thought I’d hate the SC styled government but I’m growing to like it whereas in V1 I averted it at all costs.
Come January 1905 I looked around, trying to find a way to use my CB against the Netherlands. At last I decided upon Spain. After securing Military Access through Catalonia I declared war on Spain using the low-BB Humiliate. Immediately Spain didn’t call all their allies but by April both Serbia and the Netherlands were at their side.
Since Spain had taken so long to send the call, many of my homeland troops were in Catalonia ready to invade Spain, but now that the Netherlands was involved in the war, I had to return all those troops home. By 25 July I ramped up my warscore enough to demand a Dutch colony since my CB had since worn off. I added the Dutch colony of Jambi. Meanwhile, they were proving tough back home but they just didn’t have the manpower once all my troops had arrived. This is a pic from March 1906.
And then... in May... a rebellion hit me.
Awesome timing, dudes. And while I’m fighting, the Netherlands rests a 36k army. At least this is a mostly European rebellion and I don’t have outbreaks all over Africa.
Not that this detracts from my goal for by late June Spain was wiped from North Africa. And towards the end of the year I began raising relations with Sweden, white peaced with Serbia and began an extensive Far East campaign.
January 1907
Then, perfect timing! I added Rabat to my wargoal. This was going to add an incredible amount of time to the war but I couldn’t let it go to waste.
Here’s your one chance, Fancy don’t let me down.