Chapter twenty-five: Coming to terms with the Army.
Disclaimer: one could blame Sigfried Sassoon or Paul Fussell for the dark humor that pervades, somehow, in this update. And you could be right.
For the first two months of the war, the handling of personal provided the main difficulty in the formation of the Kitchener armies, for men in such numbers and from such diverse backgrounds had never entered the wildest plans of the old army. Even when individual had been integrated and were where they were supposed to be, it might no be the end of the pain. The 2nd Dorset Yeonmary, for instance, began as infantry, then, after three weeks, were registered as cavalry at 48 hours' notice. Thereafter, they became bicycle troops (July 1916), cavalry (November 1916) before stabilizing as bicycle troops (September 1917) -we all know how useful bicicyles are in the muddy trenches orwhen charging against the enemy lines... A local historian commented, without a trace of humour, "
they seem to have been able to do anything" (1).
Lloyd George in his new charge, seen by the Punch.
Then the problem of personnel was replaced by that of the scarcity of materials, as it has been already mentioned in previous chapters. Food was another matter, and some soldiers had to buy it from their own pockets, and were driven at times to eat snails. This was solved by early 1915. Private Parker joined up in September 1914. His last piece of kit and his service rifle came only during January 1915. Even then there were problems had to solve. In the Suffolk regiment, Private Heath wrote of the taciturn peasants of remote villages turning up five minutes late for paraede because they had been shaving, of course. Even when army norms had been established sufficiently to make it clear that only the officers were the ones to do the thinking, there were those better educated who were disturbed by the humouous absurdity of all of it, as J. B. Priestely thought. Thus, in adittion to the Germans, the British army was busy fighthing with its own intellectuals!!!
The basic training course which provided the civilian with their military skills was, of course, more than absurd, but unreal. Otherwise, what could you expect of a course that was to make a soldier of a civilian in just ten weeks? The despised Territorials were of the opinion, in peace time, that while it took a year to make a gunner, twenty days sufficed for the primitive rifleman. As Private Noakes wrote: "with rifles we marched, counter-marched, wheeled right and left, inclined and formed squads and about turned until we were streaming sweat and week in the knees with exhaustion". While it will no escape to the reader the irony of being marched to the Moon and back and then sent to a front that moved at a snail's pace, one should keep in mind that the platoon training, which was the fundamental part of the course, entered the schedule in the tenth and final week.
Canadian soldiers enjoying the charming British weather, somewhere in Salisbury Plain, 1915.
Even the battle training made no sense. It was argued that Wellington's army would have felt at home in the drill camp, and it may be so. Battle training was based on tactical concepts obsolete even at the time of Boer war: the basic idea was to form lines of men, that would approach the enemy in leapfrog style, each line supporting the next with covering fire until a line was 200 yards from the enemy. Then would come the orgasm of the bayonet charge. "All ranks must be taught that the aim and object is to come to close quarters with the enemy as quickly as possible so as to be able to use the bayonet". Darn Germans and their Maschinengewehren! Another prove that you cannot fight against amateurs, if you ask me. I could go on an one, but it will suffice with stating that only 0,03 % of the wounds on the battlefield throughtout the war were inflicted by the bayonets. Obviously the German armies were not aware of the wisedom included within the pages of the British battle manual. As told above: amateurs, pah!
The British soldier of the 1914-18 period did lack a practical knowledge of map-reading, trench survival, the characters of particular weapons, what to do to avoid machine gun fire or deal with a pillbox. But they were able to obey all orders. Only when this was achieved they were considered "trained" ('tamed' could be more an appropiate word, I would rather think, sir). Bearing in mind the combat register of the "undisciplined" colonial troops one would think that could have been achieved if an alternative concept of training had been adopted in which regards battle motivation and army organization.
It was that kind of soldier that was thrown to the battlefield of Artois on May 28th, 1915. The Allied plan consisted of two main offensives, one in Artois and the other one in Champagne, like their previous effort, but with one slight variation: a diversive action in Alsace-Lorraine.
British 18 pounder Mk II gun on MK I carriage, in action with Royal Horse Artillery gunners.
The attack in Artois was made by the British First Army under Sir Douglas Haig against the German salient in Lile, which was soon reinforced by the Second Army, under sir Henry Rawlinson; the Belgian army and the Canadian Expeditionary Force. The assault was planned along a three mile front, and would be the first British army night attack of the war. The attack was preceded by a 60 hour bombardment by 433 artillery pieces that fired about 100,000 shells. This bombardment failed to significantly damage the front line defenses of the German Sixth Army, but the initial advance made some progress in good weather conditions. However, further attacks achieved nothing but heavy losses. The German replied to any Allied attack with a deluge of artillery and machine fire. Worse still, on many parts of the front, the wire was left uncut, leaving Allied units pinned in front of the German defensive system to be subjected to torrential fire. In the end, after several weeks of useless probing attacks against the well entrenched German army, the offensive achieved nothing.
The 2nd Battle of Artois (May 28th - June 18th, 1915)
It was during this battle when a young subaltern, a Captain (Brevted Major) Bernard Law Montgomery was shot through the right lung by a sniper and was injured seriously enough for his grave to be dug in preparation for his death. This proved to be slightly premature. A Platoon sergeant came to assist him but was killed. He fell on Montgomery. The German sniper fired at him until sunset. The body of the sergeant protected Montgomery and took most of the enemy fire. Montgomery was hit once more though, in the knee. He was awarded the Distinguished Service Order for gallant leadership.
To the south, the French army fared no better. The French artillery fired a heavy bombardment for 3 days and then the advance began, and two miles were gained. The next day, however, reinforcements arrived for the Germans and the offensive was stalled due the German counterattacks. The French also kept attacking, hoping to find some weak spot, just to be gunned down by the massive defensive fire of the entrenched German Landsers. All in all, the two main offensives had caused 154,000 casualties -44,000 British, Commonwealth and Belgian plus 110,000 French- and achived nothing but paltry gains.
The 2nd Battle of Champagne (May 28th - June 21th, 1915)
The irony was that, in Lorraine, the secondary attack was complete success. The weak German trenches were obliterated by the heavy bombardment and then the French soldiers just walked unscathed forwards. General von Francois's battered command had to withdraw in front of the decided attack by marshal de Castlenau's army. However, the lack of reserves made that the French forces had to entrench themselves in the few villages they had conquered as huge German reinforcements flooded the area. A few miles gained had costed 15,000 casualties in a battle that, by no means, had no strategic importance but was intended to drag some German reinforcements that, in fact, never moved to that threatened area.
The main offensive fails while the secondary Battle of Mulhouse one succeeds. Oh, my ironic soul...
Haig was furious. He had been against the offensive as the mining area were it was to take place was unsuitable for an offensive. French had agreed with him, in principle, and he argued to Foch that offensive operations should be postponed until 1916, when enough heavy guns could be concentrated for a truly decisive battle to be waged. Joffre raged and accused the British of cowardice and trying to unnecessarily burden the French Army and French had eventually agreed to make an effort somewhere on the western front. Haig insisted that an attack north of La Bassée was the only one that could entail significant success, and French was in agreement, but Foch interfered again, arguing that an attack so far north would not succeed in drawing away German reinforcements from the south, where the French were to launch their offensive. Eventually, French submitted (again), and led to the failure that has already been described.
Now Haig fumed about the "the old woman" that had "caved in” and ruined his offensive for a failed French attempt that was doomed from the start. Thus started the inner fighting in the top ranks of the BEF.
(1) Except fighting in France, as they moved to Ireland in early 1918 without even reaching the Continent.
(2) Actually, all this happened in 1914, at Mons, but I needed a spicy moment for this AAR. I'll make no further comment about our heroe and leave them to Monty's fan club
I'll add this, only. He's alive and kicking. And yes, I know, I'm the most despicable and sadistic writtAR this south of the Thames River.
PS: This is not taken from the Battle of the Somme, but from some examples of the last battles of OTL 1915.
@Enewald: Were not for the unexpected victories at Trento and Ljubljana and the fact that the Italians had already won more that in the whole war, yes... fairly historical...
@quaazi: Melchiett, are you there?
@Tommy4ever: too well, if you ask me.
@Nathan Madien: They have the French... er... and the British! They have the British, yes...
@Enewald (2)- True.
@El Pip: We shall see. I can tell you something. Italy will receive what she deserves.
France too.
@FlyingDutchie: Italy advancing... a paradox that surprises me. And Russia still alive. Well, if she had falled by this stage, I would be totally pissed off. In due time, we shall see what the Czar is capable of...