Sticht, May 23rd 1371
Duchess Elisabeth von Falkenstein sits in her chamber stitching. A little later, an obviously spiritless Duke Knud enters the room.
K: "Hi."
E: "Hello."
K: "What are you doing."
E: "Stitching."
K: "Looks cute."
E: "Thanks."
K: "What is it? A yellow dog."
E: "It`s a lion! It will be your very own emblem."
K: "Does it take long?"
E: "Yes."
K: "Difficult?"
E: "No."
K: "Boring?"
E: *unnerved* "For heaven`s sake, Knud, don`t you have something useful to do in this household?"
K: "Like what?"
E: "You could cut the lawn in front of the castle."
K: "Did it last week."
E: "Or change the water in the ditch."
K: "Two weeks ago."
E: "Do anything, but stop getting on my nerves. Take your friends and make a pleasure trip."
K: *suddenly comes to mind* "Really? I may?"
E: "Yes, really."
K: "Thanksthanksthanks." *kisses her and rushes outside*
E: *shakes her head* "Kids."
Italy, January 22nd 1372
Knud and Marshal Krzysztof are standing on St. Mark`s Square.
K: "Ah, Venice!"
Kr: "Ehm, Sir? Do you really think, that it was this what your wife had in mind when she spoke about a trip?"
K: "She said to me `Take your friends and do what you want and don`t come back as soon as you are finished`. At least that`s what she meant. So? I made a trip to Italy with my friends."
Kr: "20.000 of them."
K: "I`m a people`s person."
Kr: "All armed?"
K: "Hey, the roads are not safe these days."
Kr: "And what are these ship passages for?"
K: "I intend to do a little shopping. By the way, I should write Elisabeth a card."
Knud buys a card with the St. Mark`s Basilica on it.
`Dear Elisabeth. Venice is fine. Weather great. Wanted to buy some spices for the cooks, but this city is horribly expensive. Will be back as soon as I found an affordable source. Kisses. Knud.`
Alexandria, November 21st 1372
K: "I wonder, why Spices are so darn cheap here?"
Kr: "Because you simply took them after having slaughtered the whole population?"
K: "Maybe. I wonder, why nobody else had the idea. By the way, send a message to the Pope: `Hey Pal. Conquered Alexandria. Pleased now? Greetings. Knud.`. Alright, now I need some oriental fabrics for Elisabeth."
Kr: "But we`ve found none."
K: "What? Alright, call the men, we need another retailer."
Gabiyaha, August 12th 1373
K: It`s really a shame. We`re honest customers and they won`t sell something to us."
Kr: "Maybe it`s because you tried to ram Cairo`s gates?"
K: "You`re so negative. I`ve tried to open Cairo for business. What`s wrong with a little economy promotion? Boy, what happened to `The customer is always right`?"
A messenger appears.
M: "Sir, an army of the King of Egypt tries to retake Alexandria."
K: "How many soldiers?"
M: "About 40.000"
K: *appalled* "Alright, boys, closing time. Round up our shoppings and then get the hell out of here."
Kr: "And what about the pope?"
K: "What about the pope."
Kr: "You know, our message, Alexandria conquered and stuff."
K: "So what? I wrote, I conquered it. I did. Did I wrote, I`ll hold it? Did I?"
Kr: *rolls eyes* "No, Sir."
K: "See, all is fine. So let`s board the ships."
Sticht, February 8th 1375
K: "Hello, Elisabeth? Where are you? I`m hoo-oome."
Elisabeth appears.
K: "Hi, sweetheart. Nice to see you. Look at what I`ve brought with me. Spices, fabrics...and look at this thing."
K: "You have to try it. Great, isn`t it?"
E: *looks frosty*
K: *cautious* "Darling, you don`t mind our trip took a little bit longer, hum? Honey?"
E: *comes closer*
K: "Honey?"
E: *whips out a rolling pin*
(Will Knud survive Elisabeth`s reunion pleasure? Will the pope coincide with Knud`s semantics? Find out in the next chapter.)
Duchess Elisabeth von Falkenstein sits in her chamber stitching. A little later, an obviously spiritless Duke Knud enters the room.
K: "Hi."
E: "Hello."
K: "What are you doing."
E: "Stitching."
K: "Looks cute."
E: "Thanks."
K: "What is it? A yellow dog."
E: "It`s a lion! It will be your very own emblem."
K: "Does it take long?"
E: "Yes."
K: "Difficult?"
E: "No."
K: "Boring?"
E: *unnerved* "For heaven`s sake, Knud, don`t you have something useful to do in this household?"
K: "Like what?"
E: "You could cut the lawn in front of the castle."
K: "Did it last week."
E: "Or change the water in the ditch."
K: "Two weeks ago."
E: "Do anything, but stop getting on my nerves. Take your friends and make a pleasure trip."
K: *suddenly comes to mind* "Really? I may?"
E: "Yes, really."
K: "Thanksthanksthanks." *kisses her and rushes outside*
E: *shakes her head* "Kids."
Italy, January 22nd 1372
Knud and Marshal Krzysztof are standing on St. Mark`s Square.
K: "Ah, Venice!"
Kr: "Ehm, Sir? Do you really think, that it was this what your wife had in mind when she spoke about a trip?"
K: "She said to me `Take your friends and do what you want and don`t come back as soon as you are finished`. At least that`s what she meant. So? I made a trip to Italy with my friends."
Kr: "20.000 of them."
K: "I`m a people`s person."
Kr: "All armed?"
K: "Hey, the roads are not safe these days."
Kr: "And what are these ship passages for?"
K: "I intend to do a little shopping. By the way, I should write Elisabeth a card."
Knud buys a card with the St. Mark`s Basilica on it.
`Dear Elisabeth. Venice is fine. Weather great. Wanted to buy some spices for the cooks, but this city is horribly expensive. Will be back as soon as I found an affordable source. Kisses. Knud.`
Alexandria, November 21st 1372
K: "I wonder, why Spices are so darn cheap here?"
Kr: "Because you simply took them after having slaughtered the whole population?"
K: "Maybe. I wonder, why nobody else had the idea. By the way, send a message to the Pope: `Hey Pal. Conquered Alexandria. Pleased now? Greetings. Knud.`. Alright, now I need some oriental fabrics for Elisabeth."
Kr: "But we`ve found none."
K: "What? Alright, call the men, we need another retailer."
Gabiyaha, August 12th 1373
K: It`s really a shame. We`re honest customers and they won`t sell something to us."
Kr: "Maybe it`s because you tried to ram Cairo`s gates?"
K: "You`re so negative. I`ve tried to open Cairo for business. What`s wrong with a little economy promotion? Boy, what happened to `The customer is always right`?"
A messenger appears.
M: "Sir, an army of the King of Egypt tries to retake Alexandria."
K: "How many soldiers?"
M: "About 40.000"
K: *appalled* "Alright, boys, closing time. Round up our shoppings and then get the hell out of here."
Kr: "And what about the pope?"
K: "What about the pope."
Kr: "You know, our message, Alexandria conquered and stuff."
K: "So what? I wrote, I conquered it. I did. Did I wrote, I`ll hold it? Did I?"
Kr: *rolls eyes* "No, Sir."
K: "See, all is fine. So let`s board the ships."
Sticht, February 8th 1375
K: "Hello, Elisabeth? Where are you? I`m hoo-oome."
Elisabeth appears.
K: "Hi, sweetheart. Nice to see you. Look at what I`ve brought with me. Spices, fabrics...and look at this thing."
K: "You have to try it. Great, isn`t it?"
E: *looks frosty*
K: *cautious* "Darling, you don`t mind our trip took a little bit longer, hum? Honey?"
E: *comes closer*
K: "Honey?"
E: *whips out a rolling pin*
(Will Knud survive Elisabeth`s reunion pleasure? Will the pope coincide with Knud`s semantics? Find out in the next chapter.)