OMG!!!11!!1!!!
LOL!!!11!1!!1
WTF!!!1!!!!11!
I saw this and thought it was written by our receptionist at work
Great work.
OMG!!!11!!1!!!
LOL!!!11!1!!1
WTF!!!1!!!!11!
I saw this and thought it was written by our receptionist at work
Great work.
~~ My Current AARs ~~The Sleeper - an EU3 Narrative
These Oranjes Are Not For Eating - Fun and Games in the Orange Free State
Favourite Comedy Victoria AAR: Q1 10 Q2 10 Q3 10 Q4 10 Q1 11 Best Character Writer: 28th Feb 10; 5th Jul 10 WritAAR of the Week: 6th Mar 10
For AARs past and present please visit my Ink Well
Kid speak? Bah!
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Brittania: A Saga of Albion - Hiatus
† AwAARds †
WritAAR of the Week 11/23/09
Character WritAAR of the Week 03/08/10
Showcased 24/04/2010
Favourite CK History Book AAR 07/06/2010 and 01/02/2011
Hmm, can't believe I missed this. Great concept. I'm following.![]()
God's protection is better than the strongest armor or the tallest tower.
Fan of the Week: 4/25/10 Was a recipient of one of King_Richard_XI's birthday cookies: ●
Nationality: American (Dixie), Religion: Southern Baptist, Ideology: Reactionary, Issues: Jingoism
billy bob's opinion of Mississippi
My first AAR: Etruria: Forging an Empire (a disaster, but completed)
My second AAR: Confessions to a Boatman: An Ottoman AAR (dead)
On Hold:
The Last Viking(CK2, Sweden, 1066-)
On hold due to announcement of Old Gods DLC.
Past:
Beyond Tannenberg III: The Last Crusade (EU3, Teutonic Order, COMPLETE (Corrupt Save))
WritAAR of the Week: Jan 17 10, Weekly AAR Showcase: Feb 13 10, Character Writer of the Week: May 16 10, ACA Award: EU Historical, Q1 2010
Resurrection: Rebirth of the United States COMPLETED!!
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
Finished AARs:
EU3 In Nomine: Provence (complete) | Castille (Andalucia CoT, complete) ● | Prussia (10-May-1688 start, abandoned)
EU3 Heir to the Throne: Prussia (10-May-1688 start, corrupted savegame) | Bar (complete) | Hansa ● | EU3 HTTT Combat Tutorial
Victoria 2: Sick Man of Europe - an Ottoman AAR (will try to get back to this...) | A History of the People of Canada - a POPulist AAR (on hiatus)
Weekly Awards: Fan: 13-Mar-2010 | WritAAR: 11-Apr-2010 | Fan: 02-Nov-2010 | Character Writer: 28-Nov-2010
Crusader Kings: Parmesan Cheese - The Rise (or fall) of the di Parma dynasty, The Rise of Heresy and the end of the Catholic Church
Brittania: A Saga of Albion - Hiatus
† AwAARds †
WritAAR of the Week 11/23/09
Character WritAAR of the Week 03/08/10
Showcased 24/04/2010
Favourite CK History Book AAR 07/06/2010 and 01/02/2011
c0d5579 - OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THX JUU SOOOOOO MUCH I <3 JUUU
naggy, Zitanier, Judas Maccabeus - Bieber Forever!!!!1111!
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Kolibrii - I'm actually trying to put her in this AAR but so far nothing came close to her
Vesimir - 1337 is just as gay as twelve year olds lol
JDMS, Iain Wilson, sybot, ilikepie - glad to see new masochi-- I mean readAARs![]()
Chapter 5 : OMGOMGOMG DID U HER D NEWZ???? : ))))
I WON BEZT CHRATACER WRTR OF DA WEEEEEK
DIZ CALLS FOR A PARRRTYY!!!111
DEY DONT TINK IM INCAPABLE ANYMOAR!!!
WEEEE
N M3ZZ1N4 BECAEM SUNIS 2
BCZ OFIT WE HAVE XCELENT DILPOMACII
I DNT KNO WHO DIS GUY IZ BUT IDC!
EVRYTHNGS GOIN SOOOO WEL WAT CN POSIBLY GO WRONG???!?!1
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I nearly thought of slowing this AAR down but the awAARd made me update right away![]()
Bah milan
I was Sir blsteen, Knight of the Eastern West... in :One Last HurRAAh: A Milanese Empire Interactive AAR:
I was FOTW 11/25/09 and 9/12/10
Brittania: A Saga of Albion - Hiatus
† AwAARds †
WritAAR of the Week 11/23/09
Character WritAAR of the Week 03/08/10
Showcased 24/04/2010
Favourite CK History Book AAR 07/06/2010 and 01/02/2011
I hate Milan in game.
God's protection is better than the strongest armor or the tallest tower.
Fan of the Week: 4/25/10 Was a recipient of one of King_Richard_XI's birthday cookies: ●
Nationality: American (Dixie), Religion: Southern Baptist, Ideology: Reactionary, Issues: Jingoism
billy bob's opinion of Mississippi
My first AAR: Etruria: Forging an Empire (a disaster, but completed)
My second AAR: Confessions to a Boatman: An Ottoman AAR (dead)
Just had the chance to read this and its quite wonderfully insane. I can feel my IQ dropping with each line (and frankly its low enough already...). Great stuff, and congratulations on the award!
This AAR Soks
WritAAR of the Week: 8 January 2012 and Weekly AAR Showcase: 15 April 2012
Are you Deshtined to suffer another kiss?
Favourite EU Comedy AAR AARland Choice AwAARds 2010 (Q3) and 2011 (Q3)
Character Writer of the Week: 5 December 2010
My Inkwell - Warning! This content is rated EP: Extremely Poor
Fan of the Week: 7 September 2010, 27 February 2011 and 26 April 2012
Chapter 6 : Wat cuold go rong?
genoa atacked my bff corscia!
but oll mah oter bffs caem : )))
yeh der daed!
dey run cryin 2 der mummies!
oh and golden horsiez wnts dat prov so i gaev dem cuz im nice ;P
graet news form farawy
yaaaay leprecaunsss , me wnts pot of gold at d end ofd rainboooowz! : ))))))
and my provices becaem core-thingiez!
bt den dad died : (((
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and so did my save, I accidentally saved over the file after playing this game, so I'm very sorry to tell you that this aar is dead in less than a week after an award
Here's the map at the end of the game
It looks like a very interesting world, France kicked England very hard and made them cough out Tyrone, Wales and Cornwall, and Tyrone formed Ireland.
Delhi is super huge, and we have the Ottomans in Iberia.
And of course nobody would ever forget the lunatic twelve your old sheikhs of Tunisia
It's been a fun AAR, I will miss writing in kiddie speak very badly. But maybe it's time to move on and I'm going to make a new satirical aar soon![]()
I'm thinking of a new satirical aar to replace this one, but I'm quite torn apart on this, please help me choose
United Satans.. I mean States of America from the war of independence. The joke's on globalization, pop culture and blondes
OR
Karaman, from the time where the Ottomans are easy pickings. A neutral satire on the Arab-Israeli conflicts where both sides will be picked on
OR
If you have another suggestion, please let me know![]()
Too bad...
And yet I feel a strange sense of relief that this is over, the English language forum is safe from textspeak...FOR NOW.
Seriously, for your next AAR you should go with the flow, whatever works.
I was Sir blsteen, Knight of the Eastern West... in :One Last HurRAAh: A Milanese Empire Interactive AAR:
I was FOTW 11/25/09 and 9/12/10
I vote for United Satans.![]()
Satans.
Brittania: A Saga of Albion - Hiatus
† AwAARds †
WritAAR of the Week 11/23/09
Character WritAAR of the Week 03/08/10
Showcased 24/04/2010
Favourite CK History Book AAR 07/06/2010 and 01/02/2011
another +1 for united satans![]()
"When in doubt, C4!" - Jamie Hyneman
"Life is a worthless game, but the graphics are awesome."
My AARs are stored in My Inkwell