83. At One With Nineveh and Tyre
Reims Cathedral
Reims, Kingdom of France
9 October 1942
It was supremely ironic, the Vicomte de Lassan thought, that the only way to end Giraud and Petain's squabble had been to accede to the Kaiser's demands. He had called the French Republic "foolish, frivolous, and irresponsible, with no one upon whose shoulders blame or praise could rest." Thus, he had produced the Comte de Paris, Henri, from the Foreign Legion garrison at Dakar. Henri, at the command of the German Emperor, would be the first King of France since 1830, and the first Orleanist king since 1848.
His coronation was a sad, shabby affair. For the second time in fifty years, Reims Cathedral had been smashed by German artillery - this time a mix of Krupp tubes and Junkers bombers. Thus, the cathedral's crossing had been cleared laboriously by hand and by bulldozer, and a mix of German and French engineers had worked to erect sufficient scaffolding to hold the walls up and seat the grandees in keeping with what records remained of the last coronation in 1824. The work had been rushed, and the Vicomte cast a jaundiced eye toward the scaffolding: the coronation had deliberately been forced to match the feast-day of St. Denis of Paris, in honor of the new king's former title.
Much of the ceremony seemed an open mockery of what it was meant to symbolize; when the
Te Deum began, the Vicomte glanced around the other assembled representatives of the nobility - such as could be brought together on short notice. None of them seemed particularly interested in giving thanks, and one of them, the Comte de Hauteclocque, looked as nearly mutinous as a French noble and officer could at a royal coronation. He had marked Hauteclocque early on, seeing the dark looks the man gave the honor guard outside for carrying Mauser rifles, despite knowing quite well that such were all that was available. Such a man might be useful in a future France, if the reversals dictated at Wilhelmshaven were to be undone.
After listening for what seemed an eternity to the priests droning in Latin, he saw the sword and spurs brought forward, representatives of the nobility girding the king with Joyeuse and fastening the spurs upon his feet. Things moved slightly faster now - albeit in more interminable, turgid Latin - as the retainers bared Henri's chest, shoulders, back, and elbows and the abbot presented the sacred oil to Cardinal Suhard, the Archbishop for the anointing. Several times, the archbishop ceased his Latin, and at the prompts, the assembled estates replied with "Amen."
Somewhere in this period, he reflected, was when a man whose family had bungled the rule of France not once in 1793, but twice, losing their thrones again in 1848, was transformed by the Grace of God into a divinely ordained monarch incapable of error, by the application of a thin coat of oil dating back fourteen hundred years. It seemed fitting that a French monarch was anointed with oil that, if legend were true, must of necessity first have gone rancid, then dessicated. The longer he watched, the sadder he became, and he was not the only one to cast a glance at the sky, watching as clouds gathered steadily and the temperature fell.
It was too late in the ceremony to stop; he believed it was perhaps two-thirds finished. The Archbishop began to hurry as the first distant peals of thunder sounded, all but forcing the ring onto Henri's hand, and the scepter into his hand immediately after. One by one, a handful of men were called forward, some glancing upwards nervously. These were what passed for the Peers of France - in most cases, Spaniards and Austrians. The new king's own children were either too young or too female for the ritual's purposes, leaving the Rohans, the Spanish Bourbons, even, irony of ironies, the Este branch of the Habsburgs.
The first fat drops of rain began to fall at the same time that Cardinal Suhard raised a replica of the Crown of Charlemagne to set it atop Henri's bowed head, again declaiming in Latin. The other eleven Peers - members of houses no longer French or even allies of France - crowded around and did their ceremonial duty of touching the crown as it rested on his head. To his credit, Henri made no gesture to look up at the rain, unlike many of the Peers, then sat back for the first time on the low curule chair of Dagobert.
Suhard rushed through the final prayer, leaning forward to kiss Henri on the forehead, then turned around, raising his arms high. "
Vive le Roi!" he declared at the top of his lungs; the cry faltered as it was lost in the thunder, then spread, subdued in spirit and muffled by rain, from the crossing to the narthex, then out into the rubble-strewn streets.
The Vicomte followed in the new King's train as the Peers raised his throne on their shoulders and carried him a handful of symbolic steps. Henri himself, straight-backed and relatively fresh from the Legion's harsh basic training, walked despite the increasing weight of the blue robes draped across him, traveling the short distance from crossing to the doors to be acclaimed by his people. Lassan had heard that Reims had deliberately been built with a short nave, so that physically weaker kings could accomplish this same feat. Whether he could achieve the same effect with the kingdom which had been foisted upon him, Lassan reflected with a half-hidden snort, was a separate issue.
It seemed unlikely, given the men in the new king's train. Philippe Petain, Marshal of France, had been granted the purely symbolic title of Duc de Lorraine for his Great War services and control of the army and security forces - a de jure recognition of the de facto reality. Petain's "army" consisted of a handful of overseas battalions, a mass of German and Italian prisoners, a brigade aboard white-flagged transports being returned from Indochina, and a single division of Chausseurs Alpins in Burgundy. The police were in better shape, but that was hardly a consolation, as the condition of the French army made a farce of calling Wilhelmshaven a "negotiation," and Petain had already begun culling gendarmes who had cooperated with the German occupiers - the majority of the Paris metropolitan force and the northern gendarmeries, when it came to it. Admiral Darlan, Petain's naval subordinate, was in even worse shape: the Hebrides had completely smashed what would have been France's fleet in being.
Petain was unacceptable because of his yearlong rule of southern France under German guidance. He was too close to a collaborator for comfort, in other words. Who, then, was Henri's premier? Petain's deadly rival - the two were not even on speaking terms, each calling the other a traitor to France in public - Henri Giraud. Giraud was an equally tainted figure, because when France was laid low, in her hour of greatest need, Giraud had been exhorting French forces to fight for every inch of their soil... from Horse Guards... in London. Unfortunately, they were the strongest voices in France. Petain and Giraud had each sent their own delegations to Wilhelmshaven... whence the king was now bound to sign the final peace. These were the gloomy thoughts that filled the Vicomte's mind as the sky finally opened up in a deep, booming peal of thunder, rain pelting down on the coronation crowd and soaking the velvet, gold, and ermine robes. The weight of his soaked arms actually drove the king's hand downward, and only an extraordinary effort on Henri's part kept the Hand of Mercy from the pavement.
Lassan fell into step behind the king, walking beside the Comte de Hauteclocque, and leaned close to that dignitary, a tall thin-faced man with a block-cut moustache and a gloomy, downcast look. "M'sieur Major de Hauteclocque? Colonel de Lassan," he said with a quiet offer of his hand. The Major looked over, taking the offered hand. "My son was a lieutenant in your regiment, you may recall him?" Hauteclocque nodded, absently, then upon recalling, with slightly more animation. "Yes, yes, I recall him now - the General sent him away with the colors. Tell me, how did he fare?"
"That is precisely what I wished to speak about, sir. I assure you, your colors are safe. As a matter of fact... I was hoping that you could introduce me to your general?" Hauteclocque snorted and shook his head. "He is seeing no one. He threatens to turn in his commission if this German peace is ratified. The Germans, he says, have stripped France of her honor just as surely as if they had prostituted Marianne in the Champs Elysee." He glanced at Lassan, an eyebrow rising. "You have to admit, he has a point. Bad enough that they crowned their emperor in Versailles, non? But to force a king upon us? And a king who fought -" and Hauteclocque loaded the word with scorn; Henri's service at Dakar had not been terribly dangerous - "as a ranker? It is simply not done!"
Lassan considered, then made the plunge. "True - perhaps, but didn't the Emperor serve as a mere lieutenant? Perhaps..." His voice dropped and he leaned close to Hauteclocque. "Perhaps the lily has wilted, and it's time for the eagle to fly again." Hauteclocque's jaw dropped, then his face firmed once more. "I will convey your belief to the General. He may perhaps speak to you after all."
As if to punctuate Hauteclocque's last words, the sky blackened, then lit in a single great burst of lightning. Courtiers scurried, Henri bravely bore up under his heavy robes, and the officers behind him moved with as much dignity as recent history allowed.
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The signature of Henri VI, King of France, at Wilhelmshaven sealed the fate of the French empire. Algeria and Morocco went to Spain, Tunisia to Italy, Djibouti to Germany. Ironically, none of these powers expressed any great interest in the critical fueling station at Dakar, nor France's sub-Saharan territories. Thus, France preserved Senegal-Mali, and the flood of "blackfeet" from North Africa actually aided greatly in Petain's efforts to rebuild his army. Darlan would have to wait, because there were vastly more important matters to settle. The entire French monetary reserve in specie was transferred to German control, and when that did not meet the indemnity, German industrialists began to confiscate French properties. This is how the Renault plants came to be in Nuremberg under the management of Ferdinand Porsche as an extension of the Zündapp works, and Citroën in Chemnitz as part of Auto Union. In Paris, endless fighting between Petain and Giraud over every aspect of the Fourth Kingdom made it impossible for even the semblance of government to appear. It seemed likely that France had been plundered and left for the vultures.