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19. The Spanish Ulcer

Cartagena, Spain (Contested Territory)
15 February 1937


Johann Volkmann yawned, stretched out on the engine deck of his Panzer IIc. It was a mild day, perfect as far as Johann was concerned for doing absolutely nothing - not that the Condor Legion ever agreed particularly with his assessment. He had had the misfortune of being assigned to Eicke's battalion with the new armored platoon; they had spent the first week he was here just trying to find Theodor Eicke, who seemed to have attached himself to the Spanish Foreign Legion. He expected he would never get the sound of their calls of "¡Viva la muerte!" out of his head, and Eicke had indulged them shamelessly: For a bunch of Papists, they're not half bad, the bull-headed former NCO had growled on more than one occasion.

Eicke had two major disadvantages, as far as Volkmann was concerned. First, his idea of sophisticated tactics was to make a headlong assault from two directions at once. Second, he had decided to make Johann's life hell the moment he heard that the young tanker was a Lichterfelde graduate. As a result, rather than the find-fix-kill mantra ingrained in Johann by Guderian, it was an endless round of up and at them, unless you're too fucking busy hemming your skirt, Volkmann! As a result, they had put perhaps a year's worth of wear on their tanks with inadequate maintenance facilities, fired a year's worth of rounds, and achieved what Johann suspected was an hour's worth of actual fighting, mostly to chase down villagers who scattered before their tanks. Rumor had it that the Soviets had slipped in some of their tanks for testing, same as the Reich, but there was no real evidence for that as far as Johann could see. The Nationalists had pretty much mopped the floor with the Republicans, Soviet aid or no, and the world had essentially turned a blind eye to German intervention after Schleicher's death.

Mueller, his driver, was idly picking mud out of the treads, enjoying a few minutes out of the tank, when a runner came up. "Hauptmann Eicke's compliments, sir," the runner said breathlessly, "and Coronel Yagüe says that the Reds're mustering for another attempt at a breakout. He wants you to take your treads forward and see what they're up to." Volkmann sat up, stretching and sketching a salute at the runner. "Tell Eicke that we're moving," he muttered as he slipped into the commander's hatch. Mueller was shortly behind him, and their third, Gustafsen, a big Schleswiger, wormed his way uncomfortably into the loader's seat. Volkmann stood upright in the cupola, cupping his hands to yell to the rest of the platoon. "Hey! Saddle up!" he roared in a passable parade-ground voice. "The Old Man wants us to scare the Reds again!" Mutters, grumbling, and even a couple chuckles greeted him in reply, and he saw his crews go from engines-cold to formed up behind him in ten minutes, a creditable time all told.

The five light tanks slipped forward of Eicke's pickets, careful to keep a low rise to the south between them and the Reds. As Guderian had drilled into them, they rode unbuttoned, the commanders' heads swiveling intently. He knew they had a dust plume behind them, and it was near impossible to stay stealthy in an armored vehicle, but he saw no point in exposing them before he had to. Finally, eight hundred meters forward of Eicke's encampment, he raised a hand, the tanks rumbling to a halt behind him. He scrambled down off his tank, binoculars in hand, and crawled to the top of the ridge to take a look at the Red positions. All seemed quiet enough until he swept his glance over the village that provided the Red bivouac in the area; he could see a shape over the low town wall that he had not seen before.

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Shit, he thought grimly, I was wrong. Well... we're here now, see what we can do about it... He skidded back down to the waiting platoon and pulled his headseat on, flipping to the platoon net rather than the intercom. "All right, boys. There are a minimum of three Red tanks in that town. Anybody who slept through the briefing, that's a Red platoon, which probably means Russians... which if we're lucky means they're already fairly well lit. After all, it's after noon." He got a dutiful chuckle from the other tank commanders before continuing. "I figure we have exactly one shot per gun before they get moving, so... wheel left in place, traverse turrets to the rear, and reverse up the slope 'til you can sight in. Make your shots count, then roll for our lines fast as you can. Range is... three-fifty, tops. Good luck. Volkmann out."

With that, he traversed his turret around until it faced back over the engine deck, ducking down only so far as needed to sight the gun, guiding Mueller with a nudge from his boot every now and then to signal that he could proceed. The turret finally broke the ridgeline, exposing him to the Reds. He took one deep breath, sighting the gun one last time and praying for the seam between turret and hull. He glanced along the line one last time, then gritted his teeth as they came into position. All right - all in, Hans, here we go. He yanked the trigger back, the breechblock jumping past him and opening to expose the casing. Gustafsen jerked the casing loose, working smoothly to slot another 20mm round; Johann ignored him to focus on the target. He had missed the joint, but lucked out: clean silver metal showed around the driver's hatch, and he could see a hole where no hole should have been. He kicked Mueller viciously, and the tank sped down the slope, Johann pumping his fist in the air and howling triumphantly.

The howl was short-lived; one of his tanks threw a tread in its hull-down position, and his head was still out moments later when he saw the turret blossom orange as the Reds returned fire. The turret, Obergefrieter Lautner presumably still in it, tumbled in midair before landing with a thud on the ridge face. Ashen, Johann saw the effects of the Soviet guns on the turret: a penetrating hit on the front side, and an exit wound on the rear of the turret. The shot had passed clean through the turret while they were loading, setting off the round in the loader's hands. With an explosion like that in the crew compartment, not to mention the resulting spalling, there would be no survivors. He hoped Lautner and his two crew had died quickly; anything else was too horrible to contemplate.

The other four tanks scurried down the slope until Johann again kicked Mueller, yelling into the intercom, "We're not leaving them out there, damn it!" The Panzer II reluctantly slewed around, Johann breathing heavily, awaiting the inevitable Red rush over the ridge. He did not have long to wait. "Action front!" he yelled into the radio again, instinctively sighting as one of the Red tanks breached and jerking the lever. Gustafsen responded exactly as he should, and he was rewarded with the results of a penetrating hit to the Soviet tank's relatively delicate underside. The Red machine brewed up completely, a ball of angry black, orange, and red that its crew, too, could never escape. He smiled savagely, the Panzer backing away from the remaining Red tank as its turret traversed toward him. He was doomed, and knew it, watching with sick fascination as the barrel's aspect ratio shortened, that black muzzle calling him.

Two shots struck the Red tank on its sloped glacis plate, sparking along its armor and leaving long streaks of bare metal, but not penetrating the steel. They did what Johann himself could not, and distracted the Red gunner. He felt the hot wave of the shot not three meters from his head before it arced on to bury itself in the soil and explode harmlessly. Without consciously sighting the gun, he returned fire, banging at the Red tank with the twenty-mil and the coaxial MG34, though from this angle a penetrating hit with the main gun was unlikely - which was horrifying enough by itself, but he could contemplate that later.

Eventually, the Red crew piled out of their tank, abandoning it on the field alongside wreckage of Lautner's and their own man's. Johann, breathing hard, collapsed down into his seat. Mueller opened his hatch, taking a deep breath before he rubbed his bruised shoulder. "We did it, sir," he said in apparent surprise. Johann just nodded numbly. Lautner.

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KMS Hindenburg
Between Minorca and Denia, Mediterranean Sea
18 February 1937


The Reds were doomed, and everyone in Spain knew it. Thus, the British Battlecruiser Squadron and the German Mediterranean Squadron had engaged in unofficial exercises together, Canaris and Cunningham trading jokes, though the atmosphere had cooled significantly between the two when the Germans had run the Sultan to Greece. Cunningham had bitterly called it "another sealed train," and the suspected presence of German and Italian submarines in these waters had made the British very leery. Today, therefore, Hindenburg was alone, more or less, escorted by Deutschland and Admiral Scheer. Carefully nestled between the three ships were two submarines, U-33 and U-34. The four other captains were aboard the Hindenburg for a celebratory dinner. Grosse, of U-34, had an especially interesting story.

"Hell of a thing," he was explaining, positioning knives and forks to demonstrate the story. "Here we were, see, about eight klicks off Malaga, running at periscope depth, when along comes this Spanish boat. We figured we had maybe one chance at this... after the disaster with that cruiser..." He shot a look at Freiwald, the captain of U-33 and one of the most experienced submarine captains in the fleet. Freiwald raised an eyebrow and nodded. "That cruiser... Cervantes, I think? Anyway, should've been on the bottom, but... we had a dud. Two hits, though." He smiled grimly. "Enough to hole her, just not sink her." Grosse nodded before resuming his story. "Anyway. We'd been seeing naval traffic out of Malaga all winter, Kurt here even had what he would have sworn was their big battleship just sail right in front of him, no clue he was there, just no way out of their screen. Finally we spot one of their C-class boats, just a few days ago. So I line up..." He repositioned cutlery as Canaris and his officers listened with varying degrees of interest, highest with Canaris himself. "There are Spanish patrol boats here and here, and you can see the coast over here. It's going to be a hard shot, and no mistake, and we only had one shot, because of all the watchers. So here we go... about fourteen-hundred, we're just at periscope depth when I tell 'em 'Aale los,' then pull the 'scope down quick as we can!" He looked around, wide-eyed. "I figured they'd see the tracks and I wanted to run while I could, so we sprinted clear. We waited ten minutes... I was sure it was a dud! Turned out," he grinned, "Turned out we'd masked the explosion with our escape run. Hydrophone chief hands me his headphones, and we have a kill. FINALLY."

As Canaris went to compliment him on the difficult shot - the knives had made clear the angle was nigh-on impossible based on his experience - the general-quarters klaxon sounded. Immediately, on deck, the crews scrambled to launch aircraft while the two adjoining U-boats dove with neither officers nor captains - all were in Canaris's wardroom. Peter Volkmann made his apologies to the table and sprinted clear, headed for the hangar and his Stuka, where Vogt was already wrestling his machine gun into its pintle mount. "Took you long enough," Vogt grunted. Peter ignored him until the canopy was forward. "Vogt, what happened?" he asked as he plugged into the intercom.

"Two big twin Tupolevs sighted, ETA about... uh... now." As if to emphasize Vogt's report, the Hindenburg shuddered and rolled. Though Peter had no way of knowing it based on his experience, they had been lucky - the bombers at high altitude had missed them completely, though a bomb had struck the Deutschland's Anton turret. Peter heard the orders flying out over the radio and could see it in his head - Arado fighters leaping off the deck, chasing skyward to try to bring down the bombers before they could reach the safety of land. The mere fact that they had tried to bomb the German squadron was a clear Parthian shot as the Republican side of the war collapsed.

Within minutes, a voice came over the radio. "Volkmann. My quarters with your operations man. Now." It was unmistakably Canaris's voice, and it was as hard and sharp as Peter had ever heard. Peter sighed, dismounting from the aircraft, still in his formal dining uniform, and made his way back to the disturbed dinner, bringing Leutnant von Gosse, the operations officer, with him. The stewards had already cleared the table and Canaris had brought the charts of the Spanish coast by the time they reached him. "Where," he was asking the U-boat captains quietly, "would you kick him if you wanted him to hurt?" Wordlessly, Freiwald pointed at the stretch of coast from Malaga to Almeria, and Grosse nodded. "Anywhere in there. They keep their ships bottled up at Malaga, but that's probably closed to you." Canaris, eyes blazing, turned to Peter. "Volkmann. You are hereby ordered, on my authority, to launch a continuous operation against the Spanish coast engaging anything that moves, and if you find yourself loaded up with no moving targets, bomb anything that stands. If you can't find something still standing, bomb 'em 'til the rubble jumps." He swallowed, growling, "They have seventeen dead on the Deutschland. Their A turret's going to be out until they can get back to Kiel. Make 'em pay, Peter."

For seventy-two hours, the coast of Spain was subject to continuous attack from German dive bombers. Escorted by their Arado biplanes, Peter's Stukas flew a sortie every four hours around the clock. Miraculously, they lost not a single pilot - though perhaps that was because both Gibraltar and Seville were left open to them as emergency landing fields. Cunningham's earlier hostility vanished in the cloud of smoke over the Deutschland, which laid her dead to rest at Gibraltar in the British military cemetery there. They only stopped when Canaris came down to see them in their ready room, looking more than half-dead with the remnants of three days' worth of hurriedly slopped down meals across the fronts of their uniforms. "My God!" he exclaimed, quickly putting the projector screen away, "have any of you slept?"

Peter muttered something that not even he thought were truly words. The true answer was that they had been so active that the squadron could communicate with nothing but wing wags and subtle variations in propeller speed. "That's it," Canaris announced with some finality, "the lot of you are grounded."

The effect on Almeria was terrifying; the world press cried out against the "terror bombing" of Almeria, but Luftwaffe planners took note of the terrible effect of shuttle bombing, even by such a small number of bombers. Within twenty-four hours of Canaris grounding them for their own safety, the city of Almeria threw its gates open to Franco, the delegation pleading merely that the Nationalists pass them by and leave them in what was left of their city. Franco magnanimously agreed; he had a clandestine meeting north of town with four men, of whom three spoke fluent Spanish and one was finally picking up the rudiments.

Admiral Cunningham looked decidedly uncomfortable at being on Spanish soil, but his presence was required as the official commander of the blockade squadron and the highest-ranking British officer in the region. Canaris looked haggard but triumphant, his personal plot apparently successful. Peter Volkmann was still exhausted, and spent most of the meeting sleeping in the Stork's cockpit, stretched out across its seats with his jacket thrown over him. The final participant was Juan, Principe de Asturias, son of Alphonso XIII, the last reigning king of Spain.

Franco nodded brusquely to the others, saluting the Prince. "Prince Juan," he said with a smile, "it is a pleasure to see you on Spanish soil again." The prince nodded gravely, but said nothing, in keeping with his station. Canaris spoke for him, because the unholy agreement which had brought them all together was largely his work. "General. We had an agreement... which, incidentally, cost us a national hero." Franco spread his hands. "How were we to know that General Schleicher was flying with him?" he asked rhetorically. Cunningham, not as fluent in Spanish as either of the others, looked back and forth, unsure of what they spoke.

"Nevertheless - we did our part, General," Canaris stated flatly. "Now - Admiral Cunningham has been excellent enough to provide the Prince passage to your shores. I wish to hear your word, as an officer, that you will instate him in his rightful place on his father's death." His hand slipped into his coat for a moment before settling at his side. "Of course, Capitan. I promise you, at the right time, Prince Juan will be made king." Canaris smiled wolfishly, lifting the object from his pocket - a small recorder. "Excellent, General." Franco paled, eyes bulging with anger as Canaris bowed to the prince. "Highness, I hope that this meeting proves as fruitful for you as it has for us. Admiral, may I offer you a ride back to Gibraltar?" The last exchange was in English, and the prince smiled, offering Canaris a hand. "Of course, Captain - and it is very good to be home." Cunningham shrugged, raising an eyebrow. "Of course, old boy, and if I may, what was that bit about a hero?"

"Sometimes," Canaris replied slowly, "the less you know, the better you sleep, Admiral."
 
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"Of course, Capitan. I promise you, at the right time, Prince Juan will be made king."

In the right time... That may mean a lot of things for Franco...
 
Two things: Maybe the Panzers get proper AT guns and secondly, the Spanish might get a decent monarch.
 
At least Spain thought some valuable lessons for the army. Even restored a throne. Whats next? Making Otto von Habsburg king of Hungary and/or Archduke of Austria?
 
In the right time... That may mean a lot of things for Franco...

We are talking about the man who said "I am a monarchist" in 1948, and restored the monarchy in 1978. :p

Two things: Maybe the Panzers get proper AT guns and secondly, the Spanish might get a decent monarch.

Actually, as it turned out in this round, only one of those happens in a timely fashion. Still, Hans Volkmann gets two white rings on his gun.

Wow....exciting update, bomb the Reds back to USSR! :D

Tim

You'll be happy to know the Nationalists controlled all of Spain within a week of the end of that update - but then, if they're in Almeria and Malaga, that's hardly surprising.

At least Spain thought some valuable lessons for the army. Even restored a throne. Whats next? Making Otto von Habsburg king of Hungary and/or Archduke of Austria?

Not "next," but yes.
 
The victory for Nationalist Spain is very quick, how long (game time) did they take to control the entire nation? Did you really help or just followed the event chain for helping Nationalist Spain?

Tim
 
We are talking about the man who said "I am a monarchist" in 1948, and restored the monarchy in 1978. :p.

And who said "I'm in favour of short dictatorships".

No kidding, he said that.
 
I'd rather ge got the long 50mm gun.

You and me both... best thing I can say there is that I have a lot of very good generals as a result of slow upgrades.

The regent of Hungary has not seen his King for some time. :D

Nope, and he's not going to just yet - all of the peace treaties that ended the Great War have to be abrogated first.

The victory for Nationalist Spain is very quick, how long (game time) did they take to control the entire nation? Did you really help or just followed the event chain for helping Nationalist Spain?

Tim

Just events, though Mod33 includes events for the Deutschland Incident and the bombing of Guernica, which I've combined into the Hindenburg incident here. The first playthrough that was supposed to be this AAR, the SCW lasted three years. The one that got screenshots, six months.

And who said "I'm in favour of short dictatorships".

No kidding, he said that.

As it happens, the event chain that would in a monarchist Germany lead to a reasonable reinstatement of the monarchy - which is to say, Spain allies with Germany prior to the end of the war in the west - actually fires, so in 1941, on the death of Alphonso XIII, there will be some changes in Spain, even if I have to edit them in by hand. :p
 
You and me both... best thing I can say there is that I have a lot of very good generals as a result of slow upgrades.

Probably. At least ITTL the obviously more sensible leadership will ensure that while Panther and consorts are still overengineered as is well and proper for German WW2 tanks they actually have all the bugs worked out. :D
 
Not dead yet - just haven't had time to write properly. I'll try to get a real update up tonight, but no promises there. Coming up:

- Lessons from Spain, or, "Two dozen planes just isn't enough!"
- Eddie at Charlottenburg, or, "At least my son had the good grace to do it before inheriting, cousin!"
- Fleet Week and King George VI's birthday, or, "Kommodore Canaris and Korvettenkapitän Volkmann Speak English."
- The First Istanbul Conference and the First Balkan Partition, or, "Ernst Volkmann Builds A Railroad and Krupp Sells Tanks."

And a bonus - "Why is this man smiling?"

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20. Heroes' Welcome

MEMORANDUM
RE: Naval Aviation Experience in the Spanish Theater of Operations, 7 September 1936 to 1 March 1937

CLASSIFIED - TOP SECRET

1. INTRODUCTION

A. This document covers experiences of the naval air group of KMS HINDENBURG from 7 September 1936 to 1 March 1937. It includes a summary of events, a synthesis of experiences, and recommendations based on said experience.​

2. SUMMARY OF EVENTS

A. KMS HINDENBURG departed Kiel under Admiralty orders to proceed to Spain on 7 September 1936. The ship was under orders to observe the developing civil war in Spain and proceed at its commander's discretion. KMS HINDENBURG arrived at Cadiz on 15 September 1936, where the Royal Navy's Mediterranean Fleet had dispatched its Battlecruiser Squadron for similar reasons. Upon consultation with the admiral commanding the Battlecruiser Squadron, it was decided that joint peacekeeping and neutrality patrol operations would be conducted between the Kaiserliche Marine and the Royal Navy.

B. During the period 15 September-20 September 1936, aircraft of KMS HINDENBURG were also used to facilitate diplomatic overtures to the Nationalist government in order to attempt a peaceful resolution of the conflict. While these negotiations ultimately proved secondary to main operations, the participation of naval aviation assets shows the flexibility which aviation provides in theater.

C. From approximately 1 October 1936 to 18 February 1936, KMS HINDENBURG was the center of an expanded Mediterranean Squadron, and conducted neutrality reconnaissance flights at a rate of an average of four sorties a day, for a total of 372 sorties flown during this period. No engagements were reported by any pilots, though normal training munitions expenditures were reported (see attached expenditures log, Appendix A).

D. On 18 February 1936, visual spotters detected a flight of multi-engine bombers flying from the Spanish mainland. These aircraft were identified as Tupolev bombers under Republican colors. They approached to within 400 meters of KMS HINDENBURG and adjoining ships before aircraft launched in response could reach altitude and delivered their payload. KMS HINDENBURG sustained two near-misses, causing no damage, and KMS DEUTSCHLAND sustained at least one direct hit, causing extensive damage and seventeen dead. The bombers were intercepted on their return flight and destroyed. Inspection of the wreckage by KMS ADMIRAL SCHEER confirmed aircraft type based on recovered debris.

E. Beginning on 18 February 1936, the air group of KMS HINDENBURG began continuous operations against the cities of Almeria and Malaga. Operations continued for seventy-two hours until cancelled by the commander, Mediterranean Squadron. In order to allow continuous operation, four of the ship's eight dive bombers and two of the ship's fighters participated in each mission, allowing rotation. A total of 65000 kilograms of ordnance were delivered on target.​

3. SYNTHESIS OF EXPERIENCE

A. While adequate to daily patrol operations, the current air group of KMS HINDENBURG is inadequate to a battle situation. The ship currently carries twenty-eight aircraft in the mix of eight Ar 168, eight Ju 87, eight Fi 167, and four Fi 156. In comparison, a standard Luftwaffe bombing Staffel contains twelve aircraft and is not expected to provide its own fighter security, nor perform combat air patrols.

B. The inability of KMS HINDENBURG to keep sufficient aircraft airborne at all times to provide a combat air patrol in appropriate weather conditions leads to increased vulnerability to air attack. In this role, KMS HINDENBURG is actually more vulnerable than many surface ships, whose deck surface affords greater mounting space for anti-aircraft weapons compared to KMS HINDENBURG.

C. The current maximum sortie deliverable is 11600 kilograms of munitions deliverable once every thirty minutes, compared to a broadside weight on KMS GRAF SPEE of 2000 kilograms once every thirty seconds. KMS HINDENBURG has a clear advantage in range, but is underpowered in delivery weight.

D. Continuous operations at all hours are possible, though pilot training focuses on daylight flight. As a result, while there were no losses during the continuous operation phase of the cruise, most pilots were excessively cautious during night flight.​

4. RECOMMENDATIONS

A. KMS HINDENBURG is ill-suited to expansion of her air group. However, new fleet construction should include both modern combat aircraft and a larger capacity organized along similar lines to a Luftwaffe Staffel with additional strength to reflect the difficulty of replacement at sea.

B. Many of the deficiencies noted here may be rectified by the use of naval aviation in mass. The cumulative effect of two carriers is greater than the effect of two single carriers, not least because two carriers together can overlap their combat air patrols.

C. Pilot training is a vital portion of crew readiness. Pilots need to be capable of operation in all climates and conditions both on land and at sea. The establishment of a pilot training command is imperative in order to produce qualified naval aviators rather than relying on the current standard of makeshift training procedures at sea.

D. Three fundamental operational scenarios for any training plan present themselves. These are: attack on ship in port, attack on ship at sea, and attack on land facilities. The inverse of two of these, defense in port and defense at sea, may also be tested, but for reasons of surprise, the ship's air group is best not informed of the training regime.

E. Attached, in Appendix "B," is a proposed training scheme for future aviation operations, from basic flight training to yearly fleet exercise.​

5. CONCLUSIONS

A. Based on experience in Spain, there is a need for intense aircrew training, a more robust fleet air wing, and combined groups of multiple air carriers. If any concerns are raised regarding the above recommendations, they may be addressed to the undersigned.​

KORVETTENKAPITÄN PETER VOLKMANN
COMMANDER, AIR GROUP, KMS HINDENBURG

Endorsed:
KAPITÄN ZUR SEE HANS LANGSDORFF
CAPTAIN, KMS HINDENBURG

KOMMODORE WILHELM CANARIS
SQUADRON COMMANDER, TRÄGERGRUPPE

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Ministry of Defense, Bendlerstrasse
Berlin, German Empire
15 April 1937


"Volkmann, Volkmann, Volkmann," the spectacled, balding personnel officer muttered. "Spanish Cross in Gold - congratulations, that - says here you captured a new-model Red tank? Very impressive! So... what would you like to do now?" He smiled, folding his hands across his desk blotter as he eyed Johann Volkmann across the desk. Volkmann, for his part, shifted in his seat, the field-gray wool uncomfortable after months in cotton coveralls. "Well, sir... I don't suppose there's a position for an armored platoon leader that needs filling?"

The personnel Oberstleutnant laughed, waving his hand and shaking his head. "Nonsense. You've been busy long enough, you can afford a little bit of a break. Tell you what... have you ever been to Essen?"

Volkmann blinked. "Essen, sir? Yes... my father spent six months or so there." He diplomatically left out the bit about Bohlen's racer; it was unlikely this man would believe him. "Well," the other beamed, "sounds like you're perfect for this job. We're collecting up all of the old Panzer I family and selling them to the Sultan!" Johann's jaw did not drop, to his credit; he restrained himself from his reflex to leap across the desk and strangle the personnel officer, who doubtless thought he was doing this sterling young officer a favor. For his part, Johann just wanted to get back to what he saw as his rightful place. He sighed inwardly before replying, carefully considering his response; months working for a madman had at least taught him circumspection. "How long is this likely to take, sir?"

"Oh, not long - maybe six weeks to gather them up and send them, then maybe another six weeks to hand them over. If it works out well, who knows? Maybe another six months to train the Turks. They're so backwards they're actually thanking us for this delivery," he said, leaning forward conspiratorially. Johann nodded, finally leaning forward. "All right, all right - where do I sign?"

He was at least able to save the afternoon; Peter was in town with his girl, and he suspected this would be his last chance to see Willi before the youngest Volkmann went into the Luftwaffe. He had received his acceptance letter for the commissioning course at Wildpark-Werder, where he was to report in May. The three of them, plus Hanna, gathered at the Charlottenburg house before heading out to find something to eat. They settled on a cafe a few minutes' walk from the house, in the direction of the Palace. The price matched the proximity, but both Peter and Johann had several months' worth of unspent pay to offset that. Peter noticed that, even so, Johann ordered cheaply, while Wilhelm ate with the voracity of youth. He was surprised, though - Hanna seemed less interested in the food than pressing herself as close as possible to him. She'd always been fairly reserved physically before he departed, but now, she was almost cloying.

"So Hans," he asked between mouthfuls of pastry, "what've they got you doing next?" Johann pulled a face. "Back to the Villa Hügel to pick up some tanks, then off to Istanbul." Wilhelm's eyes bugged out slightly. "Istanbul? You might run into Papa there. Nice city, but so damn crowded! And the women...!" Wilhelm shook his head in wonder. "They say it's like Paris with scarves, wouldn't know - never been to Paris." He grinned conspiratorially, completely missing Peter's warning glance and Hanna's increasingly dirty looks. "Bet they're something else now that there's a sultan's harem there again!" Finally Peter kicked him under the table, his pointed shoes scoring across Wilhelm's shin painfully. Wilhelm yelped, reaching under the table to rub his shin with a hurt look. Johann resumed his narrative. "Apparently I'm supposed to teach the Turks how to fight a tank."

"Could be worse." Peter smiled grimly. "I'm a flight instructor now. Soon as Fleet Week is over, I report to Rügen to help start up the naval flight school there." Hanna beamed; it was the first time Peter had actually confirmed his shoreside assignment. He looked over at her, an eyebrow cocked. "How much flight time you think I'm going to get there?" She replied with a laugh, "That depends - do you need rating on twin-engines?" She winked, nudging him with an elbow. "I may know a willing instructor... if you can put up with her." He smiled back, leaning over to give her a quick kiss. "One who needs instruction is Willi here... still set on joining Student?" Peter asked his youngest brother with a smile. Wilhelm nodded resolutely, reaching across to steal Johann's pastry. Peter shook his head. "Having seen what they put them through at Stendal, I'll pass."

"Never know, Peter," Wilhelm replied with a full mouth. "Pilot might find it useful to jump out some day."

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Charlottenburg Palace
Berlin, German Empire
1 May 1937


"Eddie!" Wilhelm III, German Emperor, beamed at his cousin, crossing the room to shake hands. The former Edward VIII of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland smiled awkwardly, unsure how to respond to his elder cousin. "Highness," he finally said, "may I present my wife, the Duchess of Windsor?" Wilhelm's reaction to Wallis Simpson was significantly cooler, though she was charming enough. "Quite, madam, pleased, charmed, of course," the Kaiser murmured, barely brushing his lips over her hand. In turn, the Kaiser introduced his eldest son, Wilhelm, who had also given up his inheritance rights. Wilhelm's wife, Dorothea von Salviati, curtseyed appropriately and made all the right gestures, but Wilhelm could not help but contrast the two couples - for all that Wilhelm's decision to marry Dorothea, he had at least made that decision when the Hohenzollern fortunes were at their ebb, and the two of them had by all accounts been in love since university. She was certainly not an American divorcee twice over, nor had she been married when they met. It was impossible not to like Eddie in person, but his judgment was, at best, faulty, the Kaiser decided.

"Eddie, I cannot say how happy I am that you have come to visit!" he said as he slid into his chair, the signal for the others to sit. He smiled confidentially, leaning forward as if sharing some great secret. "Frankly, I do not get to speak English nearly as often as one might wish." Edward nodded; he suspected that Ambassador Phipps and the Kaiser spoke English at every opportunity, but he himself was unwelcome at the Embassy. "Yes, quite. Well, it is good to get to see a friendly face. Some of our old circle, well, you know... they simply don't understand." Small wonder, the Kaiser thought sardonically. Outwardly, he nodded, and his son nodded in agreement. Prince Wilhelm's English was nowhere near as good as his albeit American-accented brother Ludwig Ferdinand's, but it was easily up to following this conversation. "Tell me, sir," Prince Wilhelm asked politely as his roast was served, "did they not even provide you a yacht? Some means of traveling?"

"Not in the least!" Edward cried indignantly, striking the table with the edge of his fist. "My brother no longer even speaks to me, would you believe that?" The Kaiser nodded sympathetically. "Mmm, yes, very unfortunate." Edward, given a sympathetic audience, continued on this vein. "Though I must say, your man Goering, he at least seems the right sort. Very good of him to let you know I was here. Say, why isn't he here tonight?"

"I thought that it would perhaps be better if it were just us - just family, so to speak," the Kaiser replied with a smile. "Count yourself lucky, though - Father is in Königsberg. He would never have allowed you in the palace. He barely considers Willie here to be a member of the family."

The dinner continued as a fairly social gathering until Edward raised a glass - perhaps one too many for him. "Say, Willie, what your man Schleicher achieved here... nothing short of a miracle!" The table went deathly still; Kurt von Schleicher was still one of the few topics about which the Kaiser would not speak. "I beg your pardon?" the Kaiser asked with difficulty. "General von Schleicher's Chancellery ended several years ago." Despite Wallis Simpson at his elbow trying to distract him, Edward did not take the hint, continuing, "Still, bloody awful business back in the summer of '33, eh? Terrible that those people thought it was worth fighting in the streets. Better the Blacks than the Reds, though," he continued, wandering. Wilhelm discreetly nodded to the Foot Guards pages, who helped the Duke of Windsor to stand. "Get your bloody hands off me!" the Duke suddenly roared. "I'm the rightful damned King, you'll not touch me!"

"Eddie," the Kaiser said wearily, "you chose. I am sorry that it must be thus, but you did choose. Madame Duchess, I apologize if I have been poor company, but your husband must retire. Would you help him?" Simpson, seeing perhaps her only opportunity at ingratiating herself with Germany's ruler, quickly nodded, dabbing her mouth with her napkin before rising to assist the Duke. "Come on, Eddie, let's get you to your bed."

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KMS Hindenburg
Spithead, off United Kingdom
20 May 1937


Canaris stood on the Hindenburg's flight deck, staring out at the gap between Ryde and Portsmouth, smiling to himself. The combined assembly of the Royal Navy here included not one, but five aircraft carriers, and here he was with Germany's two half-baked aviation cruisers, in line behind the official flagship, Graf Spee, with Admiral Raeder on board. He looked up as Volkmann - poor kid, getting shuffled off to shore duty already - roared overhead past the reviewing yacht. He heard one of the crew listening to the BBC broadcast, and blinked at the rambling nonsense he heard. "Forgotten the Royal Review... lit up by fairy lamps?"

"Fairy lamps?" he laughed out loud - it was overcast, but otherwise broad daylight. He turned to listen further, no real role for a commodore when an admiral led the squadron. "If you don't mind, the next few moments, you'll find the fleet doing odd things..." Canaris stared out at the lines of ships rolling by in stately procession, passing the aging Vicky yacht. "I'm sorry, I was telling some people to shut up talking... umm... what I mean is this. The whole fleet is lit up in fairy lamps."

"Sir," asked one of the sailors, "is the Englisher drunk?"

"Oh yes. Drunk as a lord," Canaris replied absently, chuckling. "... We're going to fire rockets. Ah, we're going to fire all sorts of things. And you can't possibly see them." A faint hiss of static obscured the broadcast, then perhaps the most bizarre thing that Canaris had ever heard in any language: "The whole fleet is in fairyland! It isn't true, it isn't here! And as I say it, it's gone! It's gone, there is no fleet, it's, ah, it's disappeared!"

It was all Canaris could do to keep his balance as he began laughing.

Overhead, Peter and now-Oberfunker Vogt were also listening to the Fleet Review broadcast. Peter did his best to ignore it while Vogt occasionally roared with laughter, choosing instead to look down at the collected might of a dozen countries, including the American battleship New York. He spotted the Hood with Cunningham's pennant flying at its stern, smiling to himself and pulling his flight down after him closer to the ship. The wingtips waggled as he roared down at stack-level past the ship, pulling back up to their appointed altitude.

For his part, Vice-Admiral Cunningham looked up through his binoculars, frowning. "One certainly hopes we never have to deal with that lot, Captain," he murmured to Hood's commander, Captain Pridham. Pridham, for his part, grunted. "Not a single functional battleship, sir. We'll take them." Cunningham frowned. "Mmm... not so sure, Andrew. Not so sure."
 
If I read the memo correctly, sounds like Hindenburg might be quickly replaced by a more combat-capable carrier.
 
I have been loving this AAR - always looking forward to more. One thing though - why are all the ships prefixed KMS - shouldn't they be SMS now that the Kaiser is back?

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If I read the memo correctly, sounds like Hindenburg might be quickly replaced by a more combat-capable carrier.

I hope so. More capable carrierS.
 
Looks like Peter and Canaris have gotten themselves a promotion, always nice to see good man go rewarded.

Edward is just as obscure a twat as he was historically. Guess the Kaiser may be a bit disincligned to restore his trone after that sad performance.

Lastly, I fear for the Brits Cunninghams words are somewhat prophetic. You did promise us a new Battle of Jutland didn't you :D.
 
Langsdorff! Keep him away from HMS Ajax, HMS Achilles and HMS Exeter and he should do fine. :D