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Rebels or regency? Both are horrible! Good luck. :)
 
Guys, sorry for me being a little late on this update, but it was because I was out on a family's night out so the update got on hold

And also partially because you guys took a rhetoric question seriously and I have to come up with something funny :p

And as the horrible comedian I am, I can't

Chapter 5 :Regency Council Thematic Edition

So for those who answered
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You got first prize

I would go with Enewald's advice, but then again if Malacca goes to war with somebody, they'd be screwed by Ayuthaya first. And Aceh... I don't really care about them yet

So let's just focus on internal problems

For those who guessed rebels and revolt risk, I'm so glad you're wrong. So far there are no re...
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Never mind.
Okay you guys get second prize or something, happy now? :mad:

The Borneo Open Table Tennis Championship is reopened
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Let's just hope they don't become an annual competetion

And yes Kutei is forted, and so is Banjarmasin
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it's part of the Borneo fortification program we're working on. it's costly, so it really stops us from enlarging our naval armada and finish our mission

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OPM with 12 carracks :eek:

Also, economy caused this!
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Closeup view of screenshot

Oh noes! Curse you capitalism! Those poor Oirats :p

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Less closeup view of screenshot
:p

After 4 years, regency starts to suck
Especially when this came along
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I wanna kick their backsides
As how morningSIDEr taught us, when someone is on the ground, we have to kick him over and over and over again! :(

I f only we have a
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Never mind

Next :
Back in Business!

Oh, almost forgot, morningSIDEr, you get third prize!
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The King's fifteen, and his son is 10 years old!
He conceived his son at age 4!
Then he is a rapper! Judging from the age he first did it, a good one it seems :rofl:
 
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that is not his son, it might a brother, or just any guy with a claim to the throne from the same dynasty... :rolleyes:

Ooh, what a mighty king!

post number 14998.... :cool:
 
Oh, almost forgot, morningSIDEr, you get third prize!
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The King's fifteen, and his son is 10 years old!
He conceived his son at age 4!
Then he is a rapper! Judging from the age he first did it, a good one it seems :rofl:

Oh yeah! In your faces everyone, third place! Oh wait...that means some got first and second. *cries*

Very good update, looking forward to more warfare now that the regency is finished though!

Congratulations Enewald, over 15,000 now!
 
Well I sorta got first place and definitely got second. :) Crush Brunei!
 
Enewald - but that won't be fun :p oh and congrats! 15k posts

morningSIDEr - how can we ever live without warfare?

JDMS Soon, I promise, I need to destroy their navy by annexing them lol

Chapter 5 : Back in Business

So we have a 16 year old king with an 11 year old son
The nobles have started to question the parentage of the heir
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Someone with 7/7/8 skills can't be a Kalopid!!! :mad:

Anyway, the Borneo construction program had been completed
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Malaysians in the future should be happy we built one in Sabah

Now that we're back in business
Time to finish up an OPM!!!
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Maja not Brunei

The now weak Majapahit surrenders without a fight
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i won't annex them as long as they're still piggy banks

After all, the Majapahitans were the ones who first made piggy banks!
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Indonesia's contribution to the world of science

So the question now is, why didn't I finish off Brunei?
Simple
With rebel stacks almost as big as my entire army, I wouldn't risk a -2 stab hit

After a quick tour around the casus belli guide
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Someone would draw the map a few centimeters off
And than we can take over their whole country :D

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Things have changed around the world, Mamluks are blobbing across Africa, reducing Ethiopia into an OPM, giving Adal their land back, Swahili strikes back against the mutapans :( and lastly, the oirats are stripped of their lands by Ming save their capital and 2 provinces separated from the rest thanks to Chagatai's earlier ventures

After a CB-less year of waiting











We finally got one







A very long-awaited one









yes you guessed it!









it's against....








Brunei? no
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Next :
Ganyang Malacca!
 
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ah the tedium of waiting for a CB. You need to get yourself a Jimmy McBond my good man! Very good update.
 
Well, if not Brunei, then crush Malacca! :D
 
morningSIDEr - I don't get spies yet :( I'm gonna move the sliders after I've finished up the prerequisites for westernization

Enewald - After the Javanese rebel chance becomes 0% like in Bali-Lombok, I might station all my troops in Borneo. Then i can risk stab hits. But not now

JDMS - that is why I'm so enthusiastic! My nationalism is at a climax :p

Ganyang Malacca!

if you're wondering what that means, then take a look at this
Konfrontasi Indonesia - Malaysia

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Those Acehans! They are TRAITORS! they will be punished dearly

Historically, Aceh and Malacca were never Upin & Ipin
In fact they are bitter rivals, usually in a three way war with Portugal
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Upin & Ipin, the only good thing about Malaysia

It took quite a ping pong match but we finally get to this
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Time to sign a peace

But wait!
Oh noes Ottoman Turks are sieging our capital! :eek:
Wait a second...
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Never mind
Atjehans with their filthy strategy

Where was I?
Oh yes, peace with the Malaccans
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Wait
PEACE!
With MALACCANS!
NEVVAAAAH!

We would settle for some Atjehan monies
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For now...

The world after the Konfrontasi
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Meanwhile, the Java conversion program is going nicely
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One mission down
And we got a new one
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Nice

Next :
Cleaning up OPMs!
 
Ok, now crush Brunei! :D
 
I'm disappointed in you! The Oirat Horde can clearly do better, and your FAILURE to protect them means that this AAR gets Dinofs' Official Seal of Disapproval. Tsk tsk.

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Dinof's Official Seal of Disapproval
:mad:
 
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I'm disappointed in you! The Oirat Horde can clearly do better, and your FAILURE to protect them means that this AAR gets Dinof's Official Seal of Disapproval. Tsk tsk.

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Dinof's Official Seal of Disapproval
:mad:

I want one!
 
Probably. It's not there in my current game. I think Ming took it out. :(
 
I'm disappointed in you! The Oirat Horde can clearly do better, and your FAILURE to protect them means that this AAR gets Dinofs' Official Seal of Disapproval. Tsk tsk.

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Dinof's Official Seal of Disapproval
:mad:

it's too big to put in my sig
But it's cuuuuute :3
 
it's too big to put in my sig
But it's cuuuuute :3

NO! It most certainly is NOT cute! It is an official symbol showing my displeasure at your incompetence and- oh forget it, it's cute.
 
Nice gains. I'm enjoying the small snippets of information in the form of those Wikipedia links too. Very good update.