The Scottish people are still confused regarding Castille's actions. Yes, Scotland has constantly warred with them, taking huge swathes of their land and reducing them to a third rate power. Third rate is still better than Scotland. tch, Scotland has done Castille a veritable favour. Once you have the foolish Scots as neighbours things never feel so bad. Yes, times may get tough, but you are still not Scottish.
Morocco cheer the Scottish people up by attacking 90,000 men with 3,000. So dumb they must be Scottish. They soon will be.
The Papacy confuses Scotland. Excommunicated yet given the benefits of a Crusader...
Morocco is annexed on the 5th June 1465. Welcome to family, fellow numpties.
Corsica is annexed four days later. After what happened the last time a CoT was captured, Corsica's is swiftly disbanded.
Ferrara is annexed fourteen days later. On the same day...
Now why was it that the Pope excommunicated Scotland again? Such a peaceful nation that Scotland is.
King Robert has been sulking since the excommunication. The country prospers once more without his meddling.
The Pope finally seems to realise that the excommunication has not really had the desired effect. He must take matters into his own hands...
Litterally his own hands. 4,000 men against the Scottish army. Has he not heard that, 'God is always on the side of the big battalions'?!
Tuscany wake from their slumber aghast to find such a strong Scottish prescence in Italy.
Of course declaring war with a mere 3,000 men under arms, they will only help to make that prescence stronger.
Truly a momentous day has come to pass in the history of Scotland. Few believed they would live to see this day. It is a thing of almost magic.
A great nation brought so low as to become fellow workshy deadbeats. Truly the Scottish spread their taint to those who fall victim to their curse.
Scotland declare war on Dauphine so as to drag in her true target of Castille. Castilian's are too weak these days to prove any true threat, despite Scotland's backwardness. More land is ceded, more people doomed.
The Pope is given a kiss!
For some reason most Scots seem to understand now, why they were excommunicated. Vengeance thy name is Scotland.
Tuscany is annexed on the 13th March 1468.
Unbelievably the Pope seems to believe that excommunicating and then declaring war on Scotland should mean we are happy to then return his lands when the inevitable happens. Scots may be stupid, but not quite that stupid.
Despite not being quite that stupid, Scots are God fearing and abstain from alcohol for 30 mins. A stability hit is thus felt. Being sober as a Scot for more than 10 seconds is enough time to realise that you are actually,
truly Scottish. The ensuing panic brought about by this moment of realisation accounts for the stability drop.