Like a malevolent cancer, the Iron Fist Party has spread throughout the noble body of Germany, corrupting her cells and infecting them with the disease of Fascism!
Who will stand up against this menace?
The kleptocratic industrialists, drunk on their ill-gotten gains?
Nay!
The pandering centrists, too weak and ineffectual to stand up against the tyranny of right-wing militarism?
Nay!
My German comrades, there is only one entity strong enough to smash Fascism under the hammer of the revolution, and that is the:
United German Socialist Alliance
(Vereinigtes deutsches sozialistisches Bündnis)
"Ein Welt unter sozialismus!"
LEADER: Generalsekretär Syriana
ARMY AFFAIRS MINISTER: Deutscher Völkermarschall
INTERNAL AFFAIRS MINISTER: Deutsche Völker-Intendantur
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In 1925, the German People’s Front and the People’s Front of Germany came together in a glorious coalition against the forces of FASCISM and CAPITALISM. Germany was victorious at the end of the Weltkrieg, yet it was the INDUSTRIALIST GERMAN BOURGEOSIE – those who were responsible for the entire conflict – which thrived in the aftermath, while the brave and blonde workers and peasants who fought for their country were thrown back into the black abyss of institutionalised poverty.
The United German Socialist Alliance seeks to redress centuries of disenfranchisement and inequalities of wealth by leading the German people out of the shadow of their avaricious taskmasters and into the light of the GLORIOUS SOCIALIST SUN. We are armed with the will of the German people – INVULNERABLE to the bullets of the Kaiser’s henchmen, UNWAVERING in the face of capitalist bribes and UNRELENTING in its march towards a better tomorrow.
And when we have routed out the INSIDIOUS TRIUMVIRATE of FASCISM, CAPITALISM AND MONARCHISM from our German Fatherland, we shall turn our attention outwards and labour to achieve our glorious goal of a NEW WORLD ORDER, based on the Socialist tenets of TRUTH, JUSTICE AND SUPREME EQUITY.
One world under Socialism!
Syriana, General Secretary
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EXECUTIVE MANIFESTO
GOVERNANCE
1. Recognition of the Kaiser as an ineffectual relic of Feudalism. In order to thrive in the modern world, Germany must shrug off the shackles of her imperialist past and welcome the bonds of Socialism. Gone will be the unelected tyrant, replaced by the LEADERSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT.
2. The liquidation of the CORRUPT CAPITALIST CABINET and the introduction of the COUNCIL OF PEOPLE’S COMMISSARIATS.
2. WORKER’S COUNCILS shall be established in every city, township and village across the German Fatherland.
3. The ABOLITION OF THE FREE MARKET SYSTEM and the INTRODUCTION OF THE CENTRALLY-PLANNED ECONOMY.
4. The creation of a PROGRESSIVE TAX SYSTEM.
5. The introduction of NATIONAL HEALTHCARE, UNIVERSAL EDUCATION and RAPID INDUSTRIALISATION.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS
1. Aid the plight of the International Revolution through DIRECT POLITICAL, ECONOMIC AND MILITARY INTERVENTION.
2. The rejuvenation of the Reichsheer in preparation for the inevitable conflict between the FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL; Socialism and Fascism.
2. A UNION between Germany and her beloved cousin, Austria, in order to form a GROSS DEUTSCHLAND.
4. The preservation of Socialism in Mitteleuropa BY ALL MEANS NECESSARY.
5. The formation of a GRAND ALLIANCE between the Socialist powers of Europe.
SOCIAL AFFAIRS
1. SUPREME EQUALITY for all and the DISSOLUTION OF THE CLASS SYSTEM.
2. The creation of a WELFARE STATE, in order to maintain the strength of German society and prevent loyal citizens from slipping into poverty.
3. The introduction of a MERITOCRATIC SOCIETY where all workers are regarded purely for their contribution to the Gross Deutschland and not their economic background or social upbringing.
4. UNIVERSAL ENFRANCHISEMENT for all – male or female.
- Universal suffrage
The UGSA welcomes her Socialist sisters into the world of politics. Women are an integral cog in the International Revolution machine; they lend their strength, loyalty and uteruses to the Global Socialist Cause.
- Military doctrine
The inept administration subscribes to the archaic doctrine of infantry warfare, risking the security of our borders and the lives of our beautiful blonde people. The conservative elite somehow believe that reducing the once-might Reichsheer into an obsolete ruin will ensure German supremacy. The UGSA recognise that a new era requires a new doctrine; Blitzkrieg. The advent of the tank very nearly shifted the balance in favour of the British Empire in the Weltkrieg. By utilising these magnificent weapons of war, the Reichsheer will sweep across Europe, crushing all those who would dare challenge our benevolent nation.
- Mitteleuropean Policy
In order to continue to wage the International Revolution, Germany will require like-minded allies. We must move to receive our benign neighbours into the welcoming arms of Socialism, forming a bulwark against those who would seek to destroy our aspirations.
Brothers and sisters, workers and labourers; we are the last line of defence against the brutality of Fascism and the corrupt constraints of so-called democratic capitalism.
- Relations with the Syndicalists
Germany must embrace her fellow class warriors. By aligning ourselves with our fallen enemies, France and Britain, we shall form a proletarian alliance so powerful, SO INTIMIDATING that the Fascists shall disembowel themselves with their sabres rather than face our MIGHT.
- German territorial claims
Our beautiful German brethren, the Empire of Austria-Hungary, are on the brink of collapse. We must move swiftly to facilitate the transition of this fallen power into a Socialist Utopia. Therefore, she must be absorbed and incorporated into a Gross Deutschland, concluding the German reunification movement after centuries of division. United at last, the Gross Deutschland shall move to further incorporate all Germans left isolated in foreign lands, predominantly in the land of Switzerland.
- Pacifism/Realpolitik/Jingoism/Reactionism
Franz von Papen, the incumbent (and incompetent) Reichskanzler, adheres to the redundant diplomatic doctrine of Realpolitik. The corrupt industrialist labours under the delusion that a policy of pandering and appeasement will maintain the security of our region. Unlike the administration, the UGSA recognises that apathy and inaction shall not preserve our glorious nation. Instead of hiding inside our shell of an empire, we must expand outwards, spreading the benign message of Socialism and dismantling the autocratic imperial powers. The International Revolution cannot be waged purely through posters and speeches; blood and iron must also play their role.
The UGSA seeks to put an end to the horrors of war and create a thousand years of permanent peace. This we will achieve by pre-emptively invading and conquering the world, uniting them under the banner of the Gross Deutschland and thus preventing war from ever occurring.