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  1. 24-10-2009 00:00 #1
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    A very bad, very short German AAR

    jan 1 1936
    hitler- i hate everyone, invade, destroy.
    general staff- heil

    Jan 11 1936, Germany declarede was on almost everyone
    Hitler- i hate everyone, invade, destroy.
    general staff- heil

    June 21 1936, germany is defeated
    hitler cries, puts bullet in head

    the end
  2. 24-10-2009 00:02 #2
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    LIES! The Reich shall NEVER be defeated!

    Course, dunno about declaring war on EVERYONE, gotta watch those tricky costa ricans. They are da shizzle.
    "I AM SO SMART!! I AM SO SMART!! S-M-R-T!! I MEAN S-M-AR-T!! - Homer Simpson
  3. 24-10-2009 00:14 #3
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    So what’s the point?
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    Erm, ok. Congratulations. Very mature.
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    I laughed.
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    Great work.
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    Thank you, John Henry Eden. Your AAR made me chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Henry Eden View Post

    Jan 11 1936, Germany declarede was on almost everyone
    I'm assuming that's "Germany declared war on almost everyone"?

    I'm a typo king, but c'mon! :P

    Hope it was fun.

    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vhorthex View Post
    I'm assuming that's "Germany declared war on almost everyone"?

    I'm a typo king, but c'mon! :P

    Hope it was fun.

    Cheers,
    you got me lol,
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    this is the greatest AAR I have ever read
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zatch View Post
    this is the greatest AAR I have ever read
    I think its my best aar by far
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    can a mod please move this to the aar section
    A very bad, very short German AAR
    http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/...d.php?t=439483
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    How about posting your next AAR to the AAR subforum? Indeed, if it will be as *funny* as this one, maybe in the Off Topic subforum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Henry Eden View Post
    I think its my best aar by far
    any screen shots???...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silversurfer427 View Post
    any screen shots???...
    it went by so fast, all the screens are just a blur
    A very bad, very short German AAR
    http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/...d.php?t=439483
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    this is the greatest AAR I have ever read
    Don't think so...
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