SUENIK THE BELEAGUERED
CHAPTER 17 - CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?
(1107-1108)
CHAPTER 17 - CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?
(1107-1108)
My sister informs me that the Count of Derbent's army is considerably larger than the paltry force fielded by the traitorous count of Kakheti.
I puff out my chest and proudly declare that regardless of the size of the Count's forces that God is on our side and that we shall prevail.
I then ask her to tell everyone how brave I am.
The masses love it.
Much to my consternation some brigands from Derbent sneak into one of my provinces and set the fishery ablaze!
Now, this might not seem a big deal to you but bear in mind that for decades Suenik was landlocked. Fish are a complete and utter big deal here.
I order a day of mourning.
With renewed vigor I anihilate Kakheti's army and bring them back into the fold...
...at sword point.
As I bask in my success a messenger arrives from my sister. It reads:
"Brother Dearest,
Remember that large Derbentian army I mentioned? It's come right for you.
Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?
Love,
Mira"
The filthy traitor! What sort of coward goes up against an opponent at odds of 4-1? Face me like a man!
Shahab remarks that he learned from the best (whatever that means).
Thankfully (although slightly humilatingly) Abogeymar is en route with a large force of his own.
As I'm licking my wounds in the palace my sister asks me if I'd like her to conquer Derbent for me. I snort and ask just exactly how she intends to do that.
Smirking I tell her to do her best.
What do women know about warfare after all?
Quite a bit it seems. I begrudgingly congratulate Mira on her good work. She smiles in that barracuda like way of her and says that seeing my impotent frustration and humilation blaze behind my eyes is all the thanks she neeeds.
As I'm relaxing I get some terrible news.
Isn't that part of the Kingdom of Nubia? I send out a messenger who returns with grave tidings.
It seems like the King of Nubia has been kicked out of Nubia and is currently living in exile in Aswan and that the Royal Palace is beseiged by rebels.
A dark day indeed.
Mira cheers me up with some good news.
If that swine tries anything I'll be ready.
Blimey - that was pre-emptive. Oh well, once more into the breach.
I get an estimate of Dwinese forces.
Pah - this'll be easy. I raise my personal army and we set out for Dwin. Look out - there's some hurting coming your way!
We meet in battle!
CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG...
*twang*
*thud*
Yes - Mleh was one of the first to die. How embarassing.
How will Krikor fare? Will he be able to shake off his father's horrendous reputation? Will he live up to his namesake (and be a title factory)? Will Suenik fracture further? Find out in the next exciting episode of Suenik - land of the beleaguered!