SUENIK THE BELEAGUERED
CHAPTER 52 - SICKNESS, SURGERY AND SEDITION
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CHAPTER 52 - SICKNESS, SURGERY AND SEDITION
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For a change, the nurseries seem to have stopped churning out mass-murderers and cowardly bullies and have instead taken to producing worth heirs to Suenik's glory.
As if that wasn't enough, here's a daring young soul who impresses me with her foresight, intelligence and er...ability to perform surgery upon herself.
She's obviously learned from the best. Well done step-mother. It's about time you had some success with the spawn of Suenik.
Speaking of mothers, my daughter seems to have taken her demotion from chancellor very well, and seems content to spend her days gossiping aimlessly with the other preganant mummies at court.
Well, that's good. I was expecting some kind of hissy fit.
Ah. My mistake.
I tell her to quit whining and go back to chattering about breastfeeding or whatever it is that she does now that she's not chancellor.
Oh.
That was unexpected.
On the plus side, Suenik gets some decent roads at last.
Every cloud.
I then learn that poor old Ruben, having finally overcome the stigma of being mad Krikor's "dark messiah", has caught a really bad cold.
Consdering you could merrily fry an egg on Suenik's brand new roads that's some stinking bad luck.
That gives me a thought - I like my brand new roads and want them kept clean and tidy. Anyone caught frying an egg on them will be stoned to death. My bishop assures me that's a fitting punishment. It's in the Bible or something.
Since we've not done it in a while, here's a quick People Watch so you can all take a look at my son and heir.
I think he's going to work out just fine should I meet some horrible end.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of horrible, here's some fool who fancies ending up as List Fodder.
If he even THINKS about going near Suenik's new roads...
Right. That does it! To arms!
Is there any chance of peace any time soon? Will Suenik's cobbles be scratched? Will the nurseries produce anyone else worthwhile? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Suenik - Land of the Beleaguered!