My ministers are pro-German, my wife is pro-Italian, my people are pro-Russian I am the only neutral in the country.
―Boris III of Bulgaria
Currently: Boris III, Tsar of Bulgaria
Formerly: Guangxu, Emperor of Manchuria; Jefferson Davis and Robert Toombs, Presidents of the Confederate States of America; Alfonso XIII, King of Spain; Alice Roosevelt, President of the United States of America; Francis II, Emperor of Austria; Hirohito, Emperor of Japan; Yohannes IV, Emperor of Ethiopia; Alexander I, Prince of Bulgaria; Muammar Gaddafi, Leader of Libya; Michel Temer, President of Brazil; and Walter Ulbricht, General Secretary of the Socialist Party of East Germany
[18:32:01] <etranger01> At best I can hope for Lesser Satan status
[21:25:41] <Frymon-[Mailbox]> Obama's policy abroad is like sitting in a corner eating glue
[21:03:21] <RedNomNoms> Johnson is indeed good at Johnsoning