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    Hmm intriguing.
    So the germans have surrendered, sissies...

    Even manually, the province isn't available for a supply convoy.
    The province in question has no harbour, I think, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karaiskandar View Post
    The province in question has no harbour, I think, no?
    Khan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexus View Post
    Khan.
    Khan: PARADOX!!!!
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    methinks Japan is GLORIOUSLY screwed
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    when something as annoying as that supply glitch occurs, i let myself rage and then go into the save games thing and edit in some supplies for the province. it happens surprisingly often.
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    Oh well, I'll just accept it.

    It was a distraction from Giggling Charmander anyway.

    Update coming soon - and it might even dip into NARRATIVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexus View Post
    Update coming soon - and it might even dip into NARRATIVE
    But can mere mortal words truly express the GLORY of Japan's inevitable shoeing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Pip View Post
    But can mere mortal words truly express the GLORY of Japan's inevitable shoeing?
    This is a question that can only be answered by the gods themselves, who are sitting behind the very gates of heaven.

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    49. OPERATION GIGGLING CHARMANDER


    Whiskey Hill
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    November 3rd, 1942


    Sergeant Chip 'Huckleberry' Finn stood on the top of Whiskey Hill, one of the new San Francisco defences, and enjoyed a fine Lucky Strike in peace. A few seconds after he took the first drag, he felt a hand on his shoulder. It was Tex 'Mad Dog' Stenson, his Corporal.

    "Howdy," said Tex, "Sorr' to bother you sah, but Private Carter saw something on that there horizon."

    "What's shakin'?" asked Chip, as Private Carter came up to him with a pair of binoculars.

    "Ah swear ah sawah ah Japaneese fleet aht on tha horizahn," said Private Jimmy 'Jimmy' Carter, who had just turned 18 a month ago.

    "What in the Sam Hill are you talkin' about, boy?" said Tex, incredulously, "The Japanese don't amount to a hill o' beans! You bet your ass they wouldn't send a fleet this close to the States!"

    "But sah, they did take Pearl Hahbah recently," said Carter. That had been a bolt from the blue.



    Chip raised the binoculars and looked through them. After a few seconds he yelled, "Trip! Tip!"

    Trip 'Crawdad' O'Reilley and Tip 'Yankee-Doodle' Dandy came running out of the squad's tent and took the binocular from Chip, taking an eyehole each.

    "Holy smokes!" yelled Trip.

    "Jumpin' jacknannies!" yelled Tip. "It's the Japs!"

    "Lawdy lawdy," said Private Carter.





    DESPITE LOSING A CARRIER our brave Japanese forces begin to land in SAN FRANCISCO, THE UNITED STATES CAPITAL! Before long, the US will be forced to surrender, with the majority of their forces committed against us or in Europe agains Ger...



    GAH

    CURSE YOU, HITLER!



    What's so funny?

    WHAT'S SO FUNNY??

    YOU'RE DEAD YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT

    AAAAAAAAGH



    GAAAGHJHH

    GODS

    CURSE YOU



    The war is lost.



    The IJN limps home.

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    What a GLORIOUSLY failed landing.
    At least you're still in control of Pearl...
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    Advance in another direction then!

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    Wow, the narrative was so stereotyping!

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    The IJN limps home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Madien View Post
    Wow, the narrative was so stereotyping!

    Consarn it, by gosh-darn.

    What's so funny about that screen?

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    WHy did you not just land in Oregon instead?
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    Never retreat! Never Surrender! Never Be FRENCH!

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