Hmm intriguing.
So the germans have surrendered, sissies...
The province in question has no harbour, I think, no?Even manually, the province isn't available for a supply convoy.
Hmm intriguing.
So the germans have surrendered, sissies...
The province in question has no harbour, I think, no?Even manually, the province isn't available for a supply convoy.
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Khan.Originally Posted by Karaiskandar
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Hitler - one pissed off mofo - TreizeV
Khan: PARADOX!!!!
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methinks Japan is GLORIOUSLY screwed
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when something as annoying as that supply glitch occurs, i let myself rage and then go into the save games thing and edit in some supplies for the province. it happens surprisingly often.
Whistle while you work, Hitler is a berk...
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Oh well, I'll just accept it.
It was a distraction from Giggling Charmander anyway.
Update coming soon - and it might even dip into NARRATIVE
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But can mere mortal words truly express the GLORY of Japan's inevitable shoeing?Update coming soon - and it might even dip into NARRATIVE
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This is a question that can only be answered by the gods themselves, who are sitting behind the very gates of heaven.
You mean the gods to which you declared war earlier?
In my cookie jar
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To place foot upon tyrany's neck,
to lead tyrants to knowledge of the right,
this is the most sacred of man's duties!
Bishop Danilo - The Mountain Wreath
49. OPERATION GIGGLING CHARMANDER
Whiskey Hill
San Francisco
Californ-i-a
November 3rd, 1942
Sergeant Chip 'Huckleberry' Finn stood on the top of Whiskey Hill, one of the new San Francisco defences, and enjoyed a fine Lucky Strike in peace. A few seconds after he took the first drag, he felt a hand on his shoulder. It was Tex 'Mad Dog' Stenson, his Corporal.
"Howdy," said Tex, "Sorr' to bother you sah, but Private Carter saw something on that there horizon."
"What's shakin'?" asked Chip, as Private Carter came up to him with a pair of binoculars.
"Ah swear ah sawah ah Japaneese fleet aht on tha horizahn," said Private Jimmy 'Jimmy' Carter, who had just turned 18 a month ago.
"What in the Sam Hill are you talkin' about, boy?" said Tex, incredulously, "The Japanese don't amount to a hill o' beans! You bet your ass they wouldn't send a fleet this close to the States!"
"But sah, they did take Pearl Hahbah recently," said Carter. That had been a bolt from the blue.
Chip raised the binoculars and looked through them. After a few seconds he yelled, "Trip! Tip!"
Trip 'Crawdad' O'Reilley and Tip 'Yankee-Doodle' Dandy came running out of the squad's tent and took the binocular from Chip, taking an eyehole each.
"Holy smokes!" yelled Trip.
"Jumpin' jacknannies!" yelled Tip. "It's the Japs!"
"Lawdy lawdy," said Private Carter.
DESPITE LOSING A CARRIER our brave Japanese forces begin to land in SAN FRANCISCO, THE UNITED STATES CAPITAL! Before long, the US will be forced to surrender, with the majority of their forces committed against us or in Europe agains Ger...
GAH
CURSE YOU, HITLER!
What's so funny?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY??
YOU'RE DEAD YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT
AAAAAAAAGH
GAAAGHJHH
GODS
CURSE YOU
The war is lost.
The IJN limps home.
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Hitler - one pissed off mofo - TreizeV
Nooo, the war is not lost you defeatist! Nihon will fight them at the beaches, etc.
The plot against Britain - a Kaiserreich mystery (on hold) - Character writer of the week (23-5-2010)
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What a GLORIOUSLY failed landing.
At least you're still in control of Pearl...
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go the other way!, diego garcia, s-africa, azores, Washington!
###Goldmattress###
You have lost The Game.
In Europa Universalis, Ulm vasalizes you
Advance in another direction then!
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Chiang risks it all - NatChi RISK AAR - Abandoned
Czechoslovakia AAR - Abandoned
*some fancy name* - a Mongolia Kaiserreich AAR. - Abandoned
But at what cost?
Oh, only human life. In that case, TO WAAAAAR
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Hitler - one pissed off mofo - TreizeV
Wow, the narrative was so stereotyping!
The IJN limps home.
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-Adlai Stevenson
The Presidents: The Vietnam War Edition
President of the United States in 1961: Henry M. Jackson (Democrat-Washington)
Consarn it, by gosh-darn.Wow, the narrative was so stereotyping!
What's so funny about that screen?
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Hitler - one pissed off mofo - TreizeV
Lost? There is no defeat.
ONLY TACTICAL RETREAT!
Across the entire pacific
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WHy did you not just land in Oregon instead?
I ain't dead. Just slow.
Never retreat! Never Surrender! Never Be FRENCH!
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