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Why not consolidate SE Asia first and then hit Pearl?
Oh, wait, that's too reasoned and thought-out.
GLORY TO NIHON!!
Oh, wait, that's too reasoned and thought-out.
GLORY TO NIHON!!
PEARL F**KING HARBOUR? ARE YOU NUTS?
No wait. You are. Then of course I salute you and scream:
FOR GLORY!!!
No wait. You are. Then of course I salute you and scream:
FOR GLORY!!!
PEARL F**KING HARBOUR? ARE YOU NUTS?
No wait. You are. Then of course I salute you and scream:
FOR GLORY!!!
Pearl Harbor is overrated.
I heard Australia is nice this time of year.
28. THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL 2: THE LONGEST DAY
Previously in IMPO- DIFFICULT VICTORY, Japan defeated the second greatest military power on Earth (the first being Japan) and now stands astride the globe. NOTHING CAN STOP JAPAN NOW!
NOT EVEN THE GODS!
Hagh! Curse you, Gods! You win again!
Hagh!
Yes! Glorious Japan prepares for WAAAAAAAR! SOON WE SHALL LIBERATE THE EARTH FROM LIVING AND USHER THEM INTO HADES, THE BETTER TO FORM A HUMAN FLESH LADDER AND ALLOW OUR ENTRY INTO HEAVEN!
... JAPANESE FACTORIES ARE ALSO MINIATURISED AND EASILY HIDDEN ON ISLANDS! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
Hagh!!
Hagh!!!
One million years later...
FINALLY
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Awesome AAR, and may the Empire rule the whole world soon enough!
ONWARDS TO BRUND... HAWAI!
ONWARDS TO BRUND... HAWAI!
I wonder how many divisions you are going to reserve for partisan warfare.
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In Mod 34, when you have industrialization events and such, IC is placed randomly in the provinces you own, so it's not strange to see Marcus or the Bikini islands with loads of IC as Japan.
29. THE HELL BEYOND HELL
And so it was, that the Chinese race fell, and China was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominions as Master of Chin.
And I thought it... good.
KIND OF LIKE OUR NEW AVERAGE INFANTRY! They're better than the average infantry, they're - wait, we've done this bit.
Yes, please do.
TORA again
The Chinese try to accustom to their new lives as vassals of invincible Japan. Living in a nightmare of oppression beyond all comprehension, of cruelty beyond infinity, of hopelessness darker than the heart of the blackest of black holes. THERE'S NO POINT, SLAVES! NO POINT TO ANYTHING! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
... I'm very unhappy.
Colonel Nishi-F12-Event Command (Nishi-Nofog's cousin) solves this problem. But at what cost to the German AI?
Will the game be fucked by Germany's uselessness? Will the USSR conquer Germany in a matter of months, leaving the free world 'victorious'?
WILL JAPAN CONQUER HEAVEN?
Find out!
Germany stopped in France? This weakness is untolerable! Crush them, glorious Emperor, seize their lands and bring freedom* to the opressed peoples of Europe!
* Slavery, hopelessness and torture in a nightmare beyond comprehension
* Slavery, hopelessness and torture in a nightmare beyond comprehension
Average Infantry...the greatest empire on earth is using average infantry. Doesn't sound right.
They are Average JAPANESE Infantry! Hence they are superior to Average heathen Infantry!
EXACTLY!
Besides, Average is a Japanese word which literally translates as IMMORTAL