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That was an awesome update. I don't even know how to speak French, and yet I actually understood the dialogue.

I have been lurking in this thread since the start, and have loved this AAR. Keep up the good work!:)

Neither do I, my friend.

Neither do I.

Thank you all! :D
 
Mayhap another update is on the horizon. Sunday or Monday, I'd say?
 
Awesome ! :)

But please not french. We kneel before you of course, but it´s difficult to read.

Since this is a Japan AAR, why not use the Japanese language more often?
 
MEN

Soon I shall take my DC-3 back over the channel to rendezvous with my home.

THEN UPDATES SHALL FLOW LIKE WINE

BANZAI
 
Wouldn't it be better if they flowed like the blood of the heathen Chinese? :D
 
26. IF A BILLION MUST DIE

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Gasp!

You think that's impressive, Germany?

"Why yes, we do. This is INVASION, Japan! This is VICTORY!"

Oh yeah?

THIS

IS

YAMASHITA

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Is he not a LION, TIGER AND PUMA COMBINED?

KNEEEEEEEEEEEL

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YEAAAAHH! You know it, motherfuckers!

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Mmm. Yes.

Of course.

Mmm.

(What do they mean?? Tojo? Ozawa? Any of you guys?)

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Luckily, we have excellent promition of officials to keep us happy.

BANZ- oh, you know the rest.

Still, the Emperor grows impatient! Admiral Ozawa came out of lightspeed to close to the system!

PREPARE THE MEN

FOR THE FINAL OPERATION OF THIS WAR

OPERATION DOUBLE DOWNFALL

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Oh, you'd think so.

(And you'd be right*)


*Spoilers

I tend to point out the obvious...like Japan conquering China and forcing everyone to start eating sushi.
 
The event you ask about references US statements by FDR, to the effect that:

The US will not look kindly on your settling the 'Asia for Asiatics' problem with the Netherland's colonies in the region by force. Only a peaceful settlement will please the sleeping giant. If you use force, the hundreds of American carriers will descend upon you...

TheExecuter
 
The event you ask about references US statements by FDR, to the effect that:

The US will not look kindly on your settling the 'Asia for Asiatics' problem with the Netherland's colonies in the region by force. Only a peaceful settlement will please the sleeping giant. If you use force, the hundreds of American carriers will descend upon you...

TheExecuter

Then we will bomb Pearl Harbour in the shade.
 
27. THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL; THE GODS WEEP

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Astounded by Operation Double Downfall, the Bolshevik Red Chinese Communists come prostrate to the Petal Throne and BEG for mercy.

MERCY? We know not the meaning of that word!

GLORY perhaps.

BUT MERCY?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Yeah. Go on.

Go on.

Do it.

DO IT.

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Stunned by the frankly illegal ferocity of our attack, Chiang is deposed by his top Generals, who sue for peace.

In answer, we shoot a puppy, hang a kitten and cancel Christmas!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Knowing China is doomed, we begin to improve our Marines. Soon, our Marines will be better than the average Marine!

FOR THEY SHALL BE AVERAGE MARINES!!!

...




...

Anyway. Astounded at our endless attacks, the Chinese junta inform us that our invasion is madness. Madness!

Madness?

THIS

IS

NIHON


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Sieg HEIL

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And then, in victory, we show our true civilised nature. Go, Sinkiang.

Be at peace.

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And now a quick look at our production.

I hear you ask, "But Hirohito! What would you need all those transports for?"

WHAT INDEED.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!