27. THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL; THE GODS WEEP
Astounded by Operation Double Downfall, the Bolshevik Red Chinese Communists come prostrate to the Petal Throne and BEG for mercy.
MERCY? We know not the meaning of that word!
GLORY perhaps.
BUT MERCY?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah. Go on.
Go on.
Do it.
DO IT.
Stunned by the frankly illegal ferocity of our attack, Chiang is deposed by his top Generals, who sue for peace.
In answer, we shoot a puppy, hang a kitten and cancel Christmas!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Knowing China is doomed, we begin to improve our Marines. Soon, our Marines will be better than the average Marine!
FOR THEY SHALL BE AVERAGE MARINES!!!
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Anyway. Astounded at our endless attacks, the Chinese junta inform us that our invasion is madness. Madness!
Madness?
THIS
IS
NIHON
Sieg HEIL
And then, in victory, we show our true civilised nature. Go, Sinkiang.
Be at peace.
And now a quick look at our production.
I hear you ask, "But Hirohito! What would you need all those transports for?"
WHAT INDEED.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!