Chapter 7: Whisky for my men, beer for my horses
Emperor Charles spent a year partying like it was 1399 in celebration of his new title. Unfortunately, apparently the denizens of the Empire thought that perhaps the Emperor was supposed to actually
do stuff, like smack around anyone that tried to take advantage of small German states.
The first state to run screaming to Emperor Charles for help was Austria, who was being bullied by the Palatinate. Poland gave all their marbles to Austria, and the Palatinate threw a fit and declared war. Austria was obviously completely outmatched.
3 months into the war, Bohemia took Franken from the Palatinate.
Before Provence's armies could do anything about Luxembourg or the Palatinate, Burgundy decided to declare war on Lorraine, the Emperor's first vassal.
Charles responded by freeing some serfs (Free Subjects +1). On September 29th, 1420, Austria beat down the Palatinate and forced them to accept the Union of the Austrian and Polish crowns. Charles prayed fervently that Austria would not inherit Poland. Unfortunately for the Palatinate, Provence was the war leader, and plenty of countries were still ready to grab a piece of the pie.
On December 9th, 1421, France yielded to the inevitable by forcing England to release Northumberland. On June 1st, Scotland stupidly decided to declare war on Northumberland - who was allied with France and guaranteed by England.
On November 6th, Burgundy surrendered Artois, Vlaanderen, and Antwerpen, after finding out the hard way that the Emperor could afford 10,000 more cavalry, and that infantry do not do well against a giant army of well-drilled cavalrymen.
Wars:
As usual, I forgot screenshots of battles, but it's not like we've never seen battles.
Essentially, I was able to wipe out Burgundy's southern armies, leave behind small siege armies, then go up and chase their main army around until it died. Once Burgundy was out of armies, it was a matter of waiting for sieges.
Explanations:
* I took the provinces from Burgundy because they are rich, don't border France, and have a COT. The not bordering France part is very important - as HRE, I can wander about the HRE at will, but France is unlikely to go around Burgundy to get to those three provinces (or so I hope).
* The Austro-Polish union obviously worries me.
* As we all know, the first war of Scotland vs. England means that England will win and start forming GB. Might as well resign myself to that.
* All cavalry armies have a disadvantage in that you can't assault, so the final phase of the war where you spread out and siege is pretty boring. However, the fact that they can destroy armies pretty easily more than makes up for that shortcoming.
* I completely missed the popup where Palatinate was annexed (first one country reduced it to an OPM), so I later was looking around for the Palatinate and couldn't find it. Is it bad when the Emperor misplaces a state in the Holy Roman Empire?
Situation on 11/6/1422
Trade: 5 in Lubeck, Antwerpen, Ile de France, Venice, Andalucia, Alexandria, Novrogod. 4 going on 5 in Vlaandern.
Provinces (6, 2 cores*): Provence*, Anjou*, Nevers, Vlaandern, Artois, Antwerpen
Vassals (4): Lorraine, Switzerland, Saxony, Genoa
Money: 386 ducats
Stability: 3
Prestige: +33
Armies:20K cavalry, 2K infantry