Russia - land of the Tzar. In the earlier part of the nineteenth century, it is a prosperous nation. Agriculture is key to this great nation, but yet the upper class rules violently. Russia has always been violent within the walls of Moscow and Saint Petersburg, and the country is perfect for revo-
NO!!! McClippit, how did you get to the nineteenth century?
I took the train.
And why do you have a hat with a logo on it non-existent for another hundred or so years?
You're some timetravelling paperclip, aren't you?
Well, you ruined my last AAR, so go away.
You ruined it yourself, and the named Cliperovski.
Whatever, you can help. I present to you all:
More Vodka, I Say!
Europe, 1836 or somewhere around there. Russia is surrounded by annoying people, annoying people the Tzar does not like. Because he's in an alcohol-induced coma, Cliperovski and I will be taking over for him. The first order of business is-
Okay, war. We have two options for war: both have no armies, no allies, and one of them is Georgia.
But Bob Barr is from Georgia, Morgan!
Not that Georgia, Clip. I mean the other Georgia.
Thanks for that bit of info, Clip. I think we should leave the decision to the viewer at home. If you would like us to attack Krakow, text 1, if you would like us to attack the non-American Georgia, text 2. Your votes will be recorded whenever I feel like it.
Also, remind me to never use OpenOffice to write all this code.
Maybe you should use Microsoft Office! The old version with me in it!