We don't need more soldier - A German AAR without producing land and air forces

[ozidnz]

Welcome to my first AAR.First I can play HoI2 only in weekends so I can update it only in weekends.
Diff: Norm\Norm
Arma 1.2
Rules: DO NOT PRODUCE ANY LAND AND AIR FORCES(except Garrisons and brigades)
No puppet(except Crotia and Slovakia)
Play historically
Mods:some changes(I can't remember)
Short term plan:survive from Barbarossa
Long term plan: conquer the world
Situation: I need armor and bombers badly

First Update :WAR!
Second Update : Fall Gelb!
Third Update : Operation Sealion!
Preparing Barbarossa Update 1: Operation Seapanther
Preparing Barbarossa Update 2:Balkan Campaign
Last Update before Barbarossa : Pre-Barbarossa
Barbarossa Update 1 : Operation Seasnake
Barbarossa Update 2 : Operation Dogfight + Operation Seasnake part: 2
Barbarossa Update 3 : What happaned in the world?
Barbarossa Update 4:Operation Pantersprung
Barbarossa Update 5:Status Report
Barbarossa Update 5,5:Army Report
Barbarossa Update 6:Operation Winterstorm( first time out of manpower)
Barbarossa Update 7:Winter and Mud
Last Update : THE END

1 January 1936
Cabinet Meeting
German guard:Heil Hitler!
Other German guard:Heil Hitler!
Rudolf Hess:Heil Hitler!
Constantin von Neurath:Heil Hitler!
Wilhelm Frick:Heil Hitler!
Ludwig Beck:Heil Hitler!
Erich Raeder:Heil Hitler!
Wilhelm Canaris:Heil Hitler!
Werner von Frisch:Heil Hitler!
Herrmann Göring:Heil Hitler!
...
Everybody looked at Werner von Blomberg
Werner von Blomberg :Why we say always Heil Hitler? It's silly.
Adolf Hitler: *facepalm* Soldier, call Hjalmar.
Werner von Blomberg: sorry my Führer please forgive me!
Adolf Hitler:Too late I don't need any Commie spy in my cabinet, soldier kill him!
Werner von Blomberg: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hjalmar Schacht came from not needed ministers department and opened the door.
Hjalmar Schacht:Heil Hitler!
Adolf Hitler: I think you know why you came here.
Hjalmar Schacht:Of course my Führer.
Adolf Hitler:Good, Gentlemen, I present you my genius plan:We won't produce any land and air forces, we have enough forces,more will bring chaos, TC overload and micromanagement problem.We need only a modern navy and some border guards.
Everybody confused.They think their Führer is mad but they can't say anything.
Adolf Hitler:This is our researchs

This is our economy

This is our Army

That's why we produce Garrisons.
That's enough, this meeting is finished.

[TheEnlighted1]

for pics just click on the yellow landscape button with mountains and paste the url there and then your images will be shown rather than have all of the url's being shown and separate, and good luck my friend. Bloomberg will get his revenge!

[ozidnz]

thanks but I did what you said,I don't have an idea to solve the problem can you help me?
edit: I've solved it.

[Fizzzay Money]

looks challenging

[Metroid17]

Good thing Blomberg is still a leader.

[ozidnz]

Good thing Blomberg is still a leader.

No I won't use him, he's dead. I have too many leader for my little Army.I don't need him.

[ozidnz]

Update 1 = WAR!
1 September 1939
Reichstag Building
It was a sunny morning.In his room Hitler was planning a conquest agaisnt France but suddenly his German Guard opened the door.
German Guard:"We're at war against allies France and Great Britain.Herr Hess sended this letters."
Hitler took the letters
Hitler:"You forgot something."
German guard:"No my Führer, that's all."
Hitler:"I don't think so."
German:"Eee...NOOOOO!Heil Hitler!Heil Hitler!Heil Hitler!"
Hitler:"It's too late for you."
German Guard:"Please remember me always as your loyal Guard BANG!!!"
Hitler began to read the letters
WAR!


Fall Weiß is always easy but stopping enemy bombers with 3 interceptors not



Hochseeflotte fought well


Enemy bombardment

Hitler called Hermann Göring to his room
Göring:"Heil Hitler!"
Hitler:"Göring, why can't you stop enemy planes?You have 1300 planes for that."
Göring:"It's not enough."
Hitler:"What?You discuss my decisions? Soldier, do it."
Göring:"Wait, if you kill me I say everyone that you're gay."
Hitler:*scared*"Can you really do that?"
Göring:"Of course I can my Führ...wait I want to call you as Adolfi,okay?
Hitler:"O-Of c-c-course Herr Göring."
Göring went away and Hitler read the last letter
Fall Wesserung



Done!

and we captured a massive fearless ship

My Führer, we're ready for the strike

In next update the real challenge will begin.
Edit:I play without SMEP.

[Deus Eversor]

at last some no to quantity fight!

[Inner Circle]

Some advice for your navy:

1.making a Fleet combined with BB´s and CV´s does not make sense. Your Carrier are the only units which are fighting while the rest of your ships are Cannon Fodder. It would be a lot easier if you would make a Fleet with BB´s and CVL´s

2. Carriers are useless for Germany because their naval doctrine path sucks and there is only one tech which improve carriers a bit... stick with BB´s BC´s CA´s and give them CVL´s, this kind of fleet can kill every enemy carrier very easy...

but good Luck!

btw: will you replace lost land and air units? And how is your strategy for Barbarossa?

[ozidnz]

Some advice for your navy:

1.making a Fleet combined with BB´s and CV´s does not make sense. Your Carrier are the only units which are fighting while the rest of your ships are Cannon Fodder. It would be a lot easier if you would make a Fleet with BB´s and CVL´s

1.Thanks for the advice

2. Carriers are useless for Germany because their naval doctrine path sucks and there is only one tech which improve carriers a bit... stick with BB´s BC´s CA´s and give them CVL´s, this kind of fleet can kill every enemy carrier very easy...

2.I changed my doctrine,I don't need to research many techs (for example CAS or medium tanks) so slow researching isn't problem for me.

but good Luck!

Thanks. I'll need that.

btw: will you replace lost land and air units?

no I won't replace them,I hope don't need this.

And how is your strategy for Barbarossa?

I have no clear idea now but I will take control of my allies.

A question for readers:Should I focus only on gameplay or keep writing about Hitler?

[LordSlowpoke]

You sir are insane. And not the good way. I would understand this in the '41 scenario, but you are just breaking it. If you manage to succeed, try doing this in '36.

[ozidnz]

You sir are insane. And not the good way. I would understand this in the '41 scenario, but you are just breaking it. If you manage to succeed, try doing this in '36.

May I can't understand you but it's '36 scenario.

[LordSlowpoke]

May I can't understand you but it's '36 scenario.

I thought you started in the '39 scenario. I should read the AAR info before making comments

[Mico94]

you captured an almighty lvl. 1 destroyer

[Inner Circle]

you captured an almighty lvl. 1 destroyer

I´ve managed one time to sink a carrier with a lvl.1 destroyer so watch out!

[Hatuke]

This is Madness! In the good way

[ozidnz]

you captured an almighty lvl. 1 destroyer

This will change the fate of the war.

This is Madness! In the good way

Madness? This is DAS DRITTE REICH!

[ozidnz]

UPDATE 2: Fall Gelb
"Blitzkrieg doesn't need armored spearheads or air support, it needs surprise attacks and finishing movements before enemy react ." Erich von Manstein

Fall Gelb

D-day


Grrrrr!

Our panzers are rolling in the city of the light


Brest Pocket

Done!

Ironic

I smell neutrons and isotops

Vorwärts,vorwärts

Mighty Norwegien fleet was sunk by Hochseeflotte.

Japanese Empire is doomed


Hitler went to Paris and congratulated all of his generals.When he came back he found a post on his table.
To merciless Hitler
If you think you killed me with a bullet you wrong, my soul is always alive and if you see me in your dream which will be a nightmare, don't suprise.If your army will begin to lose battles, don't suprise, I and my master will help their enemies at night that's all
Your ex- Hitler can't read the last word,the door was opened.Rudofl Hess came to his room
Hess:Heil Hitler!My führer please come to the battle-room we must ask you something.
Hitler:You could do this yourself but I need a sleep now.
But Hitler couldn't sleep that night.
So what now?

Should I take Britain first(I can't stop enemy bombardment) or attack SU (more challenging)?I'm waiting your votes.
Edit: Sadly I lost one INF division during the campaign.

[HC.AFC]

Britain

[Hatuke]

Heil Fuhrer! Heil Ozidnz!

I suggest taking out the Tommies before going for Stalin for two reasons.

-First, Garissons can't move and they take awhile to redeploy, making Blizt tactics almost impossible if the AI is smart enough. Plus, it will eventually be a trench war.

-Second, There is a large chance that the Soviets will push you back. If you manage to secure the British Isles, you will be able to continue the war, or at least postpone it until you get some sorts of peace deal with USSR.