Those Portuguese Crovans better behave like real Crovans and not like southern civilised Crovans!
Don't worry. We're quite barbaric over here
I loved the 'Well shit'.
Those Portuguese Crovans better behave like real Crovans and not like southern civilised Crovans!
Such piercing insight! Hough definitely has them down to a tee, those Irish Crovans. Not at all like the 'real' Crovans!Hough said:And as for the Irish Crovans. Well, they are all worthless, backstabbing, squabbling monsters. We certainly can’t consider them.
Oh stop it. You can’t have a mute and illiterate Assistant Laureate. How could she pass on her poetry?
A Crovan Queen! Well, we all know what THOSE are like.
Suddenly, the national average IQ decreases even more...
Oh balls, I was really rooting for Hough..
I don't care about those Crovans! I like Bill!
Those Portuguese Crovans better behave like real Crovans and not like southern civilised Crovans!
Don't worry. We're quite barbaric over here
I loved the 'Well shit'.
Such piercing insight! Hough definitely has them down to a tee, those Irish Crovans. Not at all like the 'real' Crovans!
He didn't succeed in putting his son on the throne (well, not yet, at least), but neither Hough nor his son died, so that counts as pretty successful in Crovan politics.
Mother Shipton as Assistant Poet Laureate... I guess you can't really argue with Waldemar's train of thought. And, assuming she knows what she's talking about, it seems the Crovan Empire has almost 200 years to go (till 1881) before its combined incompetence, violence and inbreeding brings the world crashing down. Not sure if that's reassuring or terrifying...
Bah. Portugal.
Next thing you'll know you'll lose the Euro Cup to Greece.
Just caught up -- good to see that the crovan dynamics are as wierd as ever --- can't see the objection to doing this to a poet though? ... and, belatedly, the video was brilliant.
So, Hough’s latest scheme to place his own progeny on the throne is foiled at the last moment…by a hungry bear! Well, it turns out Caitilin did get the throne! And all the eligible bachelors are chomping at the bit! Which one will win out? Find out on the next exciting episode of The Adventures of the Crovan Clan 2: The World Is Way Too Much!
Seeing his impressive cameo in the last update, I have to ask: is that bear a bachelor?
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Not only is the new Empress eye-searingly ugly (that's a return to form, I believe...), we also got a bear mauling. In an outhouse. This truly is an update that just keeps on giving.
And the number one threat to Crovania is: Bears! Great stuff to see all the old jokes come back every once in a while.
My heretic kin.
Can we get a royal family tree, showing the great lines of Crovans, and also how much inbred they happen to be?
And do we have another black boy as heir?
The Royal Outhouses surely carry not only the excrements but also the entire history of the Imperial Crovans!
...
Oh, wait, is that a tautology?
great to see the bear taking on such an important role
Ah, I see, at the end only Bill will remain to marry the Empress! :nods: