53 is quite a good amount of stabbings. I must give her credit for that. :rofl:
Yes, quick work given the short amount of time she had available. But then, Dagmar's always had a can-do attitude.
By the way, what is that picture originally of?
53 is quite a good amount of stabbings. I must give her credit for that. :rofl:
We don't pay you money, we don't barter goods or services for your writing, so it's really hard to see how we have anything to complain about. At least, that's how I see things.
Nice update, good to have them back.
Hahahahaha... the irony indeed...
Glad to have them Crovans back...
Lord Torrson hanged for regicide?
Ah...erk.
That's what I call backfired!
I must admit that I was a little apprehensive when I saw a new update after the hiatus. I worried: "Does Alfred Packer still have it after these months?"
Of course, when I was laughing so hard that I couldn't even breathe, I knew my worries were groundless. Even the repeated "Hello Peder"s were funny, when combined with that gormless CK portrait.
The Empress Anastasia's 'suicide' was the icing on the cake, Peder's execution
the cherry on the icing. That just leaves Bard - and in a battle between the cynical, subtle machinations of Dagmar and the utmost idiocy of Bard... I suddenly feel some concern for Dagmar's longevity. Well, I would, if she weren't such a nasty person.
Oh yeah, nice poetic justice to see Peder get a taste of his own medicine, even if the defenestration in question wasn't fatal.
I wish more people had the courage to commit suicide, with 57 stab wounds to the face, neck and back, because a man was hurled at their man to death.
Damn you for beating me to updating again!
*Shakes fist of rage*
But it's good to be reading this again!
53 is quite a good amount of stabbings. I must give her credit for that. :rofl:
Yes, quick work given the short amount of time she had available. But then, Dagmar's always had a can-do attitude.
By the way, what is that picture originally of?
What the... it's alive? It's alive! I'd almost given up hope, but only almost. Great to see the forum's finest moving yet again.
Regarding the update, what can one say. Sucks to be Torsson.
And thus the people rejoiced!
Check out my Swiss PicturAAR sometime ^^
Just finished reading through all this, and the CK AAR as well, and I just wanted to say what a fantastic and side-splittingly funny story you have put together! Truly the Crovans are as crazy a bunch of homicidal maniacs as have ever graced the world in which they live, and which we can be thankful never prospered in our own world's history. Though I suppose they would have made history a lot more colourful. Just a shame the colour would inevitably be red, and then later black after the blood had dried.
It has Harrison Ford in it, it's bound to be good...
Oh, and the headset of Dagmar is still funny...
Is a lovely Dagmar-esque take on a well-known classic.“Watch it Einer. That ‘Hokey Religion’ you mock is more powerful than you imagine.
The blood of Olaf may flow in my veins, but cross me again and the blood of Einer will flow on the floor.”
Aww... Dagmar never really got her chance to shine, Shine, SHINE! I feel vindicated that the idiot brother Bard (nice picture, by the way) did overcome poor Dagmar, but I also feel kinda sad that Dag's no longer with us.
As far as the parody of Star Wars goes... The jury's still out whether it's truly inspired or just beyond belief. I was entertained, regardless.
So, is it Bard for President (of the Sino Trade Company), or will Erik get to try his hand at this Crovan ruling business?
PS: I hope you can sort out your EU-to-Vicky conversion. It's only been a few years, I don't feel ready yet to let go of the Crovans...
It has Harrison Ford in it, it's bound to be good...
Oh, and the headset of Dagmar is still funny...
Oh, I don't know, much as it pains me to say it, Harrison has been in a few turkeys... 'Six Days, Seven Nights', anyone?
Anyway, clearly this was a movie masterpiece. It has the "Bah-Chicka-Wah-Wah" guitar stuff in it, after all (Who remembers the plot of 'Shaft'? And who remembers 'Theme From Shaft'? Point made)!
I liked the cowing of Alf and the following:
Is a lovely Dagmar-esque take on a well-known classic.
Only two responses so far?!? Blasphemy!
Heh.
Poor Dagmar, didn't get her well-earned world domination for long.
"Erik, I'm your mother, don't you know that this is truuueee...."
Erik accidentally Dagmar with a light-sabre?
But space-carbonite?
Wiping Dooty or extolling Crovania's glory in verse. Hard to say which is more unpleasant.