GAIASABRE11'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL UPDATE
AAR Les Flammes des Tenebres short drama
Drama I featuring hosts: Mustafa & Ahmet (Alain) Kemal
Mustafa: Welcome everyone. This is a short drama featuring the characters of Les Flammes des Tenebres. I’m Mustafa, and the one beside me is Alain. Alain? Alain what are you doing?
Alain: Can’t you see I’m busy, Mustafa? (Alain appears to be marking something)
Mustafa: What… what? What are you busy about?
Alain: Well, I’m marking gaiasabre11’s final exam paper since I’m the Teaching Assistant assigned to mark it. Last time I did not hand his midterm exam paper back in over a month, and guess what happened? He killed me off in his AAR!
Mustafa: Well, it looks like that you deserved it. You shouldn’t have delayed for that long. And anyways you’re dead already in his AAR, so he can’t kill you off again.
Alain: You never know, Mustafa. Maybe he will say that I wasn’t hanged and the one who died was only someone that looks like me. Then he will kill me off again!
Mustafa: Guess you have a point. But it was also gaiasabre11 that assigned you to host this short drama with me. If you don’t start hosting he’ll probably kill you off again.
Alain: What?! How come I didn’t know that! (Alain then swears in the background) Alright, Mustafa. Let’s do this. But wait. What are we suppose to say?
Mustafa: Well, let’s see… Errrrggghhhh… It seems that gaiasabre11 didn’t provide some sort of script for us over here…
Alain: What? Then what are we suppose to do? Just sit around and make everyone think we’re some kind of dope? (Alain then swears in the background again)
Mustafa: Wait… wait! Here is a note that says “from gaiasabre11”.
Alain: Really? Come on and read it!
Mustafa: Sure, sure. Let’s see… What? It says, “Think of something yourself.” What does Gaia mean by that?
Alain: ARRRGGGHHHH!! We look like complete idiots here!!!
Mustafa: Wait… wait. Don’t panic. I have a plan. Why don’t we just go over the things that happen since the beginning of Les Flammes des Tenebres?
Alain: Sure thing. But we only appeared in Chapter III, it’s like that we know what happened in the other chapters…
Mustafa: Errrr….. (Looks around) Hey! Isn’t that Major Rommel? He can do the hosting for us!
Alain: Oh, yeah! Major Rommel, please come over here and present something. Hey! Major Rommel how come you have so many girls around you?!
(Rommel is surrounded by Amatia, Rico, Sonia, and Aria some distance away from Mustafa and Alain. They each have a chocolate sundae in their hand.)
Rommel: The girls wanted to have some strawberry sundae, but that was sold out. So I gave them some of my chocolate sundae. That’s why they are by my side.
Alain: Can I have some… no, no, no. Major Rommel, can you please come over here and do this @#$%^& hosting?
Rommel: Sorry, too busy. I still have to finish my chocolate sundae. (Takes another mouthful of chocolate sundae)
(Alain and Mustafa swears incoherently: *beeping*, *beeping*, *beeping*)
Aria: Strawberry sundae is better…… (takes a small bite of chocolate sundae)
A good old Strawberry Sundae
(Rommel frowns at Aria)
Rommel: Chocolate sundae is better. (serious)
(Aria frowns at Rommel)
Aria: Strawberry sundae is better. (serious)
(The air between Rommel and Aria seems to stiffen beyond imagination)
Rico: Come on. Both taste good. You two stop that! (Rico tries her best to calm both Rommel and Aria down)
Amatia: What? Aria! Chocolate sundae tastes better!
Sonia: (gestures strawberry sundae is better)
Rico: You two cut that out too… (realizes the hopelessness of the situation)
Alain: Hey, hey, hey! What about this drama we are doing? Don’t you all care a bit about it? (mad)
Mustafa: What? We don’t have any ducks here!
(Suddenly a barrage of brownies hit both Mustafa and Alain. Both cry out in pain. John Browning then appears with what seems to be a brownies machine gun)
Browning: Hey folks! Look what I’ve got here! This babe shoots an incredible three hundred pieces of brownies in a minute! (Browning proceeds to shoot more brownies from his machine gun)
Some delicious brownies
Alain: *beeping* Stop shooting the *beeping* out of us!
Mustafa: Yeah! It *beeping* hurts! Wait a sec. These brownies taste awesome! Who baked these?
(A familiar figure then appears before everyone.)
Mercier: I baked them. Do you like them?
(Everyone except Mercier and Browning gasps)
Mercier: Well, it seems like that everyone likes them so much that they can't even make a word out. Monsieur Browning, please continue to fire.
Browning: Yes, sir! (presses the trigger down again)
Alain: Hey! Why are you only *beeping* firing on Mustafa and me!
Browning: Well, you two seems to like the brownies the most, so I think of giving the two of you some extras.
Alain: I *beeping* hate brownies! Owwww!! Are you aiming at my *beeping* ‘precious’? Mustafa stop eating those brownies! We’re making a run for it!
Mustafa: (munching on a brownie) Baat Whaat bouutt dah hoostang?
Alain: Who cares about the hosting! They are *beeping* shooting us like hell!
(Alain then drags away Mustafa. The two disappear from the scene)
Mercier: I thought they like brownies. Why did they run away?
Rommel: Perhaps they want to get some chocolate sundae of their own.
Aria: Strawberry sundae. (serious)
(All the remaining people left. An extremely handsome (and sexy ) man then appears.)
gaiasabre11: Hmmm, seems like everyone is gone. I hope Mustafa and Alain did a great job hosting this first drama. I actually left another note for them that contains a good script I wrote in case they just really can't think of anything to say. I wonder if they asked Rommel for it or not. Whatever, it is Christmas now. Merry Christmas to you all who are reading!