You Godwin SON
And you lose some.
A Family Saga
Marshal, bring up the up the map.
As you can see, this slavic place is rebelling. Should they break away, I think I'll try to annex them. Should they not...
Well I'll still annex them eventually.
I've come to the decision that I need Dukes. However to get Dukes, I need to become a King.
Therefore, I plan to conquer as much of the surrounding area as possible.
With that sort of support base, me or my ancestors might have a chance against the Normans.
First we will attack...
Not now Courier, I'm busy.
First we'll attack the county of Memel, a war to rob them of their territory. My armies easily surpass anything he can raise against me.
It will be swift and bl...
wait...wait a MINUTE!
Courier, show that slide again please!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A MIRCLE! THANK YOU LORD!
Celebrate! All of the realm celebrate!
Thank you, thank you thank you God!
Er, where'd that hat come from?
Harold: Well doctor?!
Doctor: After carefully inzpecting zee child, I have come to zee concluzzion dat zee child iz indeed, a Zackzon.
Harold: Hell YEAH! Hell. YEAH.HELL YEAH! HEEEELLLL YEAAAH!!! FLIPPING HELLLLLLL YEAH!!
Doctor: ...
Marshal: He's going to need a little time..
Harold: HELL M*$#% F#^ING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH! HELLL YEAH!! HELL YEAH!!
Marshal: ...
Doctor: ...
Harold: HELLLL YEAAAH!!!!! HEEEEEECK YES! HELLLL YEAH!
Marshal: Sire, you about done?
Harold: Yeah just about hold on, HELL YEAH! HELLLLLL YEAH!
Marshal: ...
Harold: Okay I'm done. Marshal, prepare the army! Let's go smack some Slavs around, it's my son's birthday. (I need to do something real fast though)
Marshal: Sire, where were you? We nearly marched without you!
Harold: Sorry, had to do something with the wife real fast. Just incase.
Marshal: Uh yes..sir.
Harold: CHARGE!
Arrows buzzing through the air, bodies clashing all around me, the noise of shattering bone and splintering steal penetrating my very being.
All these are nothing more then shrill shadows, for I fought on without pause. Nothing could stop me, nothing could harm me.
I have an heir.
And his name is Harold.
Hell yeah.
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Harold did it! He has a saxon heir! Finally, at the tender age of 52 he has made his golden heir! What will he do now? Fight more slavics? Or..not kill off his wives maybe?
er..hey! you are not supposed to be here..!
Harold: HELLL YEAH!
And you lose some.
A Family Saga
Marshal, bring up the up the map.
As you can see, this slavic place is rebelling. Should they break away, I think I'll try to annex them. Should they not...
Well I'll still annex them eventually.
I've come to the decision that I need Dukes. However to get Dukes, I need to become a King.
Therefore, I plan to conquer as much of the surrounding area as possible.
With that sort of support base, me or my ancestors might have a chance against the Normans.
First we will attack...
Not now Courier, I'm busy.
First we'll attack the county of Memel, a war to rob them of their territory. My armies easily surpass anything he can raise against me.
It will be swift and bl...
wait...wait a MINUTE!
Courier, show that slide again please!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A MIRCLE! THANK YOU LORD!
Celebrate! All of the realm celebrate!
Thank you, thank you thank you God!
Er, where'd that hat come from?
Harold: Well doctor?!
Doctor: After carefully inzpecting zee child, I have come to zee concluzzion dat zee child iz indeed, a Zackzon.
Harold: Hell YEAH! Hell. YEAH.HELL YEAH! HEEEELLLL YEAAAH!!! FLIPPING HELLLLLLL YEAH!!
Doctor: ...
Marshal: He's going to need a little time..
Harold: HELL M*$#% F#^ING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH! HELLL YEAH!! HELL YEAH!!
Marshal: ...
Doctor: ...
Harold: HELLLL YEAAAH!!!!! HEEEEEECK YES! HELLLL YEAH!
Marshal: Sire, you about done?
Harold: Yeah just about hold on, HELL YEAH! HELLLLLL YEAH!
Marshal: ...
Harold: Okay I'm done. Marshal, prepare the army! Let's go smack some Slavs around, it's my son's birthday. (I need to do something real fast though)
Marshal: Sire, where were you? We nearly marched without you!
Harold: Sorry, had to do something with the wife real fast. Just incase.
Marshal: Uh yes..sir.
Harold: CHARGE!
Arrows buzzing through the air, bodies clashing all around me, the noise of shattering bone and splintering steal penetrating my very being.
All these are nothing more then shrill shadows, for I fought on without pause. Nothing could stop me, nothing could harm me.
I have an heir.
And his name is Harold.
Hell yeah.
Harold did it! He has a saxon heir! Finally, at the tender age of 52 he has made his golden heir! What will he do now? Fight more slavics? Or..not kill off his wives maybe?
er..hey! you are not supposed to be here..!
Harold: HELLL YEAH!
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