So – all set up for resumed hostilities against the Timurids. Troops in place, bring to full morale, may as well forge claims on the provinces I plan to seize.
Or not, as 3 out of 3 spies fail. Fortunately only one managed enough to even get discovered.
Anhalt converts and I release it as a vassal. Now, to war!
First blood goes to the Church, as our cavalry wades into scattered Timurid forces in Persia. Meanwhile, the colonial army boards its ships and sets out for Taiwan.
More map spread – it transpires that Taiwan is not the Timurids' only overseas colony. They've also settled the Andamans – and built them up to a full city. In the name of Allah, why?
And on the subject of “why?”, Portugal is settling Kamchatka.
And we get a map of western Australia, which no-one appears to be contesting. Forth, colonists! Australia shall be mine!
Back to the war. Our armies continue to be victorious against the infidel. Burgundy is doing well in the north. And not to be left out, the Indian Ocean fleets finds and captures a Timurid ship off Taiwan.
And on that note, a “Land Traditions Scorned” event. The game must think that capturing Timurid transports is significant.
Despite all this, the war continues to go reasonably smoothly. The Timurids have started building up sizeable armies – and 15,000 Delhi-ites have come to their aid and refuse to make peace – but nothing I can't handle. Burgundy is advancing in the south as well, incidentally overrunning several of the provinces I wanted. Thanks, I think.
Urgh! The noble Innocentius goes the way of his predecessors, falling amid a ring of slain enemies (about 14,000 enemies to be exact – the guy was
serious). It was glorious – but also a stability hit. And the less said about Pius V the better. I hand him a banner, point him at the front lines, and hope the infidels can repeat.
A few more victorious battles and the Timurids' allies start to drop out. Their armies are down under 100,000.
Brave little minors department – Genoa has apparently invaded and captured the Andaman Islands.
More in hope than expectation, I send a peace offer for Hormuz, Kerman and the Andamans (to Genoa - they deserve something for the effort). The Timurids accept the 76% offer at 36% warscore, and it's time to bring the troops home and start work on forts and missionaries.
The blue country, BTW, is Khorasan
A couple of years of nothing much – colony in Wadjuk, conversion in Laristan, Bithynia joins the HRE – and then, suddenly, I have a flash of insight.
Do you remember Aragon releasing Morea as a vassal? No? Well I'd almost forgotten it myself. But I check, and sure enough there's Morea, allied to Aragon only – and they're even Orthodox, so Deus Vult applies.
First, however, I need a fleet to win command of the Mediterranean from Aragon's 27 galleys.
The new Shipyard in Rome (thanks to the Indian Trade Company event) proves extremely useful. And how can you not love Wargalleons named
Seraphim &
Cherubim?
Naval 23 brings Chebecks to boost my construction. And it also brings Timor and Bone within colonial range.
The merchants are impressed with our efforts and make a donation to the cause. Burgundy once again guarantees our independence. The armies return from the East and gather in Italy.
And then, with my last batch of ships mere days from completion, Aragon re-annexes Morea. My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
Portugal DOWs Manchu again. The Timurids are at war with Vijayanagar. I am miffed.
Just to put the cap on it, the missionaries in Kerman and Hormuz both fail.
There is only one thing to do – lay waste the infidel. My armies are shipped right back across the Mediterranean and gather on the Timurid border.
I don't even have a CB, so I send in the spies again. God has not deserted me after all – two successes out of three and only one discovered.
And even as the war begins, it is announced that Persian is the latest accepted culture of the Papal States.
The war opens with a bang, as 25,000 Papal cavalry engage 26,000 Timurids in Ajam and kill half of them for the loss of 4,000 of their own. The Timurids are swiftly routed from the area between the Persian Gulf and the Caspian. But in the east, a Delhi force, 14,000 strong, has driven off the defenders of Kerman, with heavy losses.
Regrouping is necessary. Legnago eventually catches the Delhi-ites in Dash-i-Lut and leaves 15,000 of them dead on the field. Pius V, an unexpectedly competent general, drives the Timurids from Kerman and Hormuz. But, this time, Burgundy appears not to have showed, and a second wave of Timurids is now closing in on my rear.
The bad guys just keep on coming – Legnago has to go all the way back to Basra to drive off a Chagatai siege force. Pius V is met by more than 35,000 Timurids in Baluchistan and forced to fall back. I'm running out of units to plug the gaps.
Fortunately, Burgundy chooses this moment to turn up. 15,000 men land in Makran, aiding Pius to beat off the follow-up attack. The Timurid allies start to ask for separate peaces, requests I'm only to happy to grant.
The war goes on. Pius advances once more – and once more meets the 35,000 Timurids (and friends). Legnago defeats 28,000. Burgundy has pushed through the Caucasus and Genoa and Venice are overrunning provinces in Russia.
The Timurids, however, are uninterested in peace, or at least not peace on my terms. And no amount of slaughter seems sufficient to reduce their forces more than slowly. The tipping point may have arrived when Austria and allies DOW the Timurids in turn – and then comes an almighty crash.
Literally. Things start to go wrong when I alt-tab out to make notes and alt-tab back to find a black screen. I make one too many attempts to get the game running again and end up with the computer locked up so hard that even the three-finger salute brings no response and I have to resort to powering down.
Naturally, I hadn't saved my notes.
As I waited for the computer to boot back up, I found myself wondering if this would justify going back to the start of the session and, say,
not missing that chance with Morea.
Then the computer boots and and the first thing I see is the OpenOffice Document Recovery screen. So having lost no more than six weeks (most importantly, Austria's DOW), on we go.
There is more slaughter to come on the Timurid front. There are revolts in Laristan. Slaves uprise in Mauritius. Papal armies fail to storm Samarkand. Austria DOWs on cue..
And the Timurids agree to cede Mosul and Sharizor (to Burgundy), Luristan, Ajam and Mazandaran (to me).
Slider time, and Free trade once more.
I case you haven't had enough weirdness in this update, Portugal forces Manchu to release the Oirat Horde. Austria has colonised Diego Garcia, France is colonising New Zealand, and Champa (who already owns Makassar), inherits Gondwana.
Pius V, having served mightily in battle against the infidel, goes to his reward (in the special coffin, with spikes on the inside). Pius VI is a notable improvement, especially his Diplomacy 8.
Kerman and Hormuz convert. We hire a good general, Hadrianus Casanova.
England and Portugal DOW Sweden and Denmark. The Austria-Timurid war seems to be going well for the good guys, though the Timurids still have more troops and the world's top three generals.
I hit Trade 25 and decide to take a break.
The East Indies, 1680, showing the Papal colonies, plus assorted others
That's Burgundy and Austria on Java, Ming on Bali and Borneo, Korea and Manchu(!) on Sumatra,
Orissa(!!) in Malacca and Sarawak, Champa(!!!) in Makassar, Japan on Sulu and Scotland(!?) on Ternate.