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PS. Just saw your video. Cudos for that! Is it you sining? You sound so cute . I don't care about that chorus anymore.

It is me singing, although I messed with my voice to make it higher/faster. I did say that in the comment box :p

I'll ratify you, if you tell what a "panzer three" is.

The third model of Panzer?
 
Hi!

I´ll present you the Song BLITZKRIEG (original by Deathstars)

In your tank, hearts shake
Frenchs scream, lines break
Axis turn, grounds crack
Allies burn, burn black

And it’s all there inside of you
It’s deadly, dark, cold!
Can you feel the explosion?
Now lean back and enjoy the fight!

Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg
BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg
BOOM!

DeGaulle fails, Manstein shines
Long guns, no vines
Tanks speak, walls fall
Victory seek, seek it all

And it’s all there inside of you
It’s deadly, dark, fast!
Can you feel the explosion?
Now lean back and enjoy the fight!

Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Fucking Blitzkrieg
BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
Fucking Blitzkrieg
BOOM!

This will be the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on
As we trigger one last shot

Enemies bleed, tears ride
Tanks feed, Allies hide
Britain sigh, France weep
Everyone cries, crying deep

And it’s all there inside of you
It’s deadly, dark, fast!
Can you feel the explosion?
Now lean back and enjoy the fight!

Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
******* Blitzkrieg
BOOM!
Blitzkrieg!
Blitzkrieg!
******* Blitzkrieg
BOOM!

**** the Allies with a Tank and a broken blade!

This will be the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on
As we trigger one last gun
This will be the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on
As we trigger one last gun
This will be the end
Still your need is driven on, driven on
As we trigger one last gun​
 
First, thanks to inner Cirlcle for making this contribution, getting me abck here doing my duty :). Cudos for making one so long after the last post.

Second, I've finally got the EUIII filial up and runnig. Here it is

Arg, I wrote comments to all contributions, and when I had merely one left, the thing disapprered. Not too fun to re-write them all now, but I can give you the judgement I did. I'll re-write them at another point. Please remind me to do so.

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by LordCowles
Ratified

Account's Rising
by Kräutertea
Ratified.

Stuck In The Middle With Poles
by El Pip
Ratified

BLITZKRIEG
by Inner Circle
Rejected



Seems I missed out that BritishImperial did in fact provice a link. As I didn't do any review that was lost I might as well do one now. Concider yourself lucky BI.

Kolsch in the Jar
by BritishImperial

Well, another of those Guitar Hero songs I absolutly despite, and in difference to what Sokraates accompilshed I wasn't very convinced not to bother that. Nevertheless I'll try to be objective.
Some parts of the lyrics were fun, others were out of place or distastefull. I think it evens out in the end there. You neverhteless have a clear content, a easy to follow lyric, and not much from the original that I thought was slightly non fitting. The "Unintelligible French rambling" line wasn't very good though. You could as well have added nonsence French there, or dialected English, fitting the tune. There's somethign else I don't liek, which i can't really put my finger on. It might be that I'm still not liking the tune. IN any case, it's a close call, even not concidering the Guitar Hero thing, but I'll ratify you. But it wouldn't have worked in the next part of the competition.
 
well thanks man, nice honest review, thought it was very fair except i wouldnt call it distasteful. i also acknowledge that its pretty poor, but thanks for the ratification.
 
Blitz Kriegin'

(Original: " Star Trekkin' " by The Firm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)

Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Wehrmacht northern battlegroup under general Bock.
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Boldly going forward 'cause these ain't no Frenchie tanks!

General Fedor von Bock, report.

There's Commies on the left and right left and right, left and right;
there's Commies on the left and right, left and right, Führer.

Analysis, Herr Himmler.

It's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, not as they know it;
it's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, Führer.

There's Commies on the left and right left and right, left and right;
there's Commies on the left and right, left and right, Führer.

Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Wehrmacht northern battlegroup under general Bock.
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Boldly going forward 'cause they still aren't Frenchie tanks!

Medical update, Dr. Mengele.

It's better than that, it's master race, master race, master race;
it's better than that, it's master race, master race, Führer.

It's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, not as they know it;
it's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, Führer.

There's Commies on the left and right left and right, left and right;
there's Commies on the left and right, left and right, Führer.

Reichs Führer Adolf T. Hitler:

Ah! We come to annex, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come to annex, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's better than that, it's master race, master race, master race;
it's better than that, it's master race, master race, Führer.

It's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, not as they know it;
it's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, Führer.

There's Commies on the left and right left and right, left and right;
there's Commies on the left and right, scrape em off, Führer.

Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Wehrmacht northern battlegroup under general Bock.
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Boldly going forward 'cause they still aren't Frenchie tanks!

Tech tree, Herr Guderian:

Yu kan not change the doktrine trees, doktrine trees, doktrine trees;
yu kan not change the doktrine trees, doktrine trees, Führer.

Ah! We come to annex, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come to annex, shoot to kill, Porsche gimme tanks!

It's better than that, it's master race, master race, master race;
it's better than that, it's master race, master race, Führer.

It's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, not as they know it;
it's war, herr Hitler, but not as they know it, not as they know it, Führer.

There's Commies on the left and right left and right, left and right;
there's Commies on the left and right, left and right, Führer.

Yu kan not change the treaties, Ach, see yu, Führer!

It's worse than that, it's Untergang, Mein Führer.

Bunker to tech team, volkssturm factor 9.

Ach, if we drive use dem any more we'll run out of oil!
Red Alert Red Alert
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Wehrmacht northern battlegroup under general Bock.
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Boldly going forward 'cause these ain't no Frenchie tanks!

Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Wehrmacht northern battlegroup under general Bock.
Blitz Kriegin' across the Russian lands,
Boldly going forward 'cause they still ain't no Frenchie tanks!
 
Thanks for this little thread necromancy. :D This tread should definitely be brought back to life (or unlife).

Oh, and I liked the song, too. :)