The minister of staff gives to Stalin 10 paper's, all of them with options to research some technologies, Stalin choosed this one:
A soldier running with some paper's, come's to the kremlin, were comrade Stalin is reposing, and he open's the doors has fast has he can:
Soldier: Great comrade, we have extremely bad new's.
Soldier: 2 Tactical Bomber's are heading to Moscow
Stalin: -.-" and, just send the CAS and interceptores to destroy those planes.
Soldier: There's no time, in 1 hour they will be here.
Stalin: "#4"%&"#"# And what's the big deal?!?!?!??! Perhaps they're gona bomb Moscow just prepare the AA gun's.
Soldier: -.-" Are you stupid?
Stalin: What did you say?
Soldier: Are you stupid
Stalin: Ha that's what i thought.
Soldier: Stupid they're gona nuke us!!!
Stalin: Stupid what didn't you told me that before?!?!?!?!?
Soldier: Stupid I was trying.
Stalin: Stupid Shoot him down!
Stalin: Prepare my car, we're gona to our nuclear bunker.
Soldier 2: Yes comrade
Stalin: Cancel all productions, just continue the Nuclear site, we need that, but the rest cancel, we need to low the dissent when it comes.
One hour later, Stalin was in he's bunker, 20000 Russian died in this attack, Stalin sayed:
Originally Posted by Comrade Stalin