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Kazmir

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*This AAR is done in the memory of Maldives which are soon to be left under Indian ocean due to global warming. :( RIP Maldives.*​



Greetings, my name is Hasan III and I am the sultan of Maledives. Does anyone here know where the Maldives are?
What? No, we are not the island south of Italy, that's Malta!
Excuse me? Caribbean? Allow me to laugh, or perhaps I should sigh. Ok ok, here's a map of Maldives for you who don't know where they are.

Maldivemap1.jpg


Yes it's map of India... no we are not in the middle of India. I'm sorry it's the best map I could found where you can also see us. Ok lets try again.

maldivemap2.jpg


That's better...
So where was I? Oh yes, my name is Hasan III and I am the sultan of Maldives. This isn't a story of great heroes and glorious war campaigns, it's something more, it's a... well you better find out yourself.



Aah! Better. Welcome to my home the Maldives.
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We have 1 ship and 1000 men army. That's about 2/3 of our entire population...
Our main resource is fish. You don't get rich with it but it's best we got until they invent tourism.
Oh I think it's flooding in our capital in that picture, lets hope it's not too bad to stop us on our way for world conquest, you hear it? WORLD CONQUEST! Yes the Maldives shall be put on the map once and for all!

But first - no empire runs without a proper court, lets see if I can hire some of the wisest of my loyal subjects as advisors.

EU3_78.jpg


Well ehm ok. No we do have plenty of talented and smart people in our nation, we really do! They must be in the army, I mean after all, only the women aren't recruited.

Ok as no advisors won't ruin us lets move on. We gain a prosperous amount of 2.2 ducats every year from taxes, when the expenses are minused from that we are left with a... 0.9 ducats per year! In 900 years I am going to be a wealthy man!

EU3_79.jpg


For a world conquest as an island nation you need ships, so we start building them. Hey this isn't that hard, I might even succeed in this!

EU3_81.jpg


Aha! Our first victim! This'll be fun! *Maniac laughter.*

EU3_82.jpg


Hmm something tells me it isn't going as planned...


Where was I again? Oh yes, my name is Hasan III and I'm a fisherman in the state of Vijayanagar. Nice to meet you!
 
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This remembers me Duke of Wellington's AAR of Bhutan, that got pretty much the same ending :p , better luck for the next one
 
t0m said:
i can tell why its called a micro AAR, because Vijayanagar (I spelt it right!!!!) will annex you in a few days.

Actually they already did, wasn't fast enough to take a screenshot of it. Thus, Hasan became an ordinary fisherman.
 
Short and sweet. :) Thanks for posting it.
 
The joke's on them... in just 600 years, right after Maldives has been colonized by hundreds of Vijayangarians, global warming will kick in and they can all sink into the sea. :)

Than again, the Maldivians will sink with them, so I guess it's not that funny. :(