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Someone should tell the Finnish pagans of Kajanaborg that there are neither a borg in Kajaani nor permanent Finnish population in Kainuu for another half a millennium.* :rofl:

Nice aar though. :D

*(no intentions to discuss this any further)
 
A bastard for the army - makes sense :)
 
Man this is a cool AAR. What are your goals after uniting Finland? Will you go for Russia? Scandinavia? The Baltics?
 
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We liberate the last province and annex that pagan tribe.

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I send my wife's lover to govern them.

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Oh come on, he's just one year old.

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Go back to your homes and convert!

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Christmas in September!

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Who it might be?

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I could have guessed.

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Yeah, this is a great moment to have another child.

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I love playing Solomon.

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I send my second oldest son to Bohemia.
 
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Is that man sick or something? I DON'T WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND.

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My wife died.

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I married the richest woman I could find but I still got very little gold.

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Fortunately I didn't build it.

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I shouldn't have invited pagans to tourney.

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F***ING PERVERT! STOP HARASSING ME!

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I don't give a damn. Oh, I already gave.
 
I love the line of "50% chance: =(" in the tourney screenshot :D

Brilliant AAR, even though you do not stay true to the Pagan ways of the old, it is amusing nevertheless. Good luck!
 
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I can't actually afford this but I've got to do what pope says.

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This bishop looks so ugly I doubt he'll have chances with my wife.

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Why are you asking my opinion?

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Let him have a fair trial. I'm sure nothing bad happens to hi-

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...

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This is my new steward. His not as qualified as the last one but he'll do.

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My oldest son becomes a man. Isn't he handsome?

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One of father's duties...

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The best I could find. A lustful AND intelligent schoolgirl.
 
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Nothing new under the sun.

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Maybe he envies my sex life?

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Welcome to the family!

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I have prestige and piety to spare anyway.

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One of the small joys of an old man.

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Yep, it's the same guy again. He just inherited the chiefdom of Karelia.

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Some Greek weirdo decides not to be rebellious.

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Son, you've got a lot to learn.

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Time for self-study!

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Damn refugees...
 
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I always need good marshals.

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My first grandson. Alas his a Norman.

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Ha! I didn't gather half a thousand piety for nothing!

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I have so many bastard children that they start fighting with each other.

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Ho ho ho!

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Yay, I got piety and fancy traits.

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Yeah, whatever...

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My psychiatrist thinks my relationship with that chief is interesting.

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Even the love letters from the chief of Karelia can't cheer me now.
 
It's going well.