Tories on Warpath Following 'Bungling' of Scots War by Labour Government
A Sunne Exclusive, from our correspondent in the White Tower
Confidence in His Majesty's Labour Government is at an all time low, following the outcome of the recent war with Scotland. News of England's Pitiful Capitulation to the Barbarians of the North was greeted with Jeers and Booing in the House of Common Lords this evening.
Several of our most venerable Lords, including the Leader of the Tory Opposition Lord John "Fitzy" Fitzgerald, stormed from the chamber as their Estates in Meath were handed over Lock, Stock and Barrel to the hairy Scots. Yet the most vociferous of the Tory and Liberal opposition barrackers focused on the ongoing absence from London of the Prime Minister, whose whereabouts still remain unknown.
Sources within the Tory party suggest that a Tory-Lib pact in 1424 may well be on the cards, with the express aim of removing the Ineffectual and Lack-lustre Labour government from Power. Something which this reporter, a proud wearer of the Standard of England and supporter of continuation of the War against France, thinks would be NO BAD THING.
For full report of the near riot in Parliament, see page two, (opposite page three, of you can tear your eyes away...)