AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Was heard, ringing in the halls of the Uzbekian Castle-tent-governmental-dining-execution-prison-sleepingchambers of the Khan and his 101 wife's. His guard ran in to his chambers to see him trembling in fear.
Th..they are coming! Assemble my army!
He had said...He had dreamt that a million Golden Horde horsemen had crossed the boarder and swept across the Uzbek land, enslaving his people for their purpose to live on for eternity. They had struggled with the Uzbeks and terrorised them for decades! But now! Allah had warned him!
THe Uzbekian horde, a rather pathetic horde aside the much larger Golden Horde one. And also much weaker aside the Timurid one! That was a pure empire...And the only thing between these two...nations was Khiva and Uzbek. But the Khan thought...to show some "Ballsas" He went down south.
He surveyed the Khivan borde from the provinces of Bouzatchi. It seemed It was a rather dead and dry land. Three small villages was seen and not much else. The gate to these villages was not even worthy to be called a door to a pig pen and the boarder guards celebrated when The Uzbek horde was close to their lands. The Khan thought tho take the country fast. He split up his tiny yet very large army to invaded...the pun Khiva from three diffrent provinces
The famous "stance of Baraq!"
And the "trembling" nation of Khiva
But the only thing that made resistance towards Uzbek was some uncivilized maradaurs that made the people of Khiva celebrate even more. They danced and the Uzbekians shaked their heads. Even the Khivan leader Ibliss was happy to subdue the two provinces of his wester and central realm. He was a old man and just wanted to tend to his invisible garde. Senile old madman!
They danced for days...while the Golden Horde wanted Baraq to help them. Some scouts told Baraq not to mess...
And for now he agreed but he swore he would go for them sooner or later...Just they wait!
And so It was, that the Chivering Khan Baraq joined the Horde that he dreamt would forever harass his people...conquer half the world and have odd fast food wars aswell with other odd nations. What awaits from here on the future could only tell!
- Proffesorrier of history at the Uzbekian instute, Salam Alam Lam Khan XXXVI
//Thanks to DoW for borrowing the success of his Golden Horde as the nightmare Khan Baraq had and inspiration.