Eadbert “The Unhinged” Thurcytelsson Crovan
King of Norway and of Serbia, called “The Mover”
Reflections on the final years, 1376
Ecgwynn, the daughter I murdered my wife, shattered my reputation, and threw away all of my deeply cherished values for, has died.
And Duke Hug is being pulled back into the realm.
My dear brother Alfred, in spite of his status as “next of kin,” has lately taken to plotting against me, even though I keep giving him lands and titles.
You know, it’s not like I’m the first person to ever kill his spouse in the hopes to get an heir.
Something shall be done about his treachery.
Geoffrey The Spymaster has killed Alfred’s Spymaster and taken his place.
Geoffrey is a master of disguise.
Alfred won’t even see this coming.
I am starting to wonder whose side Geoffrey the Spymaster is on. His schemes have consumed over 1,100 pounds of gold and not once has he even come close to killing Alfred. Sure, a couple of attendants and a cat have fallen prey to his plans, but Alfred has eluded my grasp.
I finally had to call off the whole plan when Geoffrey was exposed and had to flee for his life.
Alfred, it would seem, has hired a new spymaster.
Cuthbert would argue that Alfred’s spymaster is very effective.
Or at least, he might, if we could ever find his head.
Not to be outdone, I have hired a Professional Hit-Man to kill that Spymaster.
Okay, well now I know, you need to be specific when you hire contract help. I’ll miss Geoffrey.
This time I have sent him out to kill
Alfred’s Spymaster.
Damn! That Spymaster Eadburh is a dynamo! Alas, the Hit-Man was captured and totally confessed my role.
I mean, yeah, we’ve been trying to kill each other all year, but this is the first real hands on proof Alfred’s gotten of my plans.
I wonder, has our little game taken on a new dimension?
I guess it has. Alfred, in is speech about the rebellion, stressed how I’ve tried to kill him like 10 times, totally unprovoked, and I’ve murdered a member of his court, while in retaliation, he’s only killed one member of my court – and that was just to try and warn me off.
You know, when he puts it that way, I kind of feel like the bad-guy in all of this.
I mean, I’m still going to crush his rebellion, but I probably won’t enjoy it as much.
Okay, it is official: Eadbert and Geoffrey are no Bonnie and Clyde, not just because Geoffrey is dead and Bonnie is a woman, but because they are grossly incompetent at crime. How will the Civil War end? Will Eadbert manage to spawn an heir? Find out on the next exciting episode of