1219
And Audun’s killing spree got off to a smashing start claiming 1 Bastard Child, 1 (possibly – Audun wasn’t very clear) parent of a Bastard Child, 2 Spymasters, 2 Dukes of Iceland and a second diocese bishop (clicked through by accident), bringing his personal killing total to 9! Gunnar has found a whole new way to bring shame upon the Crovan name! Will he kill more? Find out in the next grisly episode of The Adventures of the Crovan Clan
Gunnar Hakonsson Crovan
King of Norway
Reflections on the middle years, 1219
I am approaching Spymaster and certified homicidal maniac Audun with a rather audacious and sensitive plot. You see, Maria still doesn’t know about that booty call a few years back and, well certain troublesome pieces of evidence have emerged so…
The best part is that, even if someone realizes Audun did the killings, they will just assume it is because he is an insane mass-murderer and won’t even think to suspect me!
And Ale is sent to live with some local nobles. The kid cries too much and I am concerned that his last mission may have given Audun some mistaken ideas on how best to make me happy.
Inge Stencil-Kitten met with an Audun-induced accident in the hopes that his son will prove more willing to make peace and go live in the wilds of Inge’s old non-Norwegian lands.
Damn Samund is just like his father. Well, time to turn loose the Spymaster.
In case you were curious, this seemingly innocent victim is Samund’s Spymaster, charged originally with protecting the life of his diminutive master, he is now charged with learning to swim at the bottom of a 300 foot well.
Samund was just thrown out a window. Defenestration is always in style.
Ha ha Svein! You should be stressed! Audun has already murdered two diocese bishops!
Nice try Iceland, but no one dies around here unless Audun is doing the killing.
Bengt, having risen to the throne of Iceland solely through my machinations and faced with a peace offer that would only cost him Varmland (since I really need that back) and the title to Iceland (since he doesn’t own that anyway) and grant him an awful lot of gold to help protect his other provinces, wherever the hell they might be, should probably accept this offer.
King of Norway
Reflections on the middle years, 1219
I am approaching Spymaster and certified homicidal maniac Audun with a rather audacious and sensitive plot. You see, Maria still doesn’t know about that booty call a few years back and, well certain troublesome pieces of evidence have emerged so…
The best part is that, even if someone realizes Audun did the killings, they will just assume it is because he is an insane mass-murderer and won’t even think to suspect me!
And Ale is sent to live with some local nobles. The kid cries too much and I am concerned that his last mission may have given Audun some mistaken ideas on how best to make me happy.
Inge Stencil-Kitten met with an Audun-induced accident in the hopes that his son will prove more willing to make peace and go live in the wilds of Inge’s old non-Norwegian lands.
Damn Samund is just like his father. Well, time to turn loose the Spymaster.
In case you were curious, this seemingly innocent victim is Samund’s Spymaster, charged originally with protecting the life of his diminutive master, he is now charged with learning to swim at the bottom of a 300 foot well.
Samund was just thrown out a window. Defenestration is always in style.
Ha ha Svein! You should be stressed! Audun has already murdered two diocese bishops!
Nice try Iceland, but no one dies around here unless Audun is doing the killing.
Bengt, having risen to the throne of Iceland solely through my machinations and faced with a peace offer that would only cost him Varmland (since I really need that back) and the title to Iceland (since he doesn’t own that anyway) and grant him an awful lot of gold to help protect his other provinces, wherever the hell they might be, should probably accept this offer.
And Audun’s killing spree got off to a smashing start claiming 1 Bastard Child, 1 (possibly – Audun wasn’t very clear) parent of a Bastard Child, 2 Spymasters, 2 Dukes of Iceland and a second diocese bishop (clicked through by accident), bringing his personal killing total to 9! Gunnar has found a whole new way to bring shame upon the Crovan name! Will he kill more? Find out in the next grisly episode of The Adventures of the Crovan Clan
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