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    When Finland goes bald: An adventAAR with good times, free vodka and a dictator



    No words necessary, more to follow in the future.



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    Prelude:
    Part I:

    "How in the name of earth did that drooling zombie get to the year 1936?"
    Part II:
    "and HOW ON EARTH DID HE MANAGE TO STAGE A COUP????"

    Kekkonen pimp my Finland:
    Strip I:

    "Funding problems"
    Strip II:
    "Operation Snow Angels"
    Strip III:
    "One hell of a hangover / WHERE'S MY VODKA?"
    Last edited by Jacko the Panda; 04-02-2008 at 21:26.
    Finland goes bald.
    No more times of trouble nor strife for Finland, for Kekkonen is here again...
    or is to be here again... erm... was to being here again... anyways.

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    "How in the name of earth did that drooling zombie get to the year 1936?"



    One beautiful winter day, Kekkonen is wining and dining his great friend Nikita Hrutov.



    Oh no, don't you even think you got rid of Kekkonen so easily!
    Finland goes bald.
    No more times of trouble nor strife for Finland, for Kekkonen is here again...
    or is to be here again... erm... was to being here again... anyways.

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    "and HOW ON EARTH DID HE MANAGE TO STAGE A COUP????"


    The 1st of January 1936, Eduskuntatalo, Finland
    The government, unaware of what's going to happen in about 2 minutes and 17 seconds,
    has gathered to hear a law suggestion on making the Finnish uniforms pink,
    instead of grey.





    Needless to say, Kekkonen became the sole ruler of Finland,
    but the first thing he did was that he got himself something
    for the awful headache: Vodka.
    Finland goes bald.
    No more times of trouble nor strife for Finland, for Kekkonen is here again...
    or is to be here again... erm... was to being here again... anyways.

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    Thanks for all the comments!

    Let's hope Kekkonen has all the luck in the world in his plans, because he ain't gonna take no bullshit.
    Finland goes bald.
    No more times of trouble nor strife for Finland, for Kekkonen is here again...
    or is to be here again... erm... was to being here again... anyways.

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    just one thing... you might want to shrink the font sizes in your signature, I don't think they're allowed that big. but awesome update!
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    Better now?
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    I liked the "Unnaturally bald" line and the man in balaclava stealing the camera. The rest was.... unusual to say the least.
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    Meh meh, all these scandals are giving me free pr
    Finland goes bald.
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