Nathan Madien said:Or the Chinese can just make poisonious toys and bombard them all over the world.
Who told you about plan B?
Nathan Madien said:Or the Chinese can just make poisonious toys and bombard them all over the world.
El Pip said:Sokraates - Spies. They're everywhere you know, loose lips... *something something*. Possibly "loose lips are better than fat hips" but I'm not really sure.
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The American HQ naming convention is most off putting to their allies, it's hard to discuss military plans when your giggling. Even worse imagine going to SHEMALE to talk about 'Armoured Thursts' and 'Deep Operations'.....
Frankly it's enough to put anyone off their tea, which is practically a hanging offence in the British Army let me tell you.
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El Pip said:No not the Dutch labour party, that would be far worse,
Leave Mongols alone. Let's see how much land do they grab untill USA division finaly wonders into the conflict.El Pip said:A most unexpected war.
Well we're once again at peace, now as our forces are all over the place it's probably best we wait awhile and try and consolidate our posi....
The Foreign Office was so shocked at this development they forgot to take a proper screenshot.
So we're at war with Mongolia. And Tannu Tuva obviously, though that can be hard to overlook for those not paying attention. Or even the troops on the ground if we're honest. Anyway it appears the US has decided to cleanse the world of the last of the Comintern, but hasn't got troops anywhere nearby. You'd almost suspect they want someone else to do their dirty work....
Putting such dark thoughts to one side we launch Operation Doing-the-Yanks-Dirty-Work-For-Them-The-Lazy-Buggers. Obviously we'd prefer a more pithy title but we can't find a way to shorten it. Now obviously the first stage of this campaign is to suppress the mighty Mongolian/Tuvan arms-industrial complex
This looks like a job for the Royal Canadian Air Force!
Now you may mock, I know we do, but you can't deny the Canadians did a thorough job
I believe this is referred to as a comprehensive mullering. We even bombed the machines they use to work out how badly they've been bombed.
With that done we consult the Map of Importance;
Not alot to see is there?
Wait a minute! It appears Tannu Tuva isn't important at all! It makes you wonder why we bothered getting the RCAF to utterly flatten their industry. Still at least our boys can feel better about ignoring them, they are officially not even worth ignoring.
But wait, news from our valiant Allies!
Ah the French.With some militia. Still at least they're here, unlike some lazy Allies I could mention...
Hmmm military policemen armed with tanks, what kind of crime do these gentlemen investigate? Still it highlights the true heroes of this campaign - The Logistic Corps. Our supply lines strech from Mongolia to Venice, that is either an act of epic work or really, really stupid planning on someone's part. Possibly both.
As we wait for the somebody to finally get somewhere in the theatre (and for some effort from the Americans to fight the war they started) we turn our attention back to the Caribbean, were we have unfinished business with the Dominicans...
What is this unfinished business? Will this endless war ever end? War! What is it good for? Apart from protecting yourself from fascists aggression, liberating slaves and that sort of stuff obviously? Can Britain withstand a two fronted war without resorting to cheap gamey events? Some of these questions you will have to answer for yourself, the rest will be revealed in the next exciting update!