This is SpAARta!

[Le Ran]

All right, here it is.

This is SpAARta!
A Greek tragedy
Featuring a bunch of bodybuilded protofascists in the very plausible role of the defenders of democracy

Disclaimer #1: This AAR is absolutely not guaranteed to be finished, or to be updated regularly, or to be updated at all.
Disclaimer #2: It will contain a number of jokes about 300 : the movie.
Disclaimer #3: I haven't read 300 : the comic.
Disclaimer #4: If you can't live with disclaimers 1 to 3 I'm not keeping you. If you stay, you hereby agree that the humor included in this AAR is of utmost quality and relevance and lose every right hereafter to complain about it.
Disclaimer #5: If you're still reading after disclaimers 1 to 4, I really don't know what can repel you. Oh yes. "300" jokes will.
Disclaimer #6: The readers of my previous AAR already know the first two chapters but will not get a refund anyway. Yes, I'm tough ALSO with my faithful readers. What did you expect? A politically correct AAR for the faint of heart? This is a SPARTA AAR, damn'it! Not a sissy "Fachoman VS the World - a Germany pwns all AAR"! There is true hardcore ahead!

Contents
Prologue
Prologue: reloaded
The attitude
Home of the brave
The Spanish Civil War
Sparta rules the waves!
Guitars of War
Spartanus universalis
Land of the Free
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 1)
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 2)
The Good, The Bad and the Spartan
Peace of the braves
Sparta B. Goode
Desperate Spartans
Y'aaar! We be Athenians!
Ogin i Voda
Operation Spear into China
Special edition
Dawn of the Red
Epilogue

[GeneralHannibal]

Love it already

[Rodrico Stak]

This ought to be good, judging from your last AAR... but I haven't seen 300 (I just don't feel the need to, since it always annoys me when movies that take place around historical events don't get the history exactly right... and I can tell just by the commercials that it certianly doesn't meet my standards of historical accuracy)... Good luck!

[Le Ran]

An AAR with few pictures and few words.
But the quality will be low nevertheless.
The quality of the words I mean.
The pictures will be high quality special effects designed with MS Paint™

Prologue

Starring today: Georgios II, King if Greece

January 1st, 1936
Somewhere in Greece

[Le Ran]

Prologue: reloaded

This is the map of Greece.
A Spartan drew it.




This is the Greek cabinet.

A joly old bunch of weirdos if you ask me.

[Brettmo]

This most definately sounds promising. I wonder what's on the agenda. Creating Magna Graeca? Slaughtering thousands of persians with your one undermanned division? Or just vain attempts at survival? I guess only time (and hopefully Le Ran) wil tell.

[Admiral Yamamot]

ROFL

LOVE IT!

But you should make the Persians a bit stronger.
A clash between old enemies is much more fun when the other side is stronger.

[Mettermrck]

Loved the movie, enjoying the AAR so far.

[General_Grant]

Horray! Le Ran is back with his announced AAR... a piece of sun in this rainy day

This look promising. I'll follow it, of course.

[Matt13333]

This is awesome, keep it up! Subscribed!

[Masked Pickle]

Oh, God. He's enough crazy to make 300 Greek soldiers fight against a million Red Army's soldiers...

I will follow it definitely. Bonne chance!

[Inner Circle]

This is awesome, keep it up! Subscribed!

^^

2nd

[germanpeon]

You know, you should give every division, plane, or ship 100 experience to start. Its only accurate!

[Snake IV]

Hope it'll work out for those who are too lazy to watch the movie too.

[rcduggan]

any aar by Le Ran is sure to be great

[Duke of Wellington]

Looks good even if we've seen all this stuff so far.

[Le Ran]

Wow, so much love in so few time!

You embarass me!

Oh well. To thank you for your support and to give something new to my faithful readers, I'll post an update right away.

That's so much that you won't have tomorrow anyway

[Le Ran]

The attitude

[Duke of Wellington]

I notice a recurring theme is this PR man's outlook on things.

[Hardraade]

I love this, keep it up.