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First, a HUGE thank you goes out to AlexanderPrimus, who wrote that hilarious interim! He originally wrote a previous interim about Antemios far back, and hatched the idea for this one way way back then. If you like his writing, I'd recommend you check out Chronicles of the Golden Cross, his first AAR about the Kingdom of Jerusalem (on hiatus now), or for more recent work Athellan, A Tale of Kings which follows Saxon England after a hypothetical victory over William the Bastard at Hastings in 1066.


Enewald - And more you shall have, just below!

Tommy4ever - Antemios has definitely got himself in a pickle. And AP is peerless when it comes to getting the accents just right for his characters to make them believable and hilarious at the same time.

RGB - A Greek Prince who's first inclination at the Band of Brothers around him is to start drinking. Who could blame him in that company of heroes?

Sergei Meranov - All thanks need to go to AlexamderPrimus... this one was entirely his baby. All the accolades need to his feet!

Nehekara - Considering he's studying Saxon England and it had enormous Norse influences, I'd hope he'd have it accurate... at least, far more accurate than I could ever match...

Clydwich - He isn't... he's simply throwing out an impossible demand simply so he has a casus belli...

Frrf - I would highly recommend it. If ANY of you have not read any of AP's previous AARs, I would recommend them highly. Check out the links above!

armorstian - It was a Lollible? Terriblol? Disastrolol?

Panjer - Rather capable. In order to survive, he almost had to evolve...then again, he'd survived Konstantinopolis decently enough, that gave him a leg-up training wise for court politics one could say...

Vesimir - Perhaps this is Sweden's definitive "I'm a part of Europe too, dammit!" statement to get the author's attention? lol

Zzzzz... - He's outlived one of his brothers already, and the other is in exile as well... just in the opposite direction (and with more soldiers, more money, and more opulence to play in)...

asd21593 - It's almost demotivational poster quality bad...

Leviathan07 - Well, you'll have to petition Mr. AlexanderPrimus for another Antemios update! (Yup, just shoved the buck down the line! :) )

AlexanderPrimus - No worries, it was WELL worth the wait!



Won't say anything more, except UPDATE TIME.

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“The Komnenoi and cockroaches share two things in common—we are indestructible, and we spread our filth everywhere. May God have mercy on this Earth.” – attributed to Andronikos Komnenos


December 14th, 1271

“…stabilized nicely…”

“Andronikos Komnenos folded his hands and smiled—both at his wife, and at the words coming out of her mouth. Cecilia’s dedication to her office as logothetes ton genikou had been inspirational—she attended every meeting of the Inner Council, as well as advisors on the imperial treasury, as well as tended to all her duties within the Imperial Household, despite her ponderously pregnant belly that seemed to grow by the day. When she was carrying Demetrios, Andronikos had tried to get his wife to stay quiet, to no avail. Now, on child number three, he knew better and simply let her do as she wished.

“…lowered the inflation of the hypersolidus, which hopefully will mean the merchants in Pola, Venice, and Genoa will lower their prices on everything from wine and food to furs and velvet.” She smirked, looking as beautiful as ever. “I can clearly see by those of you gathered around that the latter is your primary concern!”

A gentle ripple of laughter went around the room, as a few of the plumper Council members poked fun at themselves—the loudest being Andronikos’ cousin, the Prince of Samos, who was likely drunk already or well on his way. That was the sole reason Prince Arkadios Komnenos had been named to the now largely ceremonial position of Megoskyriomachos. Its duties had been subsumed by other offices—and publicly ‘stripping’ Angelos of it had done wonders for the Emperor’s popularity with the nobility—even as Ioannis held the same authority through other auspices. As Andronikos watched, Arkadios nearly tumbled out of chair, spilling wine on his shirt.

In fact, only one person in the entire room didn’t laugh—Idris ibn Khalid, the Imperial logothetes ton mousalmanoi. In the five years since Andronikos created the office within the Council and selected him—son of a prominent Muslim merchant family with many connections throughout the Empire—he’d never seen Idris laugh during a Council meeting. Even the pious and pompous representatives of the Patriarchs occasionally chuckled—but not Idris. Not ever.

“So in short, thanks to your advice,” Andronikos gently patted his wife’s great belly, “the treasury is now growing by…” he quickly did the math in his head, “6,500 solidii per month?”

“Close,” Cecilia smiled, “65,000 solidii. Your Majesty forgot to carry a ten. The decision to require all payments of scutage to the imperial government to be in silver coin has paid off handsomely, as you can see.”

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Andronikos smiled as another slight chuckle went around the room.

“Good for all of us that the Emperor’s wife counts better than he does,” he added. “So, Ioannis?” he looked up at the Archeoikos and second-most-powerful man in the empire, “what news on our frontiers?”

“Would Your Majesty like to begin with the East, or the West?”

“The West,” Andronikos said quietly, nibbling on figs from the lone plate on the table. It truthfully concerned him more—his webs in the East would be spinning. He’d find out how they were doing later, as well as find out why the servants were late with the plates of food normally at council meetings.

“First, Majesty, it appears King Magnus of Sweden is claiming he is an Emperor,” Ioannis said, nodding to a nearby servant. The man produced a parchment, tassels of blue and gold hanging from its wax seal, and offered it to the emperor. “He even sent an ambassador, urging Your Majesty to recognize him with the Roman title of Basilieus.”

“What?” Andronikos choked. The Emperor coughed until the offending piece was out of his mouth. “He what? Why? How?”

“He claims,” Ioannis said sardonically, “that as he rules as King of the Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians, and that as the Baltic is his lake as much as the Mediterranean is ours, that he should be granted the dignity by your,” Ioannis referenced the paper in his hand quickly, “Illubrious Majesty?”

“Illubrious?” Cecilia raised an eyebrow.

“I can’t read that damn scrawl the Varangians call writing,” Ioannis cursed. “He also says that he has petitioned the Pope in Trier to recognize his claim to the title, as it was held by his most magnificent ancestor, Knud of the Danes.”

Andronikos gently pushed the proffered parchment away with a polite, but paper-thin smile. The servant bowed, and took the parchment away. Even though the King of the North had the courtesy to ask for permission to use such a prestigious title (unlike the Capetians, who simply took it, unrecognized), Andronikos wouldn’t, couldn’t, grant such an honor. Basilieus belonged to the Romans, and no others.

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Just in time, the belated servants arrived with the trays of food normally present at every meeting.

“Any news on what happened with the French?” the emperor changed the subject as a bevy of servants laid plates of food and other light snacks on the table. He snagged a grape. “How much have the Capetians grown?”

“Well,” the Archeoikos laughed subtly—a noise he did both when he was furious and when he was absolutely giddy—“our sources in Paris have been asked to compose a lament over some battle at Le Patano Comnine…”

“What’s that?” the new Megoskyriomachos hiccupped.

“The place where Hugues Capet was defeated fighting against an army of ten hundred thousand barbarous Scots,” Ioannis winked, “if my minstrel source is believed.”

“Ha!” Andronikos snorted, before looking at Ioannis—Angelos was still smirking, but he was nodding his head. “You’re serious,” Andronikos smiled slightly, before pointing at his friend. “I thought you were japing about for a second. So, the Scots beat the French? How?”

“Well,” Ioannis’ smile turned as wicked as a schoolchild telling a secret, “my agents tell me that Hugues returned to Paris angrier than a bleeding bull, screaming and complaining of some kind of Komnenid trickery…”

“Komnenid trickery?” Andronikos openly laughed, “He’s seeing shadows! My reach is far, but I do not reach to Scotland for my tricks!” Andronikios looked around incredulously. “It’s almost insulting! To think that we would stoop to using half-barbarians to do the work of good Roman steel?” Laughter echoed around the room as the gathered strategoi bobbed their heads in agreement.

“Oh, he has good reason to complain,” Angelos’ smile grew even wider.

“Really?” Andronikos leaned forward, now immensely curious. “How did you pull that off? Influencing a battle in Scotland?”

“Oh, I didn’t,” Angelos said quickly, “though Antemios Komnenos did.”

Antemios Komnenos?” Andronikos raised an eyebrow. “Um… there are Komnenoi in Scotland? How the hell…?”

“Last I heard they were in France, but that was 30 years ago,” Syrenios muttered, eyes turning to saucers just like all the others who were old enough to remember the events of over thirty years before.

“They are in Scotland,” Ioannis laughed, “and what makes it even better, he is, or was, at least, the High Protector of Scotland or some nonsense,” Angelos waved his hand dismissively.

“Was?” Cecilia prodded.

“Well, after they met the French, and by the way, my man in Paris says King Hugues was savaged in that battle, some Varangian army landed and they did battle with the Scots.”

“Well who won that?” Cecilia asked.

“Does it matter?” Andronikos joined Ioannis’ laughter. “Hugues was beaten, savaged, by a bunch of barbarians led by a rotted crow of a Komnenos!” Andronikos slammed his palm on the table.

“Our lovely French peacock fell in the latrine pit!” Antemios Skoteinos, Archeheteratos and commander of the Emperor’s personal field escort joined in the banter.

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It took almost a minute for the laughter to die down around the table enough for Andronikos to speak again.

“Oh!” he sighed, wiping a tear from his eye, “Amazing. So,” he looked around a room still shaking with chuckles, “Our West… is secure. What about the East?” he steepled his fingers and took in a deep breath. It was time to be serious again. “How is friend Gabriel?”

“Ah,” Ioannis nodded to his deputy, and Syrenios nodded his head first to the Emperor, then the rest of the Council.

“Gabriel flatly rejected the Caliph’s request for entry, as Your Majesty suspected he would. My agents tell me that Gabriel’s sons and grandson toned down the rejection somewhat, but rumors are spreading widely that he spat on the Caliph’s letter and had it burned.” It was Syrenios’ turn to smile—Andronikos had no doubt the man’s agents in Persia were behind those rumors, regardless what Gabriel had actually done. “And, as Your Majesty also suspected, the Caliph was no fool, and he sensed blood from his mudpit caravan. He has camped just across the frontier in the lands of the Turks, and has called on the Saracens and Persians to rise up against Gabriel’s rule, and restore him to his rightful place in Baghdad.”

“Won’t Gabriel compel the Turks to make him disappear?” the Prince of Samos asked. His voice wasn’t slurred, but Andronikos already knew the sot was already drunk. “They are his vassals…”

“Indeed,” Syrenios nodded, “he has sent letters demanding they do such, and the Turkish Sultan has… refused. Not that Gabriel has much authority now anyway, for his people have taken to the fields, and beacons of rebellion light the night from Hormuz to Mosul.”

“Excellent. Idris?”

“As Your Majesty has directed,” the lone Muslim in the room looked around nervously, especially under the withering gaze of the representatives of the Patriarchs, “notices are being spread from Syria to Spain with Your Majesty’s response to the events in the East, and instructions have been sent to local kephaloi and officials that these notices are to be translated into a local language at the soonest possible convenience.”

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“Good,” Andronikos nodded. “While We do not like his faith,” Andronikos looked squarely at the representatives of the clergy as he spoke using the ‘imperial voice’—they puffed up with slight smiles at the comment—“the man is, by Our reckoning, a foreign Head of State, and is thus due far more respect than he has received from Gabriel.”

The clergymen obviously weren’t pleased by the rest of his assessment, but not one of them opened their mouths. Andronikos smiled—normally they were a noisy lot during meetings of the Council, especially whenever Idris opened his mouth in defense of the Muslims of the Empire.

“And what of the Persian army?” the Megas Domestikos pressed the matter most important to the army.

“My sources say that the Persian armies in the East are fully busy dealing with the rebellions that are daily growing in strength,” Syrenios went on. “Some of the unconverted local nobility have quickly become lightning rods for unrest, and declared their own Emirates. My people know of six strategoi left in Mesopotamia—the rest have marched East…”

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“He has perhaps as few as 15,000 in Mesopotamia left?” Agyrpoulos stared, wide eyed. “Majesty, we…”

“Will not be launching a Persian adventure,” Andronikos cut the strategos off abruptly. Yes, Persia was wide open for the taking, but Andronikos saw no reason to lumber into that hornet’s nest. Let Gabriel fight the swarm of rebellious bees—Andronikos would stay in his realm, safe on all fronts for the time being, and focus on enemies here at home.

“But Majesty…”

“Ioannis, I do need for you to send a letter to the Polos again,” Andronikos spoke the signal arranged between him and Angelos one plot-filled night long before, “and ask the Mongol lords in Cathay if they would send us more silkworms. The Spanish and Italian nobility prefer the Chinese silk to our own homegrown—we shall need to pocket some money from that.”

Ioannis raised an eyebrow, asking an unspoken question. Andronikos said nothing more, but nodded slowly. Yes, he was sure—it was time to begin the great game in earnest.

“Now, Ioannis, what of your visit to Italy?” the emperor said, decisively changing the topic.

“It was productive,” Angelos nodded, both at the emperor’s verbal statement and the implicit message from just before. “I visited courts from Rome to Venice, and the general appraisal from most of the North Italians is that they are pleased with Your Majesty’s rule—especially the laxity of in-kind taxation in favor of smaller coinage tax.”

“And the lords of northern Italy?” Andronikos pressed. “Specifically my cousin Michael in Florence?” The son of Konstantinos had a more direct claim through the Thomasine branch of the imperial family than Andronikos—he could trace male-descent from the Megaloprepis, while Andronikos could only claim descent through his mother. Should he decide to start trouble…

“To be blunt,” Ioannis smiled, “it appears Lord Michael wants nothing more than to be left alone, like his grandfather was.”

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“Hmm,” Andronikos nodded. A frown slowly crossed the Emperor’s face. Michael might want to be left alone, but that wouldn’t prevent others from trying to rally around him. For now, Andronikos would stay his hand. Long term, however, something would have to be done, unfortunately. “Good,” he said. But Ioannis stood there, his smile growing frosty. Andronikos sighed, and leaned back. “There’s more, Lord Angelos?”

“Indeed, Majesty,” Syrenios spoke before his master. “While the Archeoikos was in northern Italy visiting your cousins in that region, my agents have uncovered some…unsettling tidings out of Bari?”

“Oh?” Andronikos leaned forward, suddenly interested. Bari was one of the strongholds of the Apulian Komnenoi—descendants of the infamous Leo Komnenos.

“My agents… procured,” Syrenios smiled thinly, “several letters to be sent by your cousin Andronikos to his brothers in Salerno and Reggio. It appears your namesake feels your increase in the scutage for Apulia was unjust…”

“Were his complaints treasonable?” the Megas Domestikos asked.

“Yes,” Syrenios said quickly and firmly. “He questioned His Majesty’s legitimacy to rule, going so far as to say he has a more direct male descent from the Megaloprepis than His Majesty. I need not tell Your Lordships,” Syrenios’ smile became infernally large, “that such talk easily constitutes sedition.”

Murmurs went around the table—the strategoi, occupying nearly an entire side of the table, seemed to chatter the most. Treason meant war, and more meant opportunity—something they were keen to discuss…

“So what is to be done?” Andronikos asked darkly, looking at his generals. They would likely, to a man, advocate the emperor smash the rebellion before it even started. A violent military expedition meant a chance for glory, fame, promotion, and land—if the Apulians were stripped of their titles, someone would have to take their themes—and history had shown the most likely beneficiaries were the leaders of the army that invaded.

“My agents took the liberty of resealing the letters and making sure they arrived at their destinations,” Syrenios said, “to prevent the Prince of Apulia from having suspicion. I presume,” Syrenios slyly glanced at the anxious strategoi as well, “Your Majesty has a plan of what could be done?”

“I do,” Andronikos folded his hands, breaking his gaze from his generals. “Skoteinos,” Andronikos nodded to the Archehetaratos, head of the Emperor’s personal retinue of soldiers, “Take the Athanatakoi and three tagmata from the Basilikon to Bari. I’ll have the Megas Doux,” Andronikos nodded down the table to the commander of the imperial navy, “make arrangements to transport you and your 7,000 men.”

“What will our purpose be, Majesty?” Skoteinos asked.

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“Peaceful, hopefully. If We expected large scale violence, of course we would send more tagmata,” Andronikos nodded to the generals. They looked on with suddenly muted interest. No, Andronikos decided, he didn’t want a full scale invasion—the generals had far too much power already. To make two or three of them princes, as they would expect—no, demand? The Emperor mentally shook his head. Far better to send a small, trusted force of men already in high office, loyal to him, with just enough men to get the job done. The Prince of Apulia would not expect 8,000 men on his doorstep—he’d have no time to call his thematakoi, or call on his brothers. Surprise, Andronikos had found, was often worth 10,000 men.

“You will carry a message—that Lord Andronikos and his brothers are to change their name, immediately, on pain of being accused of treason and being stripped of their lands,” Andronikos clarified. “Their ancestors plotted treason, and undid the work of the Megaloprepis as good as any Saracen or Mongol! Henceforth, he and his kin are to stripped of the name Komnenos, just like those Spanish bastard sons of Malhaz,” Andronikos growled. “Just as they are now Malkazoi, these sons of Bardas will now be renamed!” Andronikos thought for a moment—he needed something appropriate, something… suitable. “They shall be the Skazioi, the ‘Shadows,’” he smiled thinly. “A thin figment of what a true Komnenos is, a shade, but nothing more!”

“And if Lord Andronikos resists, Majesty?” Skoteinos asked.

“Cut him down as an example, and march with all speed on Salerno,” the Emperor said. “His brother in Calabria isn’t as great a threat. If Apulia resists and Salerno is cut down, I have a feeling the Last Komnenid in southern Italy will yield without a fight. If he doesn’t…”

“Yes Majesty?”

“Cut him down too. And cut down every member of that family,” the Emperor glowered. “It’s time the Komnenoi be pruned.”

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February 16th, 1272

Altani Khatun looked up at the February sun and sighed—she’d never expected to start a campaign this early in the year again, not since her father had pushed his army hard year round. Then again, she’d hadn’t started her week expecting to be outside the walls of Samarkand in full armor at the front of her tumen and their auxiliaries. She also hadn’t expected her lord and master to arrive outside her gates, a great army streaming behind, with hurried orders for her and her men to join, now. The spring campaign season was here, and Arghun Khan—the same man that only a year before before the walls of a fallen Kashgar had announced his realm would have three years of peace—was demanding she and her tumen be ready to make hard for Persia with the rest of his vast host.

Altani looked over at her husband. She could only see his eyes when he had mail covering his face, and she suspected it was to cover the disdain he had for her lord and master. Arghun’s letter had arrived three days before—his army had arrived this morning. She and her husband had scrambled together a tumen of riders that were ready, but there were garrisons across her realm that were untouched—yet Arghun wanted to host a review before the city walls, then go.

Altani silently prayed—it was a new prayer, one the Mar Catholicos had composed for her only the day before, at her own request. It asked for patience, for faith, and guidance. She’d never been one to make war hastily, and neither had Arghun—not until this spring, apparently.

As she opened her eyes, she ran her fingers along the side of her horse until she felt the side scabbard that hung just before her left leg, then the sword that hung inside. Her fingers traced foreign letters and designs along the pommel. She did not draw it—she never drew that blade. Even all these years later, it felt strange and heavy in her hands. The Mongols made no swords like this—long, straight, razor sharp on both edges with a heavy crossguard and pommel. That strange, reddish hue only added to the allure. Even though she’d never use it in battle, she still kept it by her side—at first as a symbol of her triumph over the man that’d killed her father and one of her brothers. Now, she had another reason to have its scabbard hang from her horse.

She knew while Arghun Khan ruled half the known world, he had nothing like this ‘Fire Tongue’ in his vast treasury. The Roman blade, taken directly from the body of the King Alexios who slew Hulagu and slew Guyuk, was hers, and hers alone. But even its reddish hues competed little against the awesome scene before her eyes.

Arghun Khan had given her no notice of his arrival, no word of his approach. Altani had no doubt he’d ordered all the governors of the lands she ruled to not send word of the approach of him and his vast host, simply so he could arrive outside of Samarkand, unannounced, with the most powerful army she’d ever seen.

She shifted uneasily on her horse as a figure began to gallop up the length of that vast host, drawn at attention for inspection. Her fingers ran across the pommel of the Roman sword—its cold steel was no comfort, not when Arghun had elephants. Sixty of them, their armor on full display. As one, the great beasts trumpeted at their handler’s beckoning, trunks rising high into the air—the roaring noise made Altani jump, and she heard the jingle of her tumen behind her shying from the din. The trunks danced, like so many serpents, waving lazily as their lord and master rode down the length of the line. It was a fearsome display of power, a terrifying show of the might of Arghun Khan, Sultan of India, Khan of the Chagatai and Blue Horde as well as Master of Transoxiania.

Finally, the master of the western half of the Mongol world reined up next to her. While his guards and retainers were clad in gold inlaid mail with ornate helms and brilliant spears, Arghun himself was clad in white linens, a jeweled circlet with hanging pearls the only indication that he was one of the most powerful men on earth and not just another well off merchant.

“Greetings, Lady Altani,” he said, voice silken. He lifted his hand, and orders barked down the line in dozens of languages. The ground shook as legions came to attention. Altani had seen the numbers, but nothing could ever prepare one for seeing a host of 150,000 men, horses, camels, amirs, lords, khans and beyliks, pennants streaming, spears glinting, the crash of metal, the storm of light and steel. Altani blinked—the last time she’d seen such a host was just before her father’s invasion of Persia. A small part of her mind whispered this was only part of what Arghun could bring to bear.

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He’d never told his erstwhile partner his full strength, but Altani had heard about India—a near endless number of men, great elephants, chariots of war—the weight and power equaling that of China. Tokhtamysh privately said he thought Arghun had upwards of 400,000 in total, numbers that sent a chill down her spine. How many would be needed in India as garrisons? Surely no where near a third of that, and Kashgar and the lands of the Blue Horde would need even fewer…

“Lady Altani.”

Altani jumped, and turned to see Arghun’s face right next to her, smiling.

“You look frightened, and the story has yet to begin!”

“I am not frightened,” Altani growled her own greeting, upset both at her predicament and that Arghun had caught her saucer-eyed look at his army. She’d never wanted to be his ally, but stranded on the edge of the Mongol world, as he bested her, then ground down both the Blue Horde and the Chagatai, she had little choice. One could swim with the tidal wave that was Arghun Khan—or one could drown fighting the current. Altani had made peace with the idea long ago that she would have to swim for the sake of her husband and three grown children. However, the woman that had once led her own wave of men would never be happy treading in someone else’s water. “I…” she started to say, cursing her tongue as it stammered.

“…have never seen an army as large as this?” Arghun asked. The Lord of India, Sarai, and Kashgar seemed to settle into his saddle, smug and confident. “I, too, trembled when I saw an army so great, but, Lady Altani, look more closely. Tell me what you see.”

Altani took stock of the great host gathered across the plains. There were elephants, great scores of horses, camels, and other beasts of burden. There were cavalry as far as the eye could see—Mongols, strange Indians in chain armor and funny hats, and…

…scores and scores of Indian infantry. Men with a shield, a spear, and little more.

“I see many ill-equipped infantry,” she said, glad to find the courage to speak something negative about Arghun’s host.

“I must confide something in you, Lady Altani,” Arghun smiled thinly, “I am not comfortable with this invasion.”

“Not comfortable?” Altani unregally squeaked. She looked around. Not even Tokhtamysh was paying attention—clearly no one heard her.

Arghun’s thin smile grew stillborn. “I do not think my armies are ready. The cavalry of the steppe is always ready, mind you,” he said hurriedly, “but my infantry…” His voice drifted off and he shook his head. “Not enough time to properly equip the expedition troops, and only barely enough time to get the supply trains ready.”

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“Then why not wait?” Altani heard herself asking. Her father had spent years planning his second great invasion of Persia after the first was snuffed out! Arghun could call on far more troops than even the great Hulagu! Couldn’t he wait? “Hold off for a year, two even? Your armies could return to their garrisons while you address… that…” she gestured over towards some of the unarmored infantry.

“I fear I will not have a year even,” Arghun sighed. “You are aware of the troubles in Persia, yes?”

Altani nodded slowly—who wasn’t? Gabriel had foolishly refused the Caliph a simple request to be allowed to return home, she’d heard, and the whole of the nation was in arms against the Romans. The self-proclaimed Emirs of Hormuz and Luristan had both sent ambassadors to Samarkand to ask for Altani’s intervention, despite her official conversion to her husband’s Christian faith. She’d demurred—Arghun and his host’s unexpected arrival had made moot any decision she could have made.

“Gabriel is a fine commander of men, and his sons are capable leaders of men,” Arghun said quietly, “and I fear if I do not act now, they will sort the mess out, and they’ll be all the stronger for it. That and…” he started to speak, before he looked over at her. Altani blinked… was that nervousness in his eyes?

“You must wonder,” that flat, blank smile returned, “why I tell you these things?”

Altani nodded slowly. She wasn’t exactly a friend of Arghun—a vassal, yes. Bannerwoman, yes. Confidante—she’d never expected that role.

“You are the most important of my lords,” Arghun looked over the sea of men and beasts. “You command the best tumen—which means you command the best of my best troops. The tumen are the finest cavalry in the world, and my elephants are formidable, but the rest of this force is hollow—we are a tiger whose teeth are not as sharp as the numbers would appear. I am counting on the Persians to react as you did when you caught glimpse of the size of my force,” he nodded her way, “To see the vast host and shiver and quake. And if they don’t, I’ll be relying on you, my amirs, and the horse of this great host to break them until they do tremble.”

Altani nodded slowly.

“We’ll strike with speed and surprise on our side—the enemy will be distracted, and…”

“What about the Romans in the West?” Altani asked. The Da’qin outside of Persia held a vast empire of their own—lorded over by a man whose father Altani had slain. Surely as she’d sought vengeance for the death of her father and brothers, this Great Roman would lumber east in search of the woman who spilled his father’s blood?

“One of the few things I am sure of,” Arghun’s smile grew slightly warmer, “is that the Da’qin outside of Persia will not intervene. I have…assurances…that they will stay in their realm.”

Altani nodded—Arghun had won his empire through caution, as well as boldness. If he’d felt so confidant as to call her two tumen to war, and bring his host, already assembled, to her doorstep, his confidence had to be deep and solid. She shook her head—why was she worrying about him? If the Da’qin tumbled down, they’d land on his head, not hers!

“I know we have never been… allies,” Arghun’s smile thinned, “but I know we have been good partners. I need you and your men for one last campaign, before I have the power needed to topple Kublai in Karakorum. Then,” he nodded towards the spires and domes of Samarkand, “I shall leave you and your city in peace. In return, I offer you something no one else can.” Arghun’s eyes flashed back to her, looking at her, through her, like those of a viper. “I promise you’ll get to strangle the Persian Gabriel with a bowstring.”

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So a lot goes down this update! Andronikos decides its time to start bringing the hammer down on more malcontent branches of the Komnenoi, while Gabriel’s troubles encourage Arghun to launch his invasion before he’s fully ready. What was Andronikos’ message to the Polos? Will Arghun’s bet Andronikos won’t respond be accurate? How will the Komnenoi of southern Italy react to their sudden demotion? And, of course, will Persia stand before the twin dangers of rebellion and the Mongols, or retreat before the onslaught? War, strife, terror, all will appear in the next update of Rome AARisen!
 
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Bloody mongols.... You should be invading Russia you dimwits! :p

I'm confident Gabriel will manage to get out of the mess Andronikos put him in. In some clever way, he will manage to keep Persia together. Besides, wouldn't the populace of the Roman Empire wonder why the grand Megas Komnenos doesn't rush to the aid of his brother in faith? They are enemies yes, but to sacrifice a vast land the Romans fought over for countless years, and to sacrifice it to pagans and muslims? The people won't be happy. Someone just needs to point them in the right direction.
 
I must say; I love the Mongol and Persian sub-stories; the intrigue is fascinating; and it's good that Androkinos is finally pruning the name of Komneos; there's probably what, a few hundred of them running around now?

Also, I love that a rabble of half-barbarian Scots managed to utterly SMASH the Capetian armies; good for Antemios Komnenos, I say! He deserves the credit for organizing them into a force that laid the Capetian nobles low. Any chance he'll become King of Scotland? It would be wonderfully poetic; tasked to lead the people who he despises with all his heart, and protect them from foreign foes.
 
Did the Scots beat the Northmen?

Anyway, I have to say I actually think that the Mongols can defeat Persia here. I hope they atleast take a chunk of it.
 
Congratulations for this great story, is the first time I write but I've been reading for a while with great interest. I would like a map of religions and ethnic groups. if not too much trouble
 
Anyone wanting a spoiler of what is about to happen should dig up the post General BT did a very long time ago set in the modern day with four gamers. Unless a certain alliance is retconned, we are in for an interesting time.
 
Ha.

Gabriel clearly didn't count on that. Well, if he survives the rebels will pay.

Did the Norsemen win? The public wants to know!
 
Qorten - It seems like everyone is in favor of that upcoming brawl. Unfortunately, its not this update... its the one after this one where it starts to get ugly...

Zzzzz... - The early parts of this AAR it was the Romans and the Turks always going at it. I think its safe to say the Mongols have taken over as Romanion's Number One foe... considering the Germans have signed an alliance and the French can't get their act together...

Enewald - Something dangerous is indeed stirring in Persia. Multiple things, in fact. Persia's on a trajectory to become the hotbed of all sorts of things that the Emperors in Konstantinopolis might wish back into Pandora's box...

RGB - Petition AlexanderPrimus most piteously, and perhaps he'll deign to grant us the end of the story at some point? (*kicks the request AP's way* :) )

The_Archduke - I did drop that hint a long time ago. I will say this though... at least one of the dates mentioned in that hint is wrong. In fact it was because I hadn't bothered to fact check before I made that post... we'll chalk it up to "gamers not knowing exact dates," for story purposes. :)

tule91 - Thanks for reading! I have a new map of religions and ethnic groups on the backburner. It'll get finished at some point soon, hopefully. There was at least one posted earlier in the story that is badly out of date now... remind me and I can search for it (It was inside the same post where I revealed some EU3 flags)...

FrozenWall - Well, to be fair, Arghun's army isn't even fully Mongol really... Altani's tumen and Arghun's couple are the only truly Mongol elements--the vast majority of the force is allied or native levy infantry and cavalry. It's a truly imperial army.

Tommy4ever - Gabriel beat the Mongols once before by denying them battle till they were whittled down, but even then, he solved things by going into the field at Amol. Now, he doesn't have the luxury of being able to sit and wait them out--with rebellions left and right, he needs to solve one problem or the other as quickly as possible. Look for the Persians to try to stop Arghun with everything they have. It's a huge gamble, but Gabriel's never been shy about risks...

SplendidTuesday - There's perhaps a thousand by this point in game--and that's only the Komnenoi that have enough station and rank to be noted by the game and not "fade into history." As for Antemios, there's no chance he'd ever become King of the Scots himself--Duncan has an heir, even if the child is an infant, and Antemios (unlike his children) hasn't renounced his Orthodox faith. That said, being the guardians of the infant King is tantamount to being King until the child reaches their majority...

Vesimir - The Mongols did, and they utterly trashed the place. Until Arghun beat up the Blue Horde, it was receiving regular tribute from most of the Rus princes. Inadvertently, Arghun has probably freed the Rus from the Mongol yoke centuries early...

On the second subject, there's a few hints as to what's going on in this update...

AlexanderPrimus - Hooray!


This week is a slightly shorter update. Next week's will probably be longer. Enjoy!

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“Sometimes a man must bet cautiously. Sometimes he must be recklessly. But only a fool places no bet at all.” – Andronikos Komnenos​

April 1st, 1272


Andronikos hardly felt like the most powerful man in the world—not now, stuck inside the empress’ apartments of the Kosmodion, staring at the bronze doors that led to her bedchambers, but not being able to step inside. He started to walk to the window yet again, his footfalls echoing off the vaulted ceiling. Rain spattered against the windows as yet another gust of wind whistled over the city.

Since the admittedly clumsy assassination attempt made at Christmastide (What idiot sent a knife-wielding fool charging straight at the Emperor, when he was surrounded by guards? Really?), Andronikos’ friend, Archeoikos Ioannis Angelos, as well as the rest of the household, had deemed it prudent that the Emperor’s personal guard be doubled—even after the Prince of Tripoli was found out and executed. On most occasions Andronikos didn’t mind. But today, when he wanted nothing else than to be by his beloved Cecilia’s hand, talking to her, encouraging her as she was giving birth to their third child, that slew of guardsmen was his bane. The doctors complained all those mailed men would simply get in the way.

So Andronikos was stuck, out here, watching the rain fall.

It was dull and dreary outside—it had been for two days—and looking out the window did nothing to break the worry in the Emperor’s mind. So when another set of bronze doors to the antechamber opened up, Andronikos looked over expectantly—something, anything, to get his mind off of what had been going on in the next room for the past ten hours was welcome indeed.

“Any news?” Ioannis Angelos shouted only moments after entering the room. Like Andronikos, the second most powerful man in the world was dressed down today—a linen shirt and breeches. Unlike the Emperor, he’d bathed. After all, while Andronikos paced and waiting for his next little one, someone had to meet with foreign delegations, sign paperwork, and in general keep the business of the state running at full speed.

“None,” Andronikos smiled tensely. He glanced over towards the doors between him and his wife, and sighed. “For God’s sake, I need a distraction, Ioannis! Something that’ll make the time fly by!” he hissed.

“Well…” Angelos put his hands on his hips, “Considering you won’t tear yourself away for a good hunt like I recommended,” Angelos said, “I’ll just tell you the important things you missed at the Inner Council?”

“Good,” Andronikos nodded. Anything to keep him busy.

“Well, there was a letter from Skoteinos. Your cousins in southern Italy folded like a house of cards,” Angelos smiled slightly. “He says your namesake doesn’t have half your spine—Prince Andronikos was shaking when Skoteinos disembarked in Taranto with his army. All three princes have signed and sworn oaths that they are now the Skazioi, and pledged on their lives and honor to renounce any claims of descent they have from Emperor Manuel. Nonetheless, Skoteinos recommends permanently moving a few tagma of the Italikon south to keep a perpetual reminder in place for their ‘continual benefit.’”

“You signed the orders already in my name?” Andronikos raised an eyebrow.

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“Yes,” Ioannis nodded. “Then there was news from Spain. Bartholomaios of Mauretania passed away, his son Eudoxios wants to be recognized as Exarch of Mauretania and Lusitania, as well as Commander of the Western Armies.”

“Recognize his claim to his father’s titles, but we shall need a new commander in the West,” Andronikos said quickly. The titles of Exarch and Despotes were supposed to be at imperial pleasure, and now people openly asked, with expectation, that they be handed from father to son. Andronikos would be damned before he let the extraordinarily powerful high army commands go down the same route. “Who would be available for the slot?”

“There’s Godwinson in North Africa now,” Angelos offered.

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“He’s a good man, and a Varangian. Give it to him,” the Emperor nodded. Godwinson was a blunt, loyal man. More importantly, should he ever become disloyal, the proud Roman and Andalusian lords of the west would never follow a barbarian… “What’s going on in Persia with Arghun Khan’s invasion? Any more news?”

“Things are not going well for your Persian cousins,” Angelos coughed.

“Is Arghun moving as we’d hoped?” Andronikos clarified. “We’ve had the grain supplies in place for months. I don’t want this opportunity wasted…”

“He’s even following the route I told you he would,” Angelos flashed a quick smile. “He’s taken most of the north, and his columns were turning south and west as of last month. He’s having issues with the Persian politkoi mind you,” Angelos added quickly, “the core of his fighting force is his cavalry, and he likely knows he cant’ afford to fodder it away on fighting raids when Gabriel’s army is still out there.”

“No doubt,” Andronikos nodded. “But politkoi aren’t regular line troops…”

“Yes,” Ioannis nodded, “and the few times they’ve tried to stand against any of Arghun’s regular detachments, they’ve been driven off—either by the cavalry, or the sight of his elephants.”

“Really?” Andronikos looked up. “Elephants? Arghun is serious,” he added in a deadpan. “Poor fool. And Gabriel’s response?”

“My people say that your cousin Nikephoros is marching for Arghun with the backbone of Persia’s armies—ten tagmata, 100,000 or so altogether, not counting the politkoi nibbling at Arghun’s flanks…”

“The ‘Desert Lion’ isn’t leading them himself?” That made Andronikos momentarily frown. There were still 40-50,000 Persian regular troops out there. Andronikos dismissed the thought—not even Gabriel was mad enough to invade Romanion even as the Mongols came. “For someone who carries himself like the Megaloprepis reborn…” Andronikos’ eyes drifted over towards those bronze doors. He thought he heard noises from behind them, and for the fifth time that day, he cursed his cousin Thomas and his acoustically soundproof palace.

“My informants tell me the ulcer in his leg has flared again,” Ioannis said, following his friend’s gaze. “He is in too much pain to take the field. Besides, Nikephoros is a good commander. He was at Amol…”

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“Yes he was…” Andronikos said distantly, before yanking his eyes from the door. The churigeons and midwives would tell him when they knew something. “Same with the bitch Altani,” acid dripped from the Emperor’s voice.

“She has your father’s sword, we’re sure of it,” Angelos nodded. “Assuming the Mongols are not inclined to making bastard swords of coppery hue. An agent overheard survivors of a northern skirmish saying they saw her carrying it. The same man also overheard some other interesting news…”

“…do tell?” Andronikos waved his hand. He hated it when Ioannis dragged things out—something his friend was wont to do whenever there was some interesting tidbit his spies had discovered.

“It appears the youngest heir to the Persian throne does more than blot his eyes with soot,” Angelos grinned. “Prince Alexandros tore apart three detachments from Altani’s wing of the Mongol horde, according to the survivor. He apparently hit the detachments that did not have elephants—turns out without them, Arghun’s infantry is only so many mouths to feed…”

“As we guessed,” Andronikos warily eyed the door again. He thought he heard a noise from behind it—a cry? That was to be expected—Cecilia was giving birth, after all. “That large of an army on such a short notice—the infantry was bound to be ill-trained. So how many men has the young, black eyed prince cost the bitch?”

“3-4,000 or thereabouts,” Angelos sighed. “The remarkable thing is that he’s done so without any more than the garrison in Rayy. The man claimed it was no more than a thousand men, but…”

“…exaggeration,” Andronikos bit his lip and sighed. Every part of his body wanted to march over and demand that the servants open those doors to admit him. The last two births hadn’t taken this long! No… the midwives, the churigeons, they needed their space to work! He bit his lip again. “Still… anyone that takes a nip out of Altani’s flank is a friend of mine,” Andronikos quipped, forcing a smile onto his face. “In fact…”

Suddenly, an enormous, metallic groan interrupted his words. Andronikos fell silent as those bronze doors swung open just wide enough for a man to pass through, and a cacophony of noise assaulted his ears. Yelling, shouting—but no where could he hear the screams he expected from his wife…

“Quick! Fetch more towels!”

“…not sure! It’s too…”

Several midwives dashed through the crack, towels streaked bright red in their arms. Servants quickly closed the doors behind them. Their eyes were wide—was that a trick of light, or was a tear on the cheek of one woman as she dashed by?

“Why are there bloody towels?” Andronikos asked, his heart sinking. No one paid him any attention as the slew of midwives dashed back to those closed doors, fresh white towels in their hands. Once again they opened, and the Emperor caught a few pieces of the chaos inside.

“…too much! We need…”

Then a loud clang, then silence.

“I…” Ioannis said a moment later. “I’m sure they’re doing everything they can, Andronikos.” The Emperor felt his friends hand slide around his own—the Emperor thought the rings around his fingers seemed to grow cold.

“I…” Andronikos stared at those doors, and the muffled noises inside. He shook his head. Persia! Persia! “So Altani’s been harassed, but not stopped?”

“Not… at all,” Ioannis said haltingly. “I… well, despite this young Alexandros’ efforts, Rayy fell on May 7th, according to this same source. My other sources confirm that Arghun’s man army has crossed the mountains into central Persia and is making hard for Isfahan. Nikephoros’ army will likely block it north of the city somewhere.”

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“And the Turks?” Andronikos openly stared at the door now.

“Are still quiet,” Ioannis stared as well. “They haven’t lifted a finger to help Gabriel, not with the Caliph still hounding them. However, that might soon change—word has it the Caliph is headed west.”

“Gabriel is rolling over?” Andronikos started to tap his foot as he started to hum Cecilia’s favorite song. Everything would be fine—the men in there were the best medical minds in all of Christendom.

“Perhaps,” Ioannis nodded, “or maybe he’ll take the Caliph hostage to force those rebels into line.”

“We could only wish he’d be that stupid,” Andronikos said quietly. There were more muffled noises—was that a shout? “He’s… I mean they… I mean he,” Andronikos stumbled. Another noise. “…the Muslim revolt leaders have…”

“The self-proclaimed Emir of Luristan, one Abu Muhammad Shiriazi,” Angelos smiled nervously at not stumbling over the absurd Farsi, “has already pledged he will side with Arghun. That fellow in Hormuz hasn’t said anything, but my people say he has envoys headed to Baghdad—he’s probably going to see what the Caliph is up to. Your man in Derbent is staying quiet…”

“…as we asked. Things are going as we’d planned, it sounds… like…” Andronikos eyes went back to that damned door. He needed to know what was going on!

“…while that fellow in Mesopotamia has declared a jihad to destroy Roman rule, and even sent a curt note to court demanding you convert!” Ioannis said loudly, clearly trying to keep his friend’s mind off what was going on behind those doors.

“Huh,” Andronikos said absently, before starting to walk to the servants. He heard Ioannis make a noise, but he paid no heed. The servants stared, wide eyed at his approach. Just as he opened his mouth though, there was a soft, hurried knock. Quickly, those damnable doors swung wide—and out came Master ibn al-Nafis, the Chief Imperial Physician. By his terror stricken eyes, Andronikos knew, even before the man opened his mouth.

“Your…Majesty,” the doctor swallowed hard, “I…I regret to inform you that Her Ma…Majesty… It was a difficult birth!” he exclaimed, “We did all we could! The child came feet first! Her Majesty…she did not have the strength, and she…” his voice died away.

Somewhere off in the distance, the bells of Hagia Sophia began to toll. It was noon.

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Cecilia, the woman Andronikos banished Albrecht for, decimated Barcelona for, is dead! The Mongols progress deep into Persia, and Prince Alexandros shows himself to have a great deal more fire on the field than anyone expected. What will happen in Konstantinopolis? And just as importantly, will Nikephoros blunt Arghun’s advance? All hell will break loose, next time in Rome AARisen!
 
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I was getting a bit tired of Andronikis' goody goodyness. Hopefully now he grow some proper flaws. Perhaps without his wife to guide him he will become wayward and distant in rule? We can only hope. :p
 
I have to say, this is probably one of the finest scenes you've written. All the wars and politics and the death happening off-screen flooding the conversation only to mask the life and death struggle happening right behind the door.

And it's somehow a subtle and brilliant touch that it's noon. The sun only goes down from here.
 
Oh poor Cecilia ...
and poor Andronikos :(

Who cares about Persia when tragedy strikes so close to home!

But TBH I found it weird that a man would discuss strategic matters while his wife is giving birth. Also that his best friend would keep chattering on and on, even when the maids with the bloody towels rush by. What kind of a friend is that who does not share your worry about your wife??